OneSmartChicken

Reasonably Intelligent for a Chicken



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  1. Summary

    Basically I'm just giving in and starting a series for my stupid little drabbles. There will be schmoop. And probably angst. And incomplete, unsatisfying nonsense. Probably even just chunks of text that are little more than prompts. If anyone wants to do anything with them, go for it.

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    After the first one, just random snippets in the life and times of Claire Dearing. The first one is kinda necessary, but everything else should be optional. when those things happen. Eh.

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    It's (s)crap!

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    Shen Qingqiu finds another way to send Binghe into the Abyss. Unwounded, unhated, and a man on a mission, Binghe comes back ahead of schedule- and before Shen Qingqiu is quite prepared for him.

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    12 Oct 2025

    Bookmarker's Notes

    Screams softly
    Unbearably cute thanks

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    After a system error causes Shen Yuan to transmigrate as an OC instead of Shen Qingqiu, Shen Yuan takes full advantage of his new liberty to explore the PIDW world before settling down in a peaceful town. He spends his days growing demonic plants and reading, until one day a mysterious young man gets attacked in his backyard! Um, system? Shen Yuan has never seen this character before, who the heck is Su Fei?!

    Meanwhile, Emperor Luo Binghe dons a disguise to spy on a mysterious cultivator no one can seem to find any info on.

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    10 Oct 2025

    Bookmarker's Notes

    GOOD

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    As a young disciple, Luo Binghe meets a kind yet mysterious young master who takes a shining to him.

    As an emperor, Luo Binghe is gifted a captive.

    The poacher bows low and retreats into the shadows for a moment as Luo Binghe watches him with a bored look from his throne, one leg swung carelessly over the other.

    Feathers strew the cage, and the figure looks human. It’s screeching and cursing, voice broken, and Luo Binghe does not feel a single thing stir within him. Sweating under the unimpressed look, the demon reaches a scaly hand between the bars of the cage and tugs at the sack over the creature’s head, yanking harshly.

    Time ceases for a moment; Luo Binghe’s stomach drops through the ground. A battered man looks up at him, deep grey eyes widening as their gazes meet. Luo Binghe’s chest clenches, and his hands stiffen at the sight. His heart thumps loudly in his throat, and the air escapes from his lungs, leaving him in a stunned silence.

    “Binghe?” rasps a familiar voice.

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    08 Oct 2025

    Bookmarker's Notes

    Cute, small ow, then cute cute lmao. Lbh WOULD make his life more complicated stg

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    There’s a legend about this place. Shen Yuan has heard it a hundred times, a thousand, in different permutations depending on the teller. In some versions, a demon lord with horns and fangs and glowing red eyes roams the wilds, stealing pretty young women from their beds for some nefarious purpose. In others, a powerful fae prince leads the Wild Hunt on moonless nights; those who hear the baying of their hounds may be tempted to join them, never to be seen again. Still others tell of a local man stolen by the fae many years ago for his famed beauty, who is still occasionally spotted leading lost souls out of the forest.
    Whoever he is, Shen Yuan thinks he must be lonely.

    Written for Bingyuan Week Day 7: Folklore

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    29 Sep 2025

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    Bookmarker's Notes

    Oh GAY and i mean that as the HIGHEST of compliments

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    Shen Qingqiu doses himself with truth mushrooms on purpose and gets more than he bargained for.

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    26 Sep 2025

    Bookmarker's Notes

    I love these idiots they're so stupid