RJam9
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what a puddle-wonderful world by RJam9
Fandoms: The Magnus Archives (Podcast), The Mandela Catalogue (Web Series), Local 58 (Web Series), Gemini Home Entertainment (Web Series), The Backrooms - Anonymous on /x/, The Boiled One Phenomenon (Short Film), THE_BLUE_CHANNEL - Gooseworx (Web Series)
23 Aug 2025
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A collection of statements recorded by Jonathan Simms, Head Archivist of the Magnus Institute, London. Organized posthumously by an anonymous visitor.
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soldier, poet, king by RJam9
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
04 Jul 2025
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Eleven years ago, the Antichrist was born. Set to bring upon the end of the world, the baby was to be delivered to an order of satanic nuns by the demon Crowley. The baby would then be raised by a human family, come into his powers upon his eleventh birthday, and the Earth would end in fire and brimstone.
And that is what happened.
Or, what everyone believed had happened.
In reality, Crowley was a little sick of things ending in fire and brimstone, and thought the idea of the Earth going down like a lead balloon to be a bad one indeed. His partner, the angel Aziraphale, also agreed. Now eleven years since, Adam C. Fell is just about to celebrate his birthday, and he doesn’t really want Armageddon to happen. It would be a shame if the world ended, and if he is the one who has to stop himself from doing so, then so be it.
But these types of things are never quite that simple, and with so many other players in this ineffable game running about, things won’t go exactly as planned. That’s alright, I suppose. You have to work with what you got.
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(a rewrite of my original “Aziraphale and Crowley raise Adam” fic. enjoy!)
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- Part 2 of “soldier, poet, king” collection
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Control-Carbon Operation by RJam9 for groundwiremantaray
Fandoms: The Murderbot Diaries - Martha Wells
28 Jun 2025
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I had seen crazier crimes on mining installations full of adult humans who should know better than to piss off their coworkers — a small break-in at a dorm room months ago with nothing stolen was loads better compared to that.
But the security did suck ass here. And things like this could turn very serious, very quickly. Plus, with my luck, it probably would.
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After a break-in at Iris’ room at the university, ART asks SecUnit if it would be willing to act as her security detail while the investigation is underway. This is standard.
The catch, of course, is that the “investigation” is also being handled by ART — and SecUnit by extension, because ART does not know the meaning of “staying out” of things. It doesn’t help either that the culprit is likely one of the many young humans that Iris is friends with, meaning there’s likely stupid social drama involved. Who knew that investigating a crime involved committing a lot of crime? And socializing?
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Here are the ways to play a game; you have to know the rules and the conditions in which you’re playing in. The rules will be unfair and the conditions impossible. You will succumb to the house over and over again, the odds will beat you down, and you will lose.
But this is not the final round. That comes when you finally give up — and the Doctor is nothing but determined.
(Five times the Doctor lost, and one time they take a win.)
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Fazbear Entertainment has long since been a household name in the city of Hurricane, Utah. After all, for how long it’s been around, it’s made quite the impression on the local community. But things like this don’t tend to stay contained for long — especially when rumours are involved.
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(the fnaf social media fic that nobody asked for)
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“soldier, poet, king” collection by RJam9
Fandom: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
04 Jul 2025
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the two different versions of my fic “soldier, poet, king” — where Aziraphale and Crowley got their shit together much earlier, Crowley technically kidnaps the baby Antichrist, and Adam is raised by an angel and a demon who don’t quite know what they’re doing but are trying their best.
the first fic, titled “soldier, poet, king (old version)” is the original fic published 2020 - 2021; feel free to check it out, but it is many years old at this point and i am not happy with it anymore, thus the reason for the rewrite.
the second fic, titled just “soldier, poet, king” is the new, rewritten fic published 2023 - 2025; it includes some new + expanded scenes, a bit more plot variation, and some actual working footnotes. if you are going to check out any version, i would recommend this one.
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- 365,726
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the didactic nature of deus ex machinas by RJam9
Fandom: Little Nightmares (Video Games)
17 Oct 2024
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Mono and Six are best friends, because there’s no way that they couldn’t be. Mono saw Six in the woods one day, followed her home, and freed her from her locked bedroom. In return, Six makes his empty apartment less empty, makes it more bearable to watch his father on the television, makes it easier to live.
Unfortunately for Mono and Six, neither of their parents want that. Unfortunately for their parents, neither of them care.
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or; the story of empty houses, young adventures, and how to deal with one through the other (hint — if you keep holding on to one another, it makes the bad stuff less bad)
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- 23,375
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i'll become a trumpet or a drumset (in a sad orchestra) by RJam9
Fandom: Marvel Cinematic Universe
18 Jan 2024
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(one day, maybe someday, in a world speeding up — it’s getting hard, so very hard, to keep up)
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When Pepper gives Peter Harley’s number so the two boys can chat, some … stuff happens, including a kidnapping attempt, an Iron Lad appearance, family drama, a field trip from Hell, Tony being stressed out, and possibly a few more things. Unfortunately, Peter and Harley get on like a wildfire. A very, very mischievous wildfire.
This was probably a bad idea.
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(or, my collection of mcu fics, all taking place in the same universe, focusing on the ironbrothers relationships between Harley Keener and Peter Parker, with appearances from all aspects of the ironfamily.)
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- 138,021
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All Gregory wanted was a warm place to sleep and some (stolen) food, but he ends up being hunted down by murderous animatronics and security guards alike, having to quite literally fight for his life, and he can’t escape no matter what he does — given that time keeps resetting whenever he dies.
Maybe this all has to do with what’s hiding in the basement, and everything else that’s haunting the Pizzaplex … too bad for them, Gregory isn’t going to give up on this.
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(Gregory gets trapped in a time loop. here’s how that plays out — with the added bonus of trauma and found family)
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- 459,241
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the static and the emptiness and how you lived through it by RJam9
Fandom: Little Nightmares (Video Games)
17 Mar 2023
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When Mono and Six meet in the basement of the Hunter’s cabin, neither of them think they’ll end up sticking together. That was not how this monstrous world worked, and above all else, they need to survive. Having a friend just made it harder.
Luckily for both of them, they’re wrong.
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or; the story of friendship, the growth that comes from it, and escaping the things that want to keep you trapped forever and ever (hint — if you believe hard enough, maybe you can make it).
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- 63,635
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