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Can't spell friendship by CatLovePower
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types
19 Sep 2021
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A post-Mountain fic of sorts, in which Lambert and Jaskier meet and travel together through Velen for a while. It features Jaskier doing some spy shit (but badly) and Lambert dealing with his dyslexia (also badly).
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- Part 1 of Can't spell friendship
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Juliana Alfreda Pankratz, Viscountess of Lettenhove, only daughter of Earl Beaumont Dustin Pankratz and Countess Clemence Aura Pankratz is set to be married to Prince Radovid V when she returns from Oxenfurt University. They, of course, didn’t say she had to come straight back so, you know, she doesn’t.
This leads her to meet Geralt and you know the rest. They adventure together, get into fights on mountains, and make up in forests.
Then Nilfgaard invades Cintria because Emhyr var Emreis wants to marry his pre-teen daughter and Geralt raises an army of witchers to take over the north. Because of course that would be a reasonable response, so now she has to help them navigate the new world they've thrown themselves into.
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Wild hearts: Juliana Alfreda Pankratz, Viscountess of Lettenhove, only daughter of Earl Beaumont Dustin Pankratz and Countess Clemence Aura Pankratz is set to be married to Prince Radovid V when she returns from Oxenfurt University. They, of course, didn’t say she had to come straight back so, you know, she doesn’t. This leads her to meet Geralt and you know the rest. They adventure together, get into fights on mountains, and make up in forests. Then Nilfgaard invades Cintria because Emhyr var Emreis wants to marry his pre-teen daughter and Geralt raises an army of witchers to take over the north. Because of course that would be a reasonable response, so now she has to help them navigate the new world they've thrown themselves into.
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Winter Mischief by CrowObserver
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher (Video Game), Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types
25 Apr 2025
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Wintering at Kaer Morhen gets more interesting every year. It was about time that Eskel brought someone home to the Keep, but navigating his newfound connection is difficult. That is, until something brings them together...
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Jaskier Centric Whump + Smut by FinchInTheMines
Fandom: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types
26 May 2025
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This is all Geraskier whump and smut, a lot of apologies for the mountain incident as well as some other situations going on.
Yen is the badguy in some of them cause she works as a good mean girl -slay- but not all of them as I also enjoy her's and Jask's friendship. Have fun :)These have no coloration and no order, each are a completely separate, cannon adjacent stories.
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Que bonito. Devoró
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Jaskier has been depressed for a very long time. When he meets the prettiest Witcher with white hair and golden eyes in Posada in the spring, he’s determined to follow him on the path. It does however mean that he needs to keep his sombre feelings hidden. He’s sure that Geralt will ditch him the second it becomes clear that the bard is nothing but a hoax, a charlatan, and that he isn’t quite as upbeat, charming or optimistic as he pretends to be. Hiding his depression has it’s price and Jaskier tries whatever he can think of to continue keeping up the facade, including finding a high in diluted Wicher-potions, which he steals from Geralt. And the Witcher doesn’t know. Until he does.
Warning; Be mindful of the tags. This is not a happy fanfic, Jaskier has some serious dark thoughts and acts on them. There will be a happy ending, but that isn’t the case for many chapters. Beware with reading, if this is something you’re sensitive to, do not read. I don’t wish to trigger anyone with this story.
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Revenge by EyesUpMarksman
Fandoms: The Witcher (TV), Wiedźmin | The Witcher (Video Game)
10 Aug 2021
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Aiden straightens as the man looks between the two of them. “Who, who are you?” he rasps, gripping his walking stick that bit tighter. He teeters on both legs, swaying from side to side slightly.
Lambert’s breathing comes that bit heavier. Aiden can hear his heart picking up beats. “Don’t recognise me?” he rumbles. Even though he’s behind the Witcher, Aiden knows that the man is under the scrutiny of Lambert glaring at him. There’s a sharp, huffed laugh. “I know I look different now. It’s the eyes, isn’t it?”
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Lambert faces his past and Aiden is supportive.
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On their way down the mountain, the Witchers and Ciri run into Jaskier. He is there to warn them about Nilfgaard being close but, after Vesemir allows him to stay, the young man's secrets will all come to light.
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—Debería irme. Nunca quise causar ningún malestar entre ustedes.
Pero antes de que pudiera salir del campamento, Geralt saltó hacia delante y le agarró el brazo. Tenía sangre en la cara, por donde le habían roto la nariz, y varias heridas pequeñas, por donde Lambert le había clavado las uñas durante la paliza.
“No te vayas. Por favor. Lo siento.”
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cataclysm by fingonsradharp
Fandom: Wiedźmin | The Witcher (Video Game), Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types
25 Aug 2023
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cataclysm (n.):
1. a large scale and violent event in the natural world
2. a sudden violent upheaval, especially in a political or social context
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In the den of the Wolves by callmepasta for CamilleDuDemon
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types, The Witcher (TV), Wiedźmin | The Witcher Series - Andrzej Sapkowski
29 Jan 2021
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“What is this?” Vesemir asked after he took a quick glance at their hostage.
“Trouble” Eskel answered, sharply.
Lambert bared his teeth.
“We found this little shit at the club. He killed two of your boys and injured another two before we could even lay a finger on him. He fucking bit me” he said harshly, shaking the boy slightly “And the bastard keeps smiling like it’s fucking Disneyland and I’m Mickey fucking Mouse”
Vesemir opened his mouth to answer, his face becoming increasingly concerned and angry with every word Lambert said, but the boy was quicker.
“I was looking forward to meet you”--
After some troubles at the club, Lambert and Eskel bring someone back with them. But maybe the lark they caught out of the nest is not lost at all. -
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The first time Lambert sees Jaskier, he thinks the man is a beta. He's walking next to Geralt into Kaer Morhen's courtyard and looking around with wide eyes. Lambert eyes the newcomer suspiciously from the ladder he's perched on and turns his back to them when he spots Eskel coming to welcome him with a smile on his face.
He still keeps an ear on the conversation taking place into the courtyard and decides that he doesn't care if Geralt brought his partner to the keep for the winter. Geralt is a grown man, Geralt lives here too, therefore Geralt is allowed to bring guests.
Or : Lambert and Jaskier are omegas, Jaskier loves it and Lambert hates it.
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i loved you like the sun by redhairedmuses
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types, Wiedźmin | The Witcher (Video Game), The Witcher (TV), Wiedźmin | The Witcher Series - Andrzej Sapkowski
28 Sep 2023
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Lambert never thought himself as a cat person.
Then he met one.
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The White Wolf's Wounds by SweetMelitele
Fandom: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types
31 Oct 2024
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Yennefer knows the scars on Geralt's body well after decades of loving him. Whenever she sees him, there is a new addition to the collection. He'll give flippant replies when she asks about them. But when a joined hunt goes wrong, Geralt suddenly starts to talk. From his upbringing at Kaer Morhen to his years on the Path, he has been through so many brutal physical and psychological ordeals.
31 inter-connected prompt fics written for AI-less Whumptober 2024
This series is continued in my other series "To Heal a Witcher"
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After the Jaskier Returns to Geralt's home his self-esteem slowly declines as it seems not only is Geralt avoiding him, the other witchers are actively trying to get him to leave.
Will Geralt get get his head out of his ass fast enough to save his bard from the death of a broken-hearted poet.
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- Part 5 of Jaskier Centric Whump + Smut
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A Black Wolf by Aroomie
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher (Video Game), Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types, Wiedźmin | The Witcher Series - Andrzej Sapkowski, The Witcher (TV)
17 Aug 2021
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After the mountain, Jaskier ran as far away as he possibly could from Geralt and everything to do with the Witcher.
Jaskier wants nothing to do with any Witchers, not ever again... So why the hell is he helping one!?
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- Part 13 of Witcher Fic's
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3 letters by Ammarettu for FoxgloveandDogbane
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types
09 Jun 2025
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3 letters written by Aiden for Lambert over the years .
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Herodias by April_Blooms
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types, The Witcher (TV), Wiedźmin | The Witcher (Video Game)
04 Jun 2025
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After disappearing for months with no word to his family, a grieving Lambert shows up for Christmas at the old man's house. Geralt is wrapped up in his own concerns, absorbed by his precious new child, his on and off again love affair, and reconciling with his best friend who will no longer speak to him. Lambert confides in him about Aiden, but when Geralt refuses to assist him in his vengeance, Lambert is left full of rage and grief with no outlet. Until he makes a secret arrangement with someone else in a similar position.
What do you do when you've lost everything? You take what isn't yours.
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Lambert thinks of screaming drunk Christmases, hiding under the table as the sound of fist on flesh seeped bloody through the carols on the radio. He thinks of Fresno, palm trees and heat and gas station ice cream staining Aiden’s mouth.Jaskier tilts the wine glass invitingly. His lips are red as blood, as grief.
Fuck it. Fuck everything. He has nothing left. Why shouldn't he take this?
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Pankratz de Lettenhove. The name and place rang a bell, which wasn’t unusual in and of itself. This time, though, it made his memories spark with something uncommon, something that tasted like regret. Like a past if only that’d left its impression on him.
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- Part 5 of Love is an Ongoing Process
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Underdog by Rose_SK
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher (Video Game), Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types, Wiedźmin | The Witcher Series - Andrzej Sapkowski
20 Jan 2021
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A commotion interrupted their quiet dinner that evening. The doors to the dining hall flung open and revealed Vesemir dragging in one of the boys by the scruff of his neck. Aubry chortled at the sight.
“And that is Lambert.”
While most other boys and witchers in the dining hall returned their attention to their meal, Eskel and Geralt observed Lambert struggling against Vesemir’s grip. The boy was digging his feet in the ground, slapping at Vesemir’s arm, biting the older witcher, calling him a ‘cocksucking monsterfucker’, a ‘smelly cunt’ and, to Geralt’s hilarity, ‘uglier than a nekker’s wrinkly ballsack’.
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OR Eskel takes a liking to the newest member of the School of the Wolf. Some brotherly bonding ensues.
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- Part 2 of Event Fics
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The Perils of Love and Courtship by LadySesame
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types
20 Apr 2023
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Lambert has never wanted an alpha, in fact, he would sooner call marriage a prison for omegas rather than some wondrous thing they all make it out to be. With a reputation for being uncivilized and downright venomous, he’s made his way through three marriage seasons, wanting nothing more than to be left alone to become a spinster.
Only one year remains in this bargain with his father; one more year and then this will all be nothing but a distant memory.
He had no reason to expect this season to be any different than the last three.
But then again, he could never have expected Aiden.
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- Part 2 of Witcher Regency au
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Lambert's Accidental Cat Acquisition by LadySesame
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types
03 Feb 2024
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A fic detailing snippets throughout Lambert's relationship with Aiden: from their first meeting, to Lambert's reluctant acceptance of their friendship, to that one time Aiden touched his dick. It was probably just a one-time thing though. ...right?