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It's the safehouse, but I'm weirdly dedicated to realism. I've chosen a random place in rural Scotland, and researched what trains they would have had to take on the 25th of September. Expect to encounter There Was Only One Bed: sleeper train edition, awkward first kisses, deep cleaning a murder cabin, and as much Basira content as I can fit in there.
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Lift Your Open Hand (Strike up the band) by PipPipCornflake
Fandoms: The Magnus Archives (Podcast)
25 Jun 2024
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Horrified to realise that the audience for his bestselling murder mysteries is 100% homophobic old men, Jon panics and goes on Strictly Come Dancing. As you do. As he dances towards that coverted mirrorball, he'll have to contend with his own self-image, an irritating(ly attractive) professional partner and getting cancelled on twitter for being homophobic. Wish him luck.
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Castiel was sick and tired of learning human things. He'd been in Jimmy Novak's vessel for years now without any issues, but since Jimmy's soul had moved on to Heaven he was having all sorts of problems. He now had his own human body, and all the quirks that came along with it. Perhaps the most frustrating thing was how a certain part of his anatomy now stood at attention almost every morning, and sometimes more often than that.
In a moment of weakness, Dean decides to teach him how to take care of this little issue... okay, maybe more than once.
They can totally make 'Friends with Benefits' work, right?
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Bookmarked by PipPipCornflake
06 Jul 2025
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I've never seen supernatural do this is cannon to me
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“Wait. Have you ever kissed anyone?”
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Bookmarked by PipPipCornflake
10 Jun 2025
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I last read this six years ago. Yikes to the passage of time. It's still fantastic.
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Having sex with Keith in order to secure an alliance with an alien species wasn't how Lance expected to lose his virginity, but it wasn't the worst way for it to go.
(Until afterwards, of course, when it all goes wrong and Keith won't speak to him. Not that Lance has any idea why. Or why it bothers him so much.)
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Bookmarked by PipPipCornflake
01 Jun 2025
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This is so goddamn funny and sweet and like yeah okay that's exactly what I thought they'd fuck like so I enjoy it a lot
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When the Blade of Marmora requests assistance on an information gathering mission, Lance and Keith go undercover as a bonded alpha and omega pair. At first, it seems like this is going to be more like a vacation than a mission – right up until everything falls apart and they realize how unprepared they really are. Now, Lance and Keith have to fight to not only survive, but to make it out together. They’ll have to rely not only on their skills as Paladin, but the bond they’ve created and nurtured between them.
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Bookmarked by PipPipCornflake
13 Apr 2025
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Reading this in the emergency room was crazy work
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“Did you have a… secret past life?”
Martin snorts. “As if I had the time.” He shakes his head, turning back to the task at hand. “I wanted to, but I was mostly boring, you know? Go to work, come home… the worst I did was get a tattoo.”
Jon feels his need to know almost take him out at the knees; where? Of what? Why? When did he get it? Between Martin’s brief sojourn in document storage and their awkward first night on the sofa, Jon’s seen most of him—where is it? Forcing himself to be normal about this, he nods stiffly. Words gather in a landslide against his teeth and he clenches his jaw, brows raised in an expression that he hopes exudes polite curiosity.
From Martin’s smirk, he misses the mark by a mile.
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Bookmarked by PipPipCornflake
30 May 2024
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This is the one with the queer art that you're always looking for. Also, the relationship is a very realistic work in progress for two men with Issues.