figure8s (Onslaught)
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please, be rude by figure8s (Onslaught)
Fandoms: Dragon Age - All Media Types, Dragon Age (Video Games), Dragon Age: The Veilguard (Video Game)
11 Oct 2025
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“So, the target. Have you written a dossier on him?”
“I gave it to you yesterday.”
Feigning shock, Illario grimaces and hits his palm with a fist. “Oh! So that’s what the thick manila envelope was.”
Illario then grins. “Lost it!”
“I remember now why I don’t like bringing you with me.”
A seemingly straightforward contract in Orlais unravels Illario and Lucanis’ still-budding fidelity to each other.
Or, Illario: on the growing pains of being unhealthily devoted to his cousin.
set post-we can be pirates
Series
- Part 2 of we can be pirates
- Part 3 of I'm here to put the Dellamorte boys in situations
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this love is the devil by a different name by figure8s (Onslaught)
Fandoms: Dragon Age: The Veilguard (Video Game), Dragon Age - All Media Types, Dragon Age (Video Games)
26 Sep 2025
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Zara Renata’s research hasn’t yielded the true identity of the Demon of Vyrantium. That won’t do.
Or, Zara captures both Lucanis and Illario.
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we can be pirates by figure8s (Onslaught)
Fandoms: Dragon Age - All Media Types, Dragon Age (Video Games), Dragon Age: The Veilguard (Video Game)
17 Jan 2025
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“Have you ever wondered what it’s like to kiss someone, Lucanis?” — Illario Dellamorte, age 13
Lucanis and Illario: on growing up, losing their way, and finding their way back to each other.
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- Part 1 of I'm here to put the Dellamorte boys in situations
- Part 1 of we can be pirates
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Go For It, Lucanis! by figure8s (Onslaught)
Fandoms: Dragon Age (Video Games), Dragon Age - All Media Types, Dragon Age: The Veilguard (Video Game)
07 Jan 2025
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The Fifth Talon is a very busy and tired man; he has no time for whatever wicked scheme the First Talon is doing.
In which Viago sighs a lot, Lucanis tries to give Viago a gift five different times, and the one time Viago accepts.
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we can be pirates by figure8s (Onslaught), Onslaught
Fandom: Dragon Age (Video Games), Dragon Age - All Media Types, Dragon Age: The Veilguard (Video Game)
11 Oct 2025
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I am fueled by my ADHD, spite, and Spite to write an entire series about the incestuous and codependent love of the Dellamorte boys now that Dragon Age is in the hands of the fandom for the unforeseeable future.
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- 91,945
- Works:
- 2
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I'm here to put the Dellamorte boys in situations by figure8s (Onslaught), Onslaught
Fandom: Dragon Age (Video Games), Dragon Age - All Media Types, Dragon Age: The Veilguard (Video Game)
11 Oct 2025
Summary
a collection of unrelated (?) stories about the Dellamorte boys being pathetic, sad, wet cats. They're my barbie dolls and I can make them smooch everyone.
- Words:
- 103,002
- Works:
- 4