Plane_Lord



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    “I finally saw the footage of Coney Island. What were you thinking?”
    “I was thinking we probably wouldn’t crash. Actually I wasn’t, uh… you know how you sometimes just operate on that part of your brain that was, like, originally reserved for hunting woolly mammoths?”
    “That’s an exceedingly verbose way to say ‘I was a fucking dumbass’.”
    Peter laughs. He rolls his head to the side to smile at Tony. “You know, Mr. Stark. I thought you were gonna be way more upset about all this.”
    “It’s been a long day,” Tony says.
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    Or: Tony dealing with the plane crash on Coney Island for a whole Monday. Shouldn’t take long.

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    02 Dec 2024

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    “What is your endgame here, young man?”
    Peter shrugs. “Slumber party.”
    “Do your parents know you’re here?”
    Peter grins and slouches in his seat. “Definitely.”
    “What makes you think Mr. Stark wants to see you?”
    The words make him feel suddenly hollow, when he had been doing such a good job at pretending none of this really matters. He can feel his grin waver but strains to keep it in place. “He wants to see me. He is— He wants to see me. He knows me.”
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    Or: Fourteen-year-old Peter took the gamble and traveled from his hometown Malibu to New York city for a ‘slumber party’ that, if it were up to him, will extend to approximately twenty thousand nights. He hasn’t seen Tony in five years, and going back home is not an option. But everything will be all right. Why wouldn’t it be?

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    02 Jul 2024

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    … a guide by Peter Parker.

     

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    In which:
    1) The Avengers and Rhodey are 100% positive Peter is Tony's kid (it was obvious, come on),
    2) Tony insists Peter isn’t his kid (where did they even get that idea from, seriously?),
    and 3) Peter is caught in the middle (he was just trying to finish his homework before being jumped by the next supervillain of the week. He was not entirely successful.)

    But hey, why not cause some chaos in the meantime?

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    21 Jun 2024

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    “This young man claims to have been invited by you personally.”
    Tony has learned to read Happy’s expressions. That one is disapproval, and it’s highly familiar. “Peter is helping me out in the workshop today.”
    “Why?”
    “Uh.” Tony has enough presence of mind not to carelessly throw Peter’s alternative identity around. “He won a competition.”
    Happy’s expression flickers, grows tense. “I did not approve any competition that included a trip to Avengers Tower.”
    “Okay. Well. If we had theoretically organized a competition, he would definitely have won it.”
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    Tony’s life lately has been a perfect storm of incompetence. But perhaps he can get some solid spiritual advice from a mischievous teenager with a secret identity he meets by the side of the road one evening, like a lucky little leprechaun. If only Happy would stop being so paranoid about Tony inviting a random kid into Avengers Tower, sheesh.

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    03 Feb 2024

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    “Tony fucking Stark,” Clint says, and he points at the black smoke. “Did you blow up that base, you piece of shit?”
    “Absolutely not. I almost got blown up with it.”
    Clint is not alone. A few yards behind him, a scrawny figure halts and squints at Tony from underneath a frayed baseball cap. Sunken eyes. Dressed in a black undershirt and cargo pants.
    Can’t be older than eighteen.
    “What are you doing here?”
    Clint jerks his head at the boy behind him. “SHIELD mission. Extracting a hostage.”
    Tony glances back at the teenager, whose face has now morphed into something entirely impassive. “He seems thrilled about his rescue.”

    Tony is roped into a mission to transport a teenager to safety. But when things go south, it soon becomes more and more puzzling who the teenager is and what ‘safety’ means for him.

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    06 Nov 2023