13 Works in Improper Use of Witcher Potions (The Witcher)
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Early in his path, Geralt ends up in Toussaint on a contract. While there he decides to do some shopping for potion and oil ingredients where he meets a rather different herbal shop merchant he can’t seem to get away from and ends up involved in his life in a way he never expected.
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Vesemir is not amused by having Lambert drag a barely alive Geralt back to the keep. He has taught them better. And he certainly didn't expect them to betray the fragile relationship they have with their neighbours.
AI-less Whumptober 2024
Day 25: betrayal, “How could you?!”
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- Part 25 of The White Wolf's Wounds
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Being a vampire has its hardships. Being a vampire who is hiding it from a man he loves, even more so. Raja is one such vampire. He knew it would be out in the open if they were living too close to each other but when he saw that house, he just couldn't resist.
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- Part 2 of Spinoffs
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Wars and Witchers by Naomida
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types, Wiedźmin | The Witcher (Video Game)
26 Mar 2023
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“We’re going to pump him full of White Raffard,” she announced.
His eyes snapped to her. There was fire in them.
“He’s going to die if we do that.”
“He’s going to die if we don’t.”or: on her way up the Blue Mountains, Adri meets two witchers in great need.
(can be read as a stand-alone)Series
- Part 5 of Fangs and Fur
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The Gentleman will be removed from the Situation by AntimonySchnuck
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher (Video Game), Wiedźmin | The Witcher Series - Andrzej Sapkowski
11 Dec 2022
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Both of them being reasonable adults, Geralt and Emhyr have decided to get along with each other. There's really not much more to say, they are just trying to be civil.
Mererid completely misjudges the situation and takes it upon himself to save his Emperor from himself.
Wouldn't it be droll if Mererid's involvement actually brings those two together...
Possible spoiler alert for Netflix audiences. I've read the books and played TW3 a lot, I don't KNOW what's a spoiler for you because I don't watch.
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- Part 1 of big silly Emralt romance
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Ready always jumps in front of the bullet for Geralt, despite knowing he’s a witcher, a supernatural being that can heal much more quickly and sustain more serious injuries than any human. This time, they take too serious of a hit, almost losing their life.
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Toxic Geralt [Winter Asra] by Asbeoth, Obbimation
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types, Wiedźmin | The Witcher (Video Game)
05 Nov 2022
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- Part 1 of Toxic Geralt Short Stories
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Wet (Come Take a Dive) by WitcherTits (MirkwoodBabe)
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types, Wiedźmin | The Witcher (Video Game)
18 Oct 2022
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“What’s gotten into you, wolf? Did that thing bite you?”
Geralt growled lowly in his throat. For those versed in his many grunts, this one meant shut up.
“Look, we should’ve stayed together. I put you in danger, and I’m sorry.”
“No,” he snarled.
“No?” He narrowed his eyes. “Then what’s the problem? Why have you mounted me like a puma on a cow’s arse?”Eskel joins Geralt on a hunt, and things get a bit... wetter than anticipated 💦💦
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Sometimes, Geralt wished that people had enough sense to seek out a bestiary. It was a pain to get a contract for a cockatrice only for it to actually be a fucking wyvern that he isn’t prepared to take on. They don’t even look similar, for Melitele’s sake! One of them is the unholy offspring of a chicken and a snake, and the other looks like a godforsaken dragon with bad posture!
Staring up at the beast before him, he’s positive that this is the worst possible mixup that anyone could have ever made.Series
- Part 1 of Litotes Tries To Do Whumptober 2022
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ball slapping sex by goidtouch
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types, The Witcher (TV)
15 May 2022
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Porn without plot, Jaskier drags Geralt into bed with him. After season two.
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- Part 7 of Jaskier moment
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i wouldn't know what i have lost (i'll be howling for you) by kseniamayer for kaffas (hoopoe)
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types, The Witcher (TV), Wiedźmin | The Witcher (Video Game)
11 Nov 2020
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«Г.,
оставлен мной в Ринде: «Новый трактат о просодических средствах в скеллигских эпических балладах со справочным критическим материалом, оценивающим настоящие рукописи».
Вознаграждение: восемьдесят две кроны, столько чистотела, сколько удалось отыскать, и полбутылки ромашкового масла.
С наилучшими пожеланиями,
Ю.А.П».
После произошедшего на горе Лютик оставляет Геральту контракт. Ведьмак за восемьдесят две кроны отправляется в путешествие, в котором вспоминает двадцать лет их дружбы.
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i wouldn't know what i have lost (i'll be howling for you) by kaffas (hoopoe)
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types, The Witcher (TV), Wiedźmin | The Witcher (Video Game)
19 Jul 2020
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G.,
Left behind at Rinde: A New Treatise on the Prosody of Skelligen Battle-Epics, with a Critical Apparatus for the Appraisal of Manuscripts Thereof.
Enclosed: 82 crowns, as much celandine as I could find, and one half-vial of chamomile oil.
With my Warmest Regards,
J.A.P.
After the mountain, Jaskier leaves Geralt with a contract. Geralt, for 82 crowns, traces their relationship back twenty years.
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Five times Geralt says, “I love you” to Jaskier, but our bard doesn’t think that he’s serious, and so doesn’t say it back (plus one time which he does).