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time flies (doesn’t seem a minute) by NotAFicWriter
Fandoms: Baldur's Gate (Video Games)
20 Jun 2025
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Faced with the Chamber of Strategy puzzle, Wyll considers his expertise, or lack thereof, with lanceboard.
Written for week two of the Pen & Sword Prompt Event.
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no saints (ban the light of heaven calling, every night and every day) by NotAFicWriter
Fandoms: The Locked Tomb Series | Gideon the Ninth Series - Tamsyn Muir
17 Jun 2025
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“Fuck, it’s that bad?”
“Worse,” Pyrrha says. “But you should take it. It’s a career-starter if I’ve ever seen one. Nine weeks on the West leg of the tour, opening for a First House band.”
“Say the name. Say the name right now. Say the name of the band, say the name. Dve, say the name of the band.”
“SARPEDON,” Pyrrah says, with the reluctance of someone speaking the name of a long-forgotten god whose dedicants worship by pissing just left of the toilet.Nine weeks touring with a nu-metal band they hate. How bad could things possibly get for the Rocked Tomb? Drummer Gideon Nav, bassist-vocalist Harrowhark Nonagesimus, keyboardist Palamedes Sextus, and guitarist Camilla Hect are determined to find out.
This fic is complete, and will update every Tuesday.
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we take pictures so we remember who we are (twenty-five years from now) by NotAFicWriter
Fandoms: Life is Strange (Video Games 2015 2017 2024)
21 Dec 2024
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After Max's week from Hell culminates in a health scare and a brief hospital stay, she and Chloe both learn just how overrated it is to regularly update your emergency contact.
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there’s a little piece of me that’s always somewhere else (but i’m right where i belong) by NotAFicWriter
Fandoms: ダンジョン飯 | Dungeon Meshi | Delicious in Dungeon
27 Apr 2024
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After deciding to travel the world and get to know herself a little better, Falin manages the woes of a long-distance relationship with Marcille, who is hard at work in Melini, trying to solve a completely different problem. While attempting to find a way to alleviate some of the distress Falin feels at no longer having some of the more enjoyable aspects of being a Chimera, the two of them try to meet in the middle without losing one another along the way.
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- Part 2 of i'm a weird environment these days
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imagine that it’s like when you were younger (the hunger) by NotAFicWriter
Fandoms: ダンジョン飯 | Dungeon Meshi | Delicious in Dungeon
10 Feb 2024
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No longer a Chimera, Falin attempts to get used to her life and and the many changes she’s come back to after her second resurrection. It would be much easier to do as much if she could stop thinking about eating Marcille all the time.
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- Part 1 of i'm a weird environment these days
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i'm a weird environment these days by NotAFicWriter
Fandom: ダンジョン飯 | Dungeon Meshi | Delicious in Dungeon
27 Apr 2024
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every beast of the field and every fowl of the heavens by NotAFicWriter
Fandom: The Locked Tomb Series | Gideon the Ninth Series - Tamsyn Muir
30 Apr 2023
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i will buy the flower shop, and you will never be lonely by mischiefseven
Fandoms: Critical Role (Web Series)
25 Nov 2019
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"Percy smiles, tired. 'Indeed.' It’s the work of a moment to cross the room and retrieve his daughter, holding her up to meet his eyes. 'I thought we put you to bed, madame,' he says sternly.
"Vesper stares up at him. Vex jokes that she inherited her father’s stern countenance, and he has to admit, there is some truth to the idea. She definitely inherited the De Rolo eyebrows, which doesn’t help. She babbles for a moment, expression intent.
"Percival nods with equal severity. 'I see,' he says, utterly solemn. 'I shall make a note.'"
The De Rolos settle in after a long night, and have some conversations about the future.
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paradimethylaminobenzaldehyde (go soak your head in a good strong insecticide) [Podfic] by blackglass for ursa_maritima
Fandoms: Critical Role (Web Series)
20 Oct 2019
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A podfic of "paradimethylaminobenzaldehyde (go soak your head in a good strong insecticide)" by NotAFicWriter.
"In which a great deal of drinking and carousing is had, with only the requisite amount of piggyback rides and lost keys."
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It all starts because of Keyleth: Keyleth, who turns his apartment into a greenhouse within a month of knowing him despite his antisocial demeanor; Keyleth, who gathers up his awards show after-party invitations and plans out their itinerary like a travel agent; Keyleth, who walks up to her favorite band sitting at a bar and says, Hey, I love your music.
But fame isn't quite so bad, Percy says to Vex with a smile, if it introduced him to someone like her.
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A tale of two idiots who'd rather get naked than talk about their feelings. Until they do.
Part 1: The Door
Part 2: The Bathtub“Oh, hello there, darling,” Vex greets him as she approaches the giant-ass tub he has all to himself, filled to the brim with steaming hot water that smells faintly like strawberries. “Fancy meeting you here.”
“Who’d have thought,” he agrees, trying to sound nonchalant, probably.
“Yeah, you know…” She drawls out as she drops her bathrobe, still a few feet away from the tub. “I could have gotten my own tub, but that just felt incredibly lonely somehow.”
“Understandable,” Percy says, his eyes following her robe down her body, but catching on the new scars and bruises courtesy of both Thordak and Raishan, but mostly Raishan. “It’s also just more efficient to share. Saves water. And time.” -
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Five years after the death of his family and his disappearance from high society, the enigmatic Lord Percival de Rolo opens his home, Whitestone, to a handful of guests. Among them is Lady Vex’ahlia of Syngorn, an impetuous rebel determined to make a fortune for herself. Together, the intrepid pair begin to unearth the mysteries of the ancient castle - but there are some secrets that are not fit to be known, and Vex cannot help but wonder at the true motivations of her sinister host...