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    Forget the Middle-earth you thought you knew. This place is a mess. Wartorn and full of chaos, can anyone save Middle-earth from the evil Far-Ling?

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    Welcome, dear reader, to the Coliseum! Many have died just for a chance at the prize—and many more will!

    In this epic tale of romance, politics, and murder most foul, is anyone who they seem?

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    agatha of gavaldon is a princess, and she has a secret. several, in fact. she's pretty good at keeping them, by now.
    tedros of camelot is a king, and he has a secret. just one, but it's a big one, and if it gets out, he's done for.
    agatha of gavaldon and tedros of camelot are also engaged to one another. she's never met him. he's never met her.
    it's just standard for arranged marriages. you understand. don't worry, they'll meet soon enough. nothing will go wrong. this is a fairy tale, isn't it? all fairy tales have arranged marriages and overbearing mothers and mollycoddling advisors and gloves and veils and--
    what? what's that?
    that's not the version you've heard?
    well, this was a long time ago. things get mangled, as they're retold.
    what?
    no, that's not the who the villain is.
    where on earth did you get that from?
    oh, dear.
    perhaps we need to clear a few things up.

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    13 Apr 2020

  2. Public Bookmark 60

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    The Númenórean King Ar-Pharazôn thinks he has won an easy victory when Sauron surrenders to him and becomes his prisoner. But the march back to Umbar with the conniving Dark Lord turns out to have many unanticipated twists and turns through a nest of politics and intrigue, including Sauron's attempted seduction of Ar-Pharazôn's favorite male courtesan.

     

    MEFA 2009 First Place winner in Genres: Longer Works: Incomplete (Vol. 1 is now complete)
    This fic was recommended in USA Today, May 20, 2015! (They have a fanfiction section. Who knew?)
    First posted on SWG 2/8/09. Completed 6/22/12
    Rated M overall, but some scenes are explicit.

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    25 Jan 2020

  3. Public Bookmark 20

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    Tedros Pendragon is used to everything being handed to him. Things, opportunities, and people flock to him -not the other way around- and he is content with keeping it that way. Love, however, is anything but straightforward, and finding the right girl is going to take more than a little effort.
    He might need some help on this one.

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    16 Jan 2020

    Bookmarker's Notes

    Very well done, 10/10!

  4. Public Bookmark 50

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    "Mordorian romantic drama at its finest." ~ Times of Khand
    "Tragic yet titillating." ~ Númenor News Network
    "That shit's nasty!" ~ PlayDwarf
    "Who the fuck nicked my lube?!" ~Lurtz' Fashion Blog
    "*noisy retching*" ~ Rivendaily

    This is a not-so-classic tale of "Orc boy meets Elf girl", which proves once and for all that having the Dark Lord as your third bed-partner is NOT a good idea. One does not simply walk into Mordor... or anywhere near it. This is a very dark tale, as tales set under the Eye are wont to be. For Darkness taints all it touches, but without it the little glimmers of Light would not be as powerful.

    This series started out with "The Ties That Bind" and was originally intended to be a piece of pointless smut and I never meant to write any more than that part. But then I got hit by an irresistible load of "WHAT HAPPENS NEXT?!" and kept writing. Let's see where this takes us!

    PS. It's still smut, but now it's smut with a story. I hope. DS.

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    12 Dec 2019

    Bookmarker's Notes

    The world-building is really well-done!

  5. Public Bookmark 7

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    Taking shelter from an unseasonal storm, Elrond finds the cave already occupied - by the former Captain of Saruman's Uruk Hai.
    SLASH. Elrond/Ugluk. Sounds unlikely? Read it and believe! Trust me. It's a beautiful thing. Somewhat Alternate Universe in that Ugluk is still alive after the end of the War of the Ring.

    Mithril Awards 2003 - Finalist - Best story focusing on other races

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    02 Dec 2019

    Bookmarker's Notes

    *sobs in unrealised shipping* THIS WAS BEAUTIFUL AND I AM GOING TO SHARE IT WITH ANYONE WHO LOOKS AT MY BOOKMARKS!