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breaking down cultural barriers via twitter arguments by crumgle
Fandoms: Undertale (Video Game)
24 Aug 2022
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🔘 lots of bones about it @sansaskeleton
istg i have more phds than you have brain cells go read a fucking biology textbook and vaccinate your damn crotch goblins before i steal your teeth
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🔘vaccine cause autism @proudmomma
What do you do with the teeth?
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🔘 lots of bones about it @sansaskeleton
i need lots of calcium linda. now hand over the patella
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to build relationships between humans and monsters outside of news articles and UN meetings, Toriel asks them to make accounts on social media. Then Undyne makes a bet and it all spirals from there.
the post pacifist societal integration fic with a healthy dose of social media that nobody asked for; but i felt like making
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Mid-Season-One Zuko is held for ransom by Chief Hakoda. Ozai's replies to the Water Tribe's demands are A+ Parenting. Hakoda is… deeply concerned, for this son that isn't his, and who might be safer among enemies than with his own father.
Podfic and translations in German, Hungarian, Russian, Spanish, and Ukrainian now available! See chapter one author notes for links.
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Etiquette Lessons (Type A, Type B) by ghostwriterofthemachine for Ro29, AlabasterInk
Fandoms: Star Wars - All Media Types, Star Wars: The Clone Wars (2008) - All Media Types, Star Wars Prequel Trilogy
27 Aug 2020
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"When someone hits you, take the hit. Look back up at them, and grin in their face. This unsettles them. This means you are in control."
"When someone hits you, take the hit. Crumple to the floor. Go limp and stay there. They'll get bored and leave soon enough."
On the evening of a military ball none of them really want to go to, Anakin and Obi-Wan have very different advice to give Rex and Cody, respectively.
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Muggle Studies is Economics in Disguise by May_May_0_0
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
06 Dec 2022
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Dumbledore’s train when he dies brings him to an alternate universe with Tom Riddle asking for the defense post. There, he rights his wrongs and hires Tom Riddle as a Defense Professor to keep him from becoming Voldemort. It works. (Mostly.) Canon!Harry does the same unintentionally when he is a Firm Adult and stumbles into this AU Hogwarts hoping to teach defense. He cannot bc Tom. There is only teaching one spot available: Muggle Studies. Chaos ensues as Muggle Studies becomes everyone’s favorite class and gains a reputation as the most difficult course at Hogwarts. Tom Riddle is enraged, concerned, and… turned on?
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Harry Potter is adopted by a retired chemistry professor causing him to become an accidental potions prodigy. Navigating the world of wizards with a strong home base allows Harry to ask important questions like, 'why don't we learn math?' and 'why hasn't everyone read Hogwarts: A History?' and most importantly, 'Why does everyone treat squibs so terribly?"
____"What would have happened if I didn't bounce? Might've died, I suppose."