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I'm still trying to find the beauty in that by purplefieldsofclover
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types, Dragon Age: Inquisition, Dragon Age - All Media Types, Wiedźmin | The Witcher (Video Game)
23 Sep 2025
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Geralt of Rivia is no stranger to offering aid to orphans and lost travelers. A rare contract brought him temporarily out of retirement. Now, flush with coin, Geralt is returning home to his vineyards in Touissant until he stumbles across a barely-alive elf under attack by drowners in a wayward river bed. She’s not Scoia'tael. Nor is she Aen Aelle. Instead, she tells him a unbelievable story about another world called Thedas, and an even more troubling one about an ex-lover bent on destroying it.
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Who Are You, Dear? by LinzOd
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types, The Witcher (TV)
16 Sep 2025
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“I would like to introduce you to Geralt of Rivia. There was an infestation of cockatrices, and Geralt quickly dispatched them.” Margarette pivoted to the Witcher. “Geralt, this is my dearest friend, the Duchess of Lettenhove.”
Her observations of the Witcher thus far showed her a stoic man, self contained, with quiet words accompanied by barely perceptible changes in his facial expressions. But as his peculiar gaze locked on her, she noticed a perplexed look as he stared deeply into her striking blue eyes. As quickly as the expression had begun, he smoothed out his brow. “It is wonderful to meet you, Dutchess,” he said.
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Annalise Pancratz, Duchess of Lettenhove attends a party celebrating a traveling Witcher and the renown bard, Jaskier. She desperately needs respite from the challenges in her life: a dour husband and an estranged son. Perhaps some good music and tales from a brave monster hunter will be what she needs to take her mind off of her troubles. But when she faces an unlikely danger, she realizes that this night may change her own future for the better.Stands alone but can be read as part of the series
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- Part 7 of Who Are You? Series
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The "Red Dead Redemption 2 but make it Witcher but make it gay" AU
Witchers that adapted to the changing times now find themselves fighting ever-dwindling monsters with silver bullets in pistols, instead of with swords. When human expansion across the Continent changes the land into a harsh and unforgiving frontier, only the toughest may survive.
The high noon sun beams down on Geralt, and only his wide-brimmed hat keeps the punishing rays from burning his face.
Summer is brutal on the Frontier, but monsters only hibernate over winter.
Geralt knows that if he doesn’t return to town quick enough with the proof of his completed bounty for nekkers in a nearby gold mine, that the sheriff is likely to stiff him of his pay. And as much as Geralt is used to sleeping rough, the hopes of a bath and a bed(not to mention a stiff drink and a hot meal at the saloon) tempt him.
So he rides into town with the roughspun sack of nekker heads at his side before hitching Roach to the post outside the jailhouse. He nudges the door open with the toe of his dusty boot and drops the heads on the sheriff’s desk, levelling an unimpressed look at the portly man with a golden star badge pinned to his shirt.Series
- Part 1 of Hell's Comin' with Me
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Let Me Down Slowly by Chlorokin for phiaura
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types
04 Sep 2025
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“Freak.”
Geralt didn't flinch, it was nothing he hadn't heard hurled at him before, usually followed by a derisive laugh from the speaker. The stranger in the gym might not have even meant for him to hear the word.
Even when people had heard about Witcher Syndrome, they seemed to forget about the more acute senses, like hearing. So he pretends that the insult had just been an aside that the man behind him had meant to keep to himself, and continues his workout.
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Witcher Syndrome is a disorder that causes genetic mutations to occur to those who develop it. While some symptoms could almost be considered advantageous, others are clearly detrimental to those affected. As with any disability, there are those with prejudices against those that are “other” or “different”.
Geralt has spent most of his life learning to protect himself from being hurt by those who won’t understand that his differences don’t make him a freak.
But, it will take someone with quite a lot of zest for life and self-love, to show Geralt how to be okay with himself, and to remind him that at the end of the day, he is still only human.
Someone like Jaskier.
OR: What if superpowers were a disability?
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- Part 1 of Witcher Syndrome
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Frostbound Ballad by Lightning_Sky_101
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types, The Witcher (TV)
02 Sep 2025
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For hundreds of years Jaskier has been roaming the continent, as a winter fae he has gone by many names: Julian, Jaskier, Dandelion, and most famously Jack Frost. He became a bard to avoid those pesky human attachments, and so he lived among the humans sharing his music and using his wits to fool those around him. That is until he meets Geralt of Rivia, a Witcher and they travel together.
So, when Geralt after knowing the bard after so many years he invites Jaskier to Kaer Morhen for the winter season. Jaskier faces a treacherous dilemma, having not only having to hide his chaos from Geralt, but several other Witchers in the keep. As the snow begins to fall, he can't stay in his human form for much longer. He has to make a decision: survival or keeping his secret that could very well shatter the bond he vowed to never form.
Formerly known as: Don't Get Frost Bite
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Guardian (Rewrite) by Aroomie
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types, Wiedźmin | The Witcher Series - Andrzej Sapkowski
21 Aug 2025
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“For fucks sake, Jaskier!” The Witcher stood up so quickly that the chair he sat on fell backwards. Geralt stomped over to Jaskier, grabbing his arm and pulling the bard to face him. “What the fuck is with you?!”
Jaskier blinked in shock at Geralt’s sudden outburst, thinking that Geralt would have preferred not to listen to his usual flitting about and just wished for the silence he so desired.
“You’re not playing your lute, you’re not talking, you’re not--!” Geralt’s lips pulled back into a snarl, glaring at Jaskier, his grip tightening on Jaskier’s arm. Suddenly, Geralt slumped forward, closing his eyes as his head hung low.
“Not what, Geralt?”
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- Part 33 of Witcher Fic's
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Toss A Coin To Your Witcher (Because I Stole His Horse) by Lucigoo89
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types
11 Aug 2025
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Jaskier is heartbroken after Caingorn Mountain. He stumbles down the mountain, tears in his eyes when he does something neither he, Geralt nor Roach would have ever expect him too.
Jaskier couldn't imagine how that one petty act could change his, and the Continents witcher's lives.
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- Part 10 of Witcher Ficlits
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The Witcher's Bride by VasaliaTheWise
Fandoms: The Witcher (TV), Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types, Wiedźmin | The Witcher (Video Game), Wiedźmin | The Witcher Series - Andrzej Sapkowski
27 Jul 2025
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Witchers are monsters, abominations, killing machines, or so you have been told. And now you are forced to marry one.
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- Part 1 of The Witcher's Bride
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My wolf by MangaBitch
Fandoms: The Witcher (TV), Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types
13 Jun 2025
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Geralt claimed you a long time ago, he knew you were the person best suited for him. He loved you, he felt safe with you. But he never failed to remind you of how precious you were. Making sure to intimidate and warn anyone who may cause you harm.
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Geralt has definitely made plenty of enemies over the many years of his existence as a Witcher. The crudest of labels - mutant, monster, butcher - have rolled of the tongues of nearly all humans that saw him. There was but one person - a sweet, beautiful bard - who never viewed him as such atrocities. Geralt never understood why Jaskier cared so much for him.
The only thing he understood less than that was how unreasonably in love he was with Jaskier.
But the last time the Witcher allowed himself to be vulnerable, it ended in disaster the day he was dubbed the "Butcher of Blaviken". Geralt thought it best to deny his feelings after that - or, at the very least, to hide them.
It seemed unthinkable that anyone would ever target Jaskier in order to get to Geralt, nor to take any brutal measures to silence him...
...But what if the unthinkable happened?
How would Jaskier deal with losing what he built his life around - his voice? Would Geralt remain steadfast at Jaskier's side and do everything he could to undo the damage, or would guilt end up destroying him? Can a lovestruck Witcher and silent bard - their very existences being oxymoronic - ever recognize their feelings for each other?
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Pack Force 141: Soap Solo’s Being a Unit Omega by lexrosewrites, soapsgoodpup (lexrosewrites)
Fandoms: Call of Duty (Video Games)
28 Apr 2025
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The 141 has a giant hole to fill, and not just any pack omega can fill it especially considering they’d be the only one. Soap can fill the role on paper, but can he get past his prior demons and accept the 141?
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- Part 9 of Pack Force 141
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We've all read the stories where Jaskier collects Witchers, well my friends this is where the Companions of Witcher's Collect Jaskier.
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The one where Roach loves her noisy-foal and so do the others.
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Be Not Afraid by tricky_winterwitcher
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types, The Witcher (TV)
28 Sep 2024
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"Enjoy your last walk across the meadow, and through the mist. Be not afraid of Her, for She is your friend..."
A monster attacks one day on the Path; Geralt throws himself against it to protect those he cares for, never dreaming of the consequences to be suffered.
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[Podfic] stee(re)d by PenAndInkPrincess by fifteen
Fandoms: The Witcher (TV), Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types
08 Sep 2024
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At the fourth stumble of the morning, Geralt’s patience breaks. Fine, the little fool is too stubborn to see he should leave and get it over with. Geralt will do the hard work for him, will simply move so fast that the bard has no choice but to end this farce already. He shifts his posture, squeezing Roach gently with his legs to urge her on faster-
-and nearly goes flying purely out of surprise when she gives him a warning buck, a single crow hop before she settles again.
(there's a reason mares lead herds)
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‘Couldn’t sleep, thought you would appreciate some company.’
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Sequel to "How to Save a Life"
Geralt shows up on your doorstep beaten and broken. With the villagers after him, you, with the help of Geralt's old friend, must find a way to once again, save his life.Series
- Part 2 of First POV Witcher Whump
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The Kindest Thing (To Never Leave You Alone) by Lem00nOak
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types, The Witcher (TV), Wiedźmin | The Witcher (Video Game)
23 Jun 2024
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After first meeting Jaskier back in Posada Geralt is now stuck with the colorful bard. During their travels they stumble across a contract for a vampire. After seeing the Witcher under the influence of a potion for the first time Geralt is worried that Jaskier will leave him for good.
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Jaskier has been depressed for a very long time. When he meets the prettiest Witcher with white hair and golden eyes in Posada in the spring, he’s determined to follow him on the path. It does however mean that he needs to keep his sombre feelings hidden. He’s sure that Geralt will ditch him the second it becomes clear that the bard is nothing but a hoax, a charlatan, and that he isn’t quite as upbeat, charming or optimistic as he pretends to be. Hiding his depression has it’s price and Jaskier tries whatever he can think of to continue keeping up the facade, including finding a high in diluted Wicher-potions, which he steals from Geralt. And the Witcher doesn’t know. Until he does.
Warning; Be mindful of the tags. This is not a happy fanfic, Jaskier has some serious dark thoughts and acts on them. There will be a happy ending, but that isn’t the case for many chapters. Beware with reading, if this is something you’re sensitive to, do not read. I don’t wish to trigger anyone with this story.
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I Need to Know, Who Are You? by LinzOd
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types, The Witcher (TV)
18 Mar 2024
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Next, Shani moved to check his eyes and pupils. A lot of diagnostic findings could be determined by their level of dilation and whether they reacted to the light. She pulled the left eyelid up and her breath was suddenly and completely taken away. “What the hell,” she spat out, as she was greeted with a yellow orbit with a slit pupil, much like a cat’s, in this otherwise human face. She stumbled back a few steps, and worked at catching her breath. And then suddenly it all made sense: the gore, the immense stature, the apparent strength. The man in front of her was a Witcher, harmed in the line of duty. Not enough Witchers were left to regularly come across them, and Cryptid 101 wasn’t exactly in her medical curriculum.
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Shani is having an ordinary, though exhausting, day at the clinic, contemplating her future as she approaches the end of her medical training. When a wounded Witcher is dropped at her doorstep, she needs to use all of her ingenuity to help the man, but becomes quickly suspicious when she finds him in possession of a lute, specifically her friend Jaskier’s lute. As is par for the course, she might make a few erroneous guesses…Stands alone, but also part of the Who are You series.
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- Part 6 of Who Are You? Series
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I'm The Hardest Goodbye You'll Ever Have To Say by Lem00nOak
Fandoms: The Witcher (TV), Wiedźmin | The Witcher (Video Game), Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types
04 Dec 2023
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As the first snow falls Geralt has to make his way to Kaer Morhen earlier than planned, having to leave Jaskier behind in the middle of nowhere. As he makes his way to the keep he can't stop having a bad feeling about leaving the bard behind and when Ciri suddenly dreams that something happened to Jaskier he blames himself for whatever might had happened to him.
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Or two stupid idiots who are to proud to tell one another that they don't want to leave each other which leads to even more chaos