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3 letters by Ammarettu for FoxgloveandDogbane
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types
09 Jun 2025
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3 letters written by Aiden for Lambert over the years .
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Herodias by April_Blooms
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types, The Witcher (TV), Wiedźmin | The Witcher (Video Game)
04 Jun 2025
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After disappearing for months with no word to his family, a grieving Lambert shows up for Christmas at the old man's house. Geralt is wrapped up in his own concerns, absorbed by his precious new child, his on and off again love affair, and reconciling with his best friend who will no longer speak to him. Lambert confides in him about Aiden, but when Geralt refuses to assist him in his vengeance, Lambert is left full of rage and grief with no outlet. Until he makes a secret arrangement with someone else in a similar position.
What do you do when you've lost everything? You take what isn't yours.
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Lambert thinks of screaming drunk Christmases, hiding under the table as the sound of fist on flesh seeped bloody through the carols on the radio. He thinks of Fresno, palm trees and heat and gas station ice cream staining Aiden’s mouth.Jaskier tilts the wine glass invitingly. His lips are red as blood, as grief.
Fuck it. Fuck everything. He has nothing left. Why shouldn't he take this?
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Winter Mischief by CrowObserver
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher (Video Game), Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types
25 Apr 2025
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Wintering at Kaer Morhen gets more interesting every year. It was about time that Eskel brought someone home to the Keep, but navigating his newfound connection is difficult. That is, until something brings them together...
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After the Jaskier Returns to Geralt's home his self-esteem slowly declines as it seems not only is Geralt avoiding him, the other witchers are actively trying to get him to leave.
Will Geralt get get his head out of his ass fast enough to save his bard from the death of a broken-hearted poet.
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- Part 5 of Jaskier Centric Whump + Smut
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Every Rose Has Its Thorns by LlamaLlamaNewt
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types
15 Mar 2025
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A very young, and very human Lambert comes to Kaer Morhen. It changes everything,
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- Part 4 of Inspired by Inex
- Part 1 of Briar Patch
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The wolven pack and the stray cats by Lynxckx
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types, Wiedźmin | The Witcher (Video Game)
25 Feb 2025
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Zira of the Cats stumbles into Kear Morhen heavily injured with junks of her memory missing. She doesn't remember her own brother Aiden, she doesn't remember her best fried Thea. She just remembers witchers are in danger... but of what and whom exactly?
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- Part 4 of Cat tales
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Eskel is never allowed to be angry, he's too big and mean looking. He would scare everyone if he were angry, so he holds it in. Until he can no longer hold it in.
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ch14: Ciri/Lu & Morvran after the Witcher Party (from Cat Witchers are really weird)
ch13: Geralt/Eskel: Trial of the Mountain
ch12: Eskel and Geralt before the Grasses
ch11: Letho and Gaetan vs assassins
ch10: Aiden and Lambert, women Witchers, first meetup
ch9: it's a great big happy Witcher Wedding! (with Original Song)
ch8: Cat POUNCES on Griffin (Coën/Dragonfly!)
ch7: Crazy Cat Witcher
ch6: Jaskier thinks too LOUD
ch5: Why would two Solitary Bear Witchers meet up in a lonely Wilderness??
ch4: Eskel's secret succubus girlfriend
ch3: Family kisses for Ciri's 13th birthday.
ch2: Aiden needs a kiss. Then he finds a furious Wolf.
ch1: Bedraggled, sorry Witcher (and his ward) find Jaskier not a moment too soon...
Please prompt kisses!!Series
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Jaskier's life gets turned upside down when he finds a strange portal on his college campus. After walking through it, he finds himself stranded in a strange place without his phone or any way to get back... and runs into Geralt of Rivia.
Problem is, neither of them speak the same language, and Geralt suspects Jaskier might be a spy sent to hurt Ciri.
Whump focused, canon divergent. Semi-edited. No beta.
Also, Jaskier is trans. Content warning for anxiety/panic attacks, internal transphobia, violence, and injuries.
I have a general outline for how the plot goes but as of posting this is not yet finished. No ETA on updates, I have ADHD and lose track of time.
Updated content warning as of chapter 34: Graphic violence, language, suicidal intent and actions, abusive language, and depictions of mental health deterioration. Please read the tags.
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Lambert asks Vesemir if Aiden can come home with him next winter. When the answer is no, he decides to take matters into his own hands.
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- Part 6 of 12 days of Christmas
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Brother Love - The Witcher by Bunnyychi
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher (Video Game), The Witcher (TV), Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types, Wiedźmin | The Witcher Series - Andrzej Sapkowski
26 Oct 2024
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Geralt’s gaze wandered from Eskel back to Lambert who was still staring daggers at him. A smile crept to his lips.
“You wanna go?”
Lambert took one last swig of the mug before harshly letting it collide with the wooden table beneath him, wiping any excess alcohol off of his mouth.
“You bet, pretty boy”
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Or: Young Lambert and Geralt decide to duel because they both think they're the greatest.
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Vesemir is not amused by having Lambert drag a barely alive Geralt back to the keep. He has taught them better. And he certainly didn't expect them to betray the fragile relationship they have with their neighbours.
AI-less Whumptober 2024
Day 25: betrayal, “How could you?!”
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- Part 25 of The White Wolf's Wounds
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The Descent to Kaer Morhen [DISCONTINUED - SEE LAST CHAPTER] by Zyxst
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher (Video Game), Wiedźmin | The Witcher Series - Andrzej Sapkowski, The Witcher (TV)
23 Sep 2024
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Felicity got separated from her group of friends as they explored a cave. She found herself running for her life while being stalked by unknown creatures that want to eat her (not in a nice way). A stranger appears just in time to save her.
Since this will take a while to write/post, the tags will likely be updated/changed.
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learning to warm cold hands by smallangstdemon
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types
20 Aug 2024
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Three times Lambert is a thing and one time he is a person.
Day 5 — Can't move
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- Part 5 of January of Whump (2024)
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Jaskier has been depressed for a very long time. When he meets the prettiest Witcher with white hair and golden eyes in Posada in the spring, he’s determined to follow him on the path. It does however mean that he needs to keep his sombre feelings hidden. He’s sure that Geralt will ditch him the second it becomes clear that the bard is nothing but a hoax, a charlatan, and that he isn’t quite as upbeat, charming or optimistic as he pretends to be. Hiding his depression has it’s price and Jaskier tries whatever he can think of to continue keeping up the facade, including finding a high in diluted Wicher-potions, which he steals from Geralt. And the Witcher doesn’t know. Until he does.
Warning; Be mindful of the tags. This is not a happy fanfic, Jaskier has some serious dark thoughts and acts on them. There will be a happy ending, but that isn’t the case for many chapters. Beware with reading, if this is something you’re sensitive to, do not read. I don’t wish to trigger anyone with this story.
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Juliana Alfreda Pankratz, Viscountess of Lettenhove, only daughter of Earl Beaumont Dustin Pankratz and Countess Clemence Aura Pankratz is set to be married to Prince Radovid V when she returns from Oxenfurt University. They, of course, didn’t say she had to come straight back so, you know, she doesn’t.
This leads her to meet Geralt and you know the rest. They adventure together, get into fights on mountains, and make up in forests.
Then Nilfgaard invades Cintria because Emhyr var Emreis wants to marry his pre-teen daughter and Geralt raises an army of witchers to take over the north. Because of course that would be a reasonable response, so now she has to help them navigate the new world they've thrown themselves into.
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Gift basket babies. by Shadowed_one for gravityinglass
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types
23 Feb 2024
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No witcher ever called the 'law of surprise' in these modern days, it was deemed too inhuman all those centuries ago, by these few who were still alive.
Centuries passed and the world of men grew.
While the 'elder' races sought to hide in the fringes of society or within one of the few wild sanctuaries left to them. Some witchers had taken to becoming protectors of these sacred lands, seeing it as a form of retirement.
However, some eternal powers will disregard all the rules and still find a way to meddle in some poor unsuspecting individual's life.
The Wolf Clan are about to be blessed, regardless of their feelings or past demands from fate.
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Lambert's Accidental Cat Acquisition by LadySesame
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types
03 Feb 2024
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A fic detailing snippets throughout Lambert's relationship with Aiden: from their first meeting, to Lambert's reluctant acceptance of their friendship, to that one time Aiden touched his dick. It was probably just a one-time thing though. ...right?
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Praise the Lamb, conduit to great power, promised liberator of the One Who Waits below.
What if Lambert had their own motives for accepting the Red Crown? What if Lambert was a lil unhinged? What if Narinder falls in love with his vessel? What if Lambert betrays Narinder?This is my Cult of the Lamb retelling with a little bit of different lore. I will probably update this summary later.
Yet sacrificial beast, take heed; for a Crown cannot sit upon two brows. -
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Witchers weren't supposed to feel or fall in love, and even less supposed to get sick. Lambert had always been the odd one.
(Day 2 — “Get away from me” & Collapse & Choking)
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- Part 2 of January of Whump (2024)