16 Works in Switch Lambert (The Witcher)

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    Sometimes, Geralt wonders if the gods like toying with him. He just wanted to enjoy an easy day of shopping in Novigrad with his bard. But no, when is anything in his life ever easy?

    Instead of an easy day of shopping, Geralt has to thwart an assassination attempt while keeping Jaskier out harms way.

    Only... something about this "assassin" is off. If the two familiar swords strapped to his back didn't set Geralt off, the unmistakable shade of amber definitely did.

    Was it all a misunderstanding, or was it destiny? That's something Geralt will have to figure out as a navigates through love, battle, life, and a volatile young Witcher.

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    "Apologise now and this will go easier for you.”

    Geralt sniffled and crossed his arms, his pride preventing him from taking this offer of a truce. In this headspace he would not submit without a fight. So instead of apology, the words which fell from his lips were,

    “Make me.”

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    Geralt and Jaskier pass a cosy evening at the pub with Eskel reminiscing about Geralt's bratty behaviour in winters gone by at Kaer Morhen. Blushing, grumpy Geralt and sexy flashbacks ensue.

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    "Move to Novigrad they said. City of opportunity they said. Better than some backwater where everyone dies before they see 30 winters. Free city in the midst of war. Fucking safe haven they said!

    Bullshit. Bullshit. Bullshit!"

    (Will I ever finish a fic before starting a new one? Survey says NOPE! Enjoy the chaos dear reader.)

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    After getting bored and a bit tipsy at Tally and Nicte's wedding Abigail, Raelle, and Scylla sneak off for some private entertainment.

    Inspired an art piece by my friend Javi.

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    After inheriting a large sum of money from his neglecting parents, Jaskier makes his way to France to connect with his roots and to work on his music. He quickly falls in love with an old, ruined châteaux that he wants to renovate and make liveable again, not knowing that the old halls are haunted. Jaskier is mostly enchanted by the music room and a painting of a scarred man with golden eyes. Soon he starts to dream of this man and realizes he has visions of this man’s past.

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    “Mmm? Full moon?” Jaskier blinked, squinting against her neck. “Why tomorrow?” He asked with a pout, making the woman giggle as her hand slipped from his ribs and into his pants, grabbing a handful of the bard’s ass and squeezing it, listening to him gasp.

    “Anyone who can follow a Witcher for as long as you and not perish must have some sort of… ability, or tolerance. Stubbornness, perhaps?” she questioned offhandedly, not really expecting a response, and Jaskier hummed quietly. He pressed his face to her neck again, daring as he flicked his tongue out and licked along her neck, the action making her grin wide, flashing canines all too sharp and too large to be human.

    “Oh, yes. You will do lovely, dearest bard,” she said softly, pulling Jaskier along with her to a hidden hut in the woods.

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    Alternatively titled Bring Your Hunger

    Geralt gives in to the awkward advances of Jaskier. He quickly develops a taste for his.... Taste. Things go downhill fast... then of course the other Wolves enter the party.

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    After the mountain, Jaskier ran as far away as he possibly could from Geralt and everything to do with the Witcher.

    Jaskier wants nothing to do with any Witchers, not ever again... So why the hell is he helping one!?

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    Kairosclerosis: the moment you realize you're happy

    Lambert knows pain.

    As time goes on, it all blurs into one. Physical, emotional, mental...sooner or later, it blends together, and he can no longer find the difference. Pain is pain, and it all hurts the same. People speak of childhood like it’s something fond, a time of happiness in memories long past, but Lambert doesn’t know what that feels like.

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    Three weeks. Well, to be technical, it’s been three weeks and a handful of days. And he isn’t quite sure if it’s telling or not that he either knows the exact date his freedom was meant to be earned, or if time has blurred together and maybe he’s just imagining it.

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    Lambert finally gets to the end of his punishment, and Aiden isn't wasting any time.

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    Summary: Geralt gets tied up and used by his lark and brothers. That's it. That's the fic. Don't ask me to explain my filth, because I can't and I wont.
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    Loving Jaskier was, to no one’s surprise, easy.
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    Which was how Geralt found himself in his current, for lack of better words, position.
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    He was vulnerable, on display, with every inch of his skin exposed and tingling from the slight draft in the keep leaving goosebumps where Lambert and Eskel were currently stood, naked on either side gently trailing their fingertips up and down the Witcher’s abdomen.

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    “What do you mean by pollinated, Jaskier?” Geralt asks, trying to open the door. “And why did you lock the door?” He adds, the irritation clear in his voice.

    “Well, every few years… certain types of Fae go through cycles where they have to um, be fucked and… bred, basically. Or they have to wait out the cycle until it’s over.” Jaskier says, his voice slightly muffled through the wood of the door. “Usually Fae that go through those cycles show signs in their teen years… but I never did, so I thought I just wasn’t one. Turns out I’m a late bloomer.” He explains, sounding disappointed with a hint of something else.

    Or

    The one where Jaskier goes into the Fae equivalent of a heat cycle and has his boyfriends take care of him.

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    “I need to feel it on me,” Lambert murmured self-consciously, making Eskel stop his tender petting, “please.”

    “Lambert… are you sure?”

    Lambert took a deep breath, his eyes squeezing shut as he willed the fresh tears away. It was the only thing that could help him now, Lambert was sure of this. He needed it to feel calmer, to clear his head, to not be in control of his own thoughts.

    “Yes.”

    OR Lambert has a nightmare, and Eskel is there to reassure him.

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    Jaskier kept a secret from Geralt.
    That he was from a trial Witcher school, School of the Lagomorph. It was difficult some days, but that was his life.

    When Geralt finds Jaskier after the mountains, tells Jaskier he missed him, that he loves him, Jaskier jumps on the chance when Geralt asks him to join him at Kaer Morhen for then winter. Thinking their new relationship dynamic would be different, Jaskier doesn't think he needs to tell Geralt his secret till he's ready. Unfortunaely destiny had other plans.

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    Or!
    This summary sucks and this fic is full of filth. Read if you like filth.

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    Eskel and Lambert are finishing up some sparring and go inside the barn to put away their swords and get their snack. Geralt, the snack, has been patiently waiting for them with breasts full of milk and a willing body. Or, as willing as a body may be when bound and gag by his brothers and clamped as to stop his milk from leaking.

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    Jaskier, Coën, Eskel and Geralt are professors at Oxenfurt University. Lambert is a mechanic and Aiden is a lawyer, here’s how they all are coping during the 2020 lockdown.

    Based in the UK because I represent.

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