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  1. Public Bookmark 22

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    "Stand up. Let me patch you up, pretty boy," Mydei said firmly, leaving no room for argument. Calling him Deliverer would only remind Phainon of his heavy burden, and Mydei didn't want to risk adding more to the boulder he already shouldered. 'Pretty boy' was a mocking nickname that Phainon shouldn't have thought much about.

    Oh, how wrong Mydei was.

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    05 Aug 2025

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    The goddess may have been an agent of the planet, her foremost, concentrated voice... but she was also mischief incarnate when it suited her. Cloud would have cursed her in every language he knew, if not for the fact that he was now, apparently, a wolf.

    And also back in time.

    Cloud Strife would have loved trying to figure that one out, but a certain preteen redhead by the name of Genesis Rhapsodos was currently dangled around his neck and cooing about his “Gift of the Goddess”. Oh, Hel. Minerva was going to have a lot to answer for.

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    11 Jul 2025

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    No one's really sure what's going on. They're all tonberries for one. In the past, for another. And no one's really sure why either of those things had to be. But they're going to make the most of it. And if they all delight in people screaming and running, because hey, tonberries, well.... no one said you couldn't have fun while saving the world.

    Time travel AU, oneshot, rated for cartoony violence, minor character death, and language. Kind of crack, tbh.

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    11 Jul 2025

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    Zack, Angeal, Sephiroth, and Genesis acquire and try to raise a Baby Cloud.

    Can be read as mostly one-shots in the same universe, but there's an overarching fix-it plot.

    From Chapter 2: Surprise Adoption

    Momgeal: @here doc will be able to set it and Gen can do some targeted casts later to help healing further. Any luck with the chocobo?
    Sephiroth: about that…
    Genesis: It's not a chocobo. Your puppy brought home what my scan tells me is a HUMAN CHILD. And no, we have not fished it out of the vents yet.
    PupEZ: heiejbwh

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    09 Jul 2025

  5. Public Bookmark 21

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    Zack Fair discovers that his buddy Sephiroth has never had candy before.

    Which is totally bonkers and must be fixed immediately! How can someone not have had candy before!?

    So Zack offers Sephiroth one of the Jolly Ranchers he's got on him.

    What no one told him is that Sephiroth's strict diet means... Sephiroth's body does NOT know how to handle candy levels of sugar.

    Chaos ensues.

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    05 Jul 2025