Rob_the_Chemist
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Surface Wounds by Rob_the_Chemist
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types, The Witcher (TV)
12 May 2021
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Fuck. Geralt almost wishes that the bard had been sliced by one of the tail spikes rather than bashed against a tree. At least he could have fixed that a little, patched it up enough to get Jaskier to a healer. He can’t do jack shit for internal bleeding. And unless the next town comes equipped with a mage, that godsawful song about an imp fucking a scullery maid will have been the last one to ever pass the bard’s lips.
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Jaskier Pankratz' Playlists for the Emotionally Unstable by Rob_the_Chemist
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types, The Witcher (TV)
26 Jun 2020
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"Jesus, Jask," Ciri mutters, her eyes widening as she scrolls through his phone. "How do you have this much music?"
Jaskier shrugs. "I have a playlist for everything."
"I can see that," Ciri says. She scrolls farther. "Nepal?" she asks quizzically.
"Ah," Jaskier says. "The playlist I made when your insanely gorgeous yet completely emotionally constipated brother called me a mistake."
Ciri's face turns a little red and she starts to round on Geralt but seems to think better of it. The fire in her eyes promises later, though, and Geralt shrinks into his seat. Ciri goes back to Jaskier's phone.
"holy fuck YES?" she asks, eyebrows raised.
Jaskier smiles. "The one I made the first time he told me he loves me."OR: College is a rollercoaster and Jaskier documents the experience through Spotify.
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Fragile Creatures by Rob_the_Chemist
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types, The Witcher (TV)
23 Jun 2020
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5 times Geralt forgets that Jaskier is human and 1 time he doesn’t.
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Silvertongue by Rob_the_Chemist
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types, The Witcher (TV)
29 May 2020
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No, it can’t be. All of the cities look the same, of course they do, and surely he’d have paid enough attention to what Geralt said about this contract to realize if they were going somewhere he really doesn’t want to be.
“Where did you say we were heading?” he asks finally as Geralt climbs off of Roach and begins untying the saddlebags.
“Danighan,” the witcher grunts.
Oh, shit, Jaskier thinks.
“Oh, good,” he says.
In which Jaskier had once been so desperate for coin he'd sold his body, Geralt has taken a contract with a sadistic bastard, and Jaskier is going to do something that Geralt would most definitely not approve of (which, really, never turns out well for anybody).
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Fever-Bright by Rob_the_Chemist
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types, The Witcher (TV)
01 May 2020
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Geralt may not know much about human illnesses, but he does know that if this fever doesn’t break within the next few hours Jaskier won’t live to see the morning.
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Geralt takes good care of his bard, thank you very much. by Rob_the_Chemist
Fandom: The Witcher (TV), Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types
12 May 2021
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Just a little proof that Geralt knows what he’s doing when it comes to protecting Jaskier.
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Out of Shyness or Shame by sapphyshipseverything
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types
22 Sep 2024
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Seeing no other alternatives before him, the witchers really are his best bet at surviving the winter at this point, as much as Jaskier wishes it wasn’t so.
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- Part 1 of Out of Shyness or Shame
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14 Sep 2020
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Let me free, let me fly by JamieDragon
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types, The Witcher (TV)
29 Sep 2020
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A witcher and a bard, both alone in the world, meet one night by chance and a tentative friendship starts. But neither of them is used to being loved or cared for, and Jaskier's past is quickly catching up to him.
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- Part 1 of Hope is the thing with feathers
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31 May 2020
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Once You Go Bauk... by laylabinx
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types, Wiedźmin | The Witcher Series - Andrzej Sapkowski
25 Jun 2020
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“Look at me, Jaskier.”
“I ‘m lookin’ at you, Ger’lt, and you’re very handsome.”
The Witcher sighs. “You have a fever.”
Jaskier shakes his head slightly. “Can’t have a fever,” he argues weakly as he continues to shiver. “‘M freezing.”
“That’s because of the fever.”
The bard looks affronted. “Well that’s rude.”
(Or, as it turns out, there's no such thing as a mild case of blood poisoning)
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- Part 4 of A Ballad of Beaten Bards
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22 May 2020
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Peter is 240 pounds and miserable at only 17. He decides enough is enough and signs up for a gym membership and personal training lessons. With Tony as his trainer, Peter learns that there's more to the journey than just losing weight.
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19 May 2020
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Desperate times by Quacks
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies), The Avengers (Marvel Movies), The Avengers (Marvel) - All Media Types, Marvel Cinematic Universe
29 Jun 2020
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Everybody always says that Peter is a bad liar. They say his face gives him away instantly, and the pitch of his voice raises an octave or two. May even told Peter that every time he tries to lie his mouth gives an involuntary twitch.
What Peter has come to realize over the past couple weeks, is that everyone is wrong. Because he’s been keeping secrets and lying his ass off about it everyday.
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Or; Peter starts working as a prostitute after May loses her job. While trying to keep that a secret, and hiding his mental health problems, Mr. Stark decides that's the perfect time to be more involved in Peter's life. Can he keep his secrets secret?
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19 May 2020