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    "So, let me make sure I got this right," he started, tilting his helm back and forth in faux contemplation. "You want to pay me to pretend by being your happy little fake conjunx becauseee…?"

    "Were you not listening the first time?" Bumblebee glared at him, working his jaw—the plates tensing in his desire to avoid repeating himself.

    "Not really."

    Or; after a messy breakup with Breakdown, Bumblebee searches out Swindle with one goal in mind—paying the Con to be his fake boyfriend to hopefully make Breakdown jealous enough to come crawling back to him.

    Neither of the two expect to gain feelings for one another, but you know what say, the best laid plans of glitch mice and mechs...

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    25 May 2025

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    Press on the Gas Pedal and Accelerate, Baby by EVTrainingUniversity
    Updated: 2025-05-24
    Work/Series ID: 62452786

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    Bumblebee/Swindle (Transformers)
    Breakdown/Bumblebee (Transformers) (past)
    Bumblebee & Malto Family (Transformers)

    Work/Series Summary:

    Play stupid games, win stupid yearning prizes.

    (Approximate) Last Read: 2025/05/24

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    After his Grandmother's funeral, Jon finds himself going through her things.

    He didn't even know she owned fur.

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    23 May 2025

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    Going Home Again by Aryashi
    Published: 2024-11-26
    Work/Series ID: 60854446

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    After his Grandmother's funeral, Jon finds himself going through her things.

    He didn't even know she owned fur.

    (Approximate) Last Read: 2025/05/22

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    Shen Qingiqu has many complaints about his transmigration. If his shitty System let him submit complaint tickets, he would never stop writing them! From the moment he arrived, he has been forced into a glitchy, uncooperative shell, with the voice of the Scum Villain in the back of his head. But thoughts are just thoughts, and they can be ignored easily enough. Or, used to his advantage! What better way to avoid OOC point deductions than to base his responses on the man himself, right?

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    In a moment of overconfidence, a transmigrator says precisely the wrong thing to precisely the wrong man.

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    23 May 2025

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    “Hey, so.” A good start. Super relaxed. Very conversational. “I was wondering. If you were planning on doing anything about the, uh. Necrotic hand situation?”

    Komaeda seems too surprised by the question to really take notice of the sudden and immediate cringe that snaps down Hinata’s spine at his own terrible choice of a conversation lead in.

    He sets his teacup down. “What *should* I be doing about it, Hinata-kun?”

     

    (or: hinata has a gift for komaeda. he's just unsure if it's the right one. or if komaeda wants it. actually maybe he should just throw it away.)

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    07 May 2025

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    theoretical friction of lucky stars by starsinew
    Updated: 2017-05-25
    Work/Series ID: 9518099

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    Hinata Hajime/Komaeda Nagito

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    the three things i love most in life are hoe shit, sad shit and drama

    this chapter contains all three

    i was gonna save this until i had more of a buffer for the next part but fuck it mask off

    soz about the unwieldy length

    (Approximate) Last Read: 2025/05/06

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    Gawain came to them clothed in uncertain yellow, on the cusp of the winter solstice. Earth and rain had turned to mud on his skin. Haunting pain tingled his face. Exhausted and exalted.

    “Ambivalence and contradiction,” the Lady muttered. “Warning. Insanity.” Ill-winds and ill-temperament. She wrote about consequences too often to ignore such a clear omen.

    “Goldfinches,” the Lord replied. “Daffodils and irises. Lemons. Peaches.” His eyes hazed over at the thought of good peaches--he appreciated every aspect of living.

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    20 Apr 2025

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    Are We Not Wise Enough? by chapstickaddict
    Published: 2021-08-20
    Work/Series ID: 32976610

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    Lady Bertilak/Gawain/Bertilak de Hautdesert
    Gawain/The Lord/The Lady

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    Gawain came to them clothed in uncertain yellow, on the cusp of the winter solstice. Earth and rain had turned to mud on his skin. Haunting pain tingled his face. Exhausted and exalted.

    “Ambivalence and contradiction,” the Lady muttered. “Warning. Insanity.” Ill-winds and ill-temperament. She wrote about consequences too often to ignore such a clear omen.

    “Goldfinches,” the Lord replied. “Daffodils and irises. Lemons. Peaches.” His eyes hazed over at the thought of good peaches--he appreciated every aspect of living.

    (Approximate) Last Read: 2025/04/18