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When Kaeya returns from a trip he didn't bother to tell anyone he was going on, he doesn't expect to have been nominated for a contest that had sprung up in the meantime. A finalist for the Favonius-hosted competition of discovering who has the finest ass in Mondstadt. Trying to wrap his head (and his ass) around how he ended up in this situation, he realizes he's not quite prepared for the consequences of these actions.
Now he has to go stand on stage in front of the city. For his ass. With two other finalists.And one of those finalists is just as dumb as he is.
Let's see what happens, shall we?
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Puns on Geonosis by Lifeoflemoon
Fandoms: Star Wars - All Media Types, Star Wars: The Clone Wars (2008) - All Media Types, Star Wars: Battlefront (Video Games)
11 Jun 2021
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Geonosis is always a disaster, but that doesn't mean that the 212th can't have any fun. The Jedi get to interact with their men and get a full introduction to Puns. Everyone gets a full introduction to Puns.
Puns sure has fun and attempts to be sociable about it. He is mildly successful.
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- Part 5 of Clone Trooper Puns
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The Youngling Odyssey by Lifeoflemoon
Fandoms: Star Wars - All Media Types, Star Wars: The Clone Wars (2008) - All Media Types, Star Wars Prequel Trilogy, Star Wars: Jedi: Fallen Order (Video Game)
12 Jan 2021
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Following the unexpected death of the Chancellor, which Anakin Skywalker had “nothing” to do with, the clone wars come to a surprising end. All is good in the Republic with a new chancellor, a refurbished Jedi order, and a chance for a future.
Now the Jedi are allowed to settle down.However, General Grievous, and some other malcontents are still out there. Causing havoc and waiting.
20 years pass and now it seems the Galaxy is ready for chaos once again.
Here's to the Team and Co, pulling their hair out across the stars.
And Jaytin just wants to go home.
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There shouldn't be anything in the country that America doesn't know about. There shouldn't be, right? So how did he miss the meeting of his own capital?
Perhaps 1814?
That was England's fault though. Wasn't it? And shouldn't England know when London writes a book about the countries?
Perhaps.
All Daniel did was read a book. And live for 200 some years. And work at Starbucks. Too bad the government won't let him look into it, this America guy sounds pretty cool. If only these guys would leave him alone.
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Puns on Naboo by Lifeoflemoon
Fandoms: Star Wars - All Media Types, Star Wars: The Clone Wars (2008) - All Media Types, Star Wars Prequel Trilogy, Star Wars: Battlefront (Video Games)
09 Dec 2020
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Naboo has been attacked by the Separatists with Asajj at the lead. The 212th and 501st are sent to kick the enemy off planet. Chaos ensues, because chaos is what follows these men around.
Trooper Puns is often in the thick of it.
Once again, nobody knows how to deal with him. But they have fun anyway. Or at least, Obi-Wan has fun.
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- Part 4 of Clone Trooper Puns
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Clone Trooper Puns by Lifeoflemoon
Fandom: Star Wars - All Media Types, Star Wars Prequel Trilogy, Star Wars: Battlefront (Video Games), Star Wars: The Clone Wars (2008) - All Media Types
11 Jun 2021
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Your company is taking on a new project and desperately wants the backing and expertise of retired CEO Jing Yuan. Dispatched out into the countryside to bring him on board, you find it won't be as easy as you think.
Jing Yuan strikes a bargain with you: spend the upcoming days with him, until Christmas Eve, and he'll tell you exactly what it will take for him to come back if you don't figure it out yourself.
Let the Christmas countdown begin.
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07 Jun 2024
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When a vampire makes Mondstadt his feeding grounds, Kaeya is the knight assigned to the case.
He goes to Dawn Winery for help, looking in part to reconcile his relationship with Diluc. He leaves with fangs and a bloodlust of his own.
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Forgiveness on your lips, heart on my fingertips by SolsticeLostHerMind
Fandoms: 原神 | Genshin Impact (Video Game)
26 Jan 2024
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As strings blend into woodwinds, Kaeya’s elegant bow is met with a regal incline of her head. Their hands settle into place with the gentility drilled into them as children.
That façade shatters a split-second before their cue when Kaeya’s most devilish smirk flares. He sweeps Jean through the first rotation with as much overblown flair as he can muster. Jean’s laughter bubbles around them.
Pinned behind the bar, Diluc can do nothing but watch.
———Diluc’s prepared to spend the rest of his life ignoring the gaping hole he’s carved into his chest and his life. But as the night wears on, it grows harder and harder to remember why he keeps himself so aloof from those who matter most.
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24 Nov 2023
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heart of ice (and a soul that burns bright) by dyspneaa
Fandoms: 原神 | Genshin Impact (Video Game)
15 Oct 2023
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Diluc just stared at him with a stupid expression that made Kaeya want to laugh. He walked out and was surprised at how warm the night was. He breathed in deeply, enjoying the lack of discomfort before it came back because it will.
He sure as hell isn’t going to tell Diluc a thing. It isn’t affecting him as far as Kaeya can tell, and the last thing he wants to do is tell Diluc that he is the only thing keeping him alive apparently.
Or, Kaeya gets cursed by a domain and the only way to keep from dying is Diluc.
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- Part 3 of Kaeya and Diluc Whump fics
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19 Oct 2023
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After a particularly rough week at work, Kaeya accepts Bennett's offer to explore a new domain together. When the trip takes a wrong turn and a ley line disorder separates Kaeya's soul from his body, the Knights and Diluc get involved and scramble to learn more about how this happened - as well as the circumstances behind Kaeya's terrible week.
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