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    “We need to agree to some ground rules. How this is all going to work.”
    “Are you going to bill me for drawing up the contract?” Din needles,
    “No. We can't have any evidence of… this.” Luke levels a look at him. “You know we're going to have to lie to everyone, right? I don't want to get caught up trying to remember who knows the truth and who doesn't. Can you do that?”
    “Can you?” Din counters, “-your sister won't be able to tell?”
    “...she has her hands full with my nephew,” Luke says,
    Din snorts.
    “What?”
    “Are you prepared for everyone at the office thinking we're together?”
    “Why is that funny? This was your idea!"
    “I know, I'm fine with it." Din says "-Just looking forward to you getting read the riot act by Kenobi, that's all.”

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    Because the Universe thinks it's funny, Luke and his colleague, Mando, are both going to the same wedding. And because the Universe has decided it's pursuing a career in comedy, they both have their own reasons for needing a date to it.
    The most logical course of action, obviously, is that they pretend to be dating and attend together.
    Luke has a great feeling about this.

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    It’s been five years since the fall of the Empire and Luke Skywalker, hero of the galaxy and herald of the New Republic, seems to have everything—except a sense that his actions make any meaningful difference.

    Notorious hunter Din Djarin’s life is his work and he never shies from a bounty, not even when his target is the last Jedi. When he tracks Skywalker down, the ensuing confrontation alters the course of both their lives.

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    Din and Luke are both emotionally constipated and instead of admitting their feelings for one another, they do things the old-fashioned way.
    They kidnap each other. Like real mans do.
    However, a simple kidnapping would be quite boring, so they find ways to… spice things up a bit. This time it’s Dins turn playing the victim, and luckily for him – or not, depending on how you want to look at it – Luke is getting creative.

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    27 Sep 2025

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    Just pure filth. Lol

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    The Dark Side is cold; the Light is warm. This becomes a problem when a Jedi fights a Sith for a long period of time and begins to overheat. Especially when said Jedi had abandoned their training too early. ESB au.

    No. 5 EVERY WHUMPEE’S NEEDS
    Blood Loss | Running Out of Air | Hyperthermia

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    “Oh come on,” Leia cried incredulously, “you’re really telling me there is nothing going on between you two?”

    “No, there is not,” Luke said with finality. He adjusted his robes and pulled his glove onto his hand. “We don’t even talk much.”

    Oh?”

    Leia,” Luke said, exasperated, “really. It’s not like that. We’re just friends.”

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    17 Jan 2025