Anonymous (Names_are_really_hard)



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  2. Summary

    Watch and laugh as this guy has the worst fucking time of his life.

    Aka a lowkey front for VBS shenanigans

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  3. Summary

    Watch this girl fumble and flail when it comes to any sort of flirting like a tube man in a tornado. (But what about the smut fic—? shhhhhhhh)

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  1. Rec 12

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    An is fine, really! Or at least should be fine enough to get up, face the day alongside her team. Even if everything hurts and it feels like her heart just got ripped out and replaced with lead. She should be keeping it together. She's had it together for so long.

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    10 May 2025

    Bookmarker's Notes

    I love this a lot.

  2. Public Bookmark 8

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    On An's seventeenth birthday, Ken leaves her a present that would make her night with Vivid Bad Squad an unforgettable one - for better, or worse.

    AKA Spud's excuse to write drunk VBS content

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    16 Apr 2025

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    The drunkerssss

  3. Rec 15

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    “An-chan!” she says brightly, in the same cadence as always, like they aren’t in space or something. Because this is a dream, so whatever, sure she does.

    “Kohane!” says An, letting it sing-song out of her.

    It’s only then that she realises what Kohane is wearing—she’s like a princess, in a long white ballgown with a train that disappears into stardust. Somehow, it suits her. Like her little body was made to be framed with a dress like this, gauzy and plush, grand in shape and somehow barely-there in substance at the same time. There are stars around her head, too, floating in an array that changes shape every time she blinks, and Kohane’s eyes sparkle with their reflections, like their own microcosm, matching prisms of a hazel-gold sky.

    She knows, for some reason, what to do now. An offers a hand, somehow casually even with the knightly formality of the gesture, and just as lightly, Kohane takes it.

    Four times An and Kohane share a dream, and what happens after.

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    11 Mar 2025

    Bookmarker's Notes

    I wrote a 1k comment on this.

  4. Rec 1

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    Or: Three times Toya, the Osaki twins and Akito get caught singing songs from their lovers

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    22 Feb 2025

    Bookmarker's Notes

    Cute!

  5. Rec 1

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    Akito sighed inwardly. Time to go break yet another maiden’s fragile heart. Maybe he should try saying he actually had a girlfriend to put an end to this stupid conga line of confessions once and for all.

    “I am really flattered by your confession, but I am sorry. I cannot return your feelings. I also have a girlfriend that goes to another school.”

    That should do it, right?

    Wait, why did the entire crowd go dead silent all of a sudden?

     

    Alternate title: Akito Shinonome vs the ‘Girlfriend in Canada’ trope

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    18 Feb 2025

    Bookmarker's Notes

    This got a good laugh out of me, oh Akito…

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