Really_Globophobic
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it was always going to be you (to be the death of me) by Really_Globophobic
Fandoms: IT - Stephen King, IT (Movies - Muschietti)
24 Jul 2025
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'Myra's eyes linger on the voicemail from ‘Rich’, though. Hadn’t Eddie mentioned one of his friends was called Richie? If this Rich and that Richie are one and the same, this might be her best chance at finding out whatever the hell is going on a couple of states away.
She clicks on the voicemail.
The first thing she hears is the clink of a bottle. This is followed by a quiet sniffle, and a heavy sigh as Rich seems to sit down. Then he starts speaking, and his voice… might be recognizable to her, if it weren’t so, so tired.
“Hey, Eds,” the man says. He’s quiet and subdued. There’s a slight slurring to the corner of his voice.'
Myra Kaspbrak is left alone in New York City, with only the daily, increasingly-broken voicemails from her husband's childhood friend to keep her company.
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it was a joke, guys (come on!) by Really_Globophobic
Fandoms: IT - Stephen King, IT (Movies - Muschietti)
12 Jul 2025
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"Richie Tozier knows Eddie Kaspbrak.
Unfortunately enough, Richie Tozier also knows himself."
A series of moments that dictate the self-expression of Richie Tozier.
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Lillibulero (i never knew hell 'til i met your wife) by Really_Globophobic
Fandoms: IT (Movies - Muschietti), IT - Stephen King
09 Jun 2025
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'"You takin’ up photography? I’ll happily be your model, baby.”
“Good, ‘cause I need more like it,” Eddie tells him, his heart beating like an African drum.
“Oh, do ya, now?”
“Yeah, I do.”
“Just for the fuck of it, or…?”
“Or. I’m gonna get her to leave us the fuck alone, Rich.”'
Having spent the last five months waking up to dozens of missed calls and stacked messages from his soon-to-be ex-wife, Eddie decides that enough is enough. It's time to prove to Myra once and for all that he's happier without her.
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All the Children Weeping by Really_Globophobic
Fandoms: IT - Stephen King, IT (Movies - Muschietti)
22 Mar 2025
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'“It’s an Angel, a Weeping Angel.”'
After watching the newest Doctor Who episode, the Losers are hunted by the monster quick enough to get them in the blink of an eye... literally.
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push a button (activate) by Really_Globophobic
Fandoms: IT (Movies - Muschietti), IT - Stephen King
08 Mar 2025
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'“I’ve just had such a good idea.”
“Oh, fuck.”
“Don’t be like that, asshole! I think you’ll like… er, part of it, at least.”'
Richie convinces Eddie that a competition involving their brand-new remote-controlled vibrator is a good idea. Unfortunately for Eddie, the only thing worse than humiliating himself in public is losing a bet to Richie Kaspbrak-Fucking-Tozier.
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In which the author makes Reddie way too horny for their own good by Really_Globophobic
Fandom: IT (Movies - Muschietti), IT - Stephen King
09 Jun 2025
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Diary Entries by Really_Globophobic
Fandom: Ghosts (TV 2019), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
31 Oct 2023
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