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Phineas & Ferb fused: I need your opinions on three things only tangentially related to each other: barracudas, sprinkles, and clinical dysentery
Phineas & Ferb fused: In that order, ideallyThis is the first text Tim ever sends Jason on day after Jason called Tim his “younger brother” for the first time ever. At…5:13 a.m., if Jason’s reading his phone’s time correctly through heavily squinted eyes.
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POV: You're a 29-year-old on the internet, but its not the internet its two Zillennial Vigilantes by Sad_Smeargle_DX
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Red Hood and the Outlaws (Comics), Young Justice (Comics)
18 Apr 2025
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In which Tim Drake, terminally online, and Jason Todd, terminally offline, have no shortage of brainrotting arguments in front of their teams, coworkers, and enemies.
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“Oh my god Dick, we are not doing this thing where I suggest you a thousand places and you shoot every one down without giving any of your own suggestions!”
“Okay, okay, I get it. We can do Melina’s.”
Bab’s shook her head. “No, you know what? No, we’ll look for something else, okay?”
Dick’s shoulders sagged in defeat. “I’m sorry Babs, okay? Melina’s is fine.”
Bab’s voice took on a twinge of annoyance higher than before. “I just said we’ll do something else.”
Dick had opened his mouth, but before his subconscious could decide, there was a knock on the door.
“Coming,” Dick shouted, immediately getting up from the couch
Upon opening the door, Dick was welcomed to his favorite ball of 4’-something charm, Timothy Jackson Drake.
“Hey Dick!”
Dick sighed fondly. “Hey Tim,” he gave warmly. This was unexpected, and he certainly wasn’t going to let it show, but slightly unwelcome. He’d told Tim tonight was his date night, and hoped Tim would realize he shouldn’t interrupt it, but—
“I brought you guys dinner!” It was at this point Dick noticed a literal catering ass cart that Tim had attached to his belt strap with a bungee hook, pulling behind him in the hallway.Series
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Tim needs Wayne Manor's Kitchen because it has multiple ovens, and English Muffins and Sponge Cakes bake at different temperatures by Sad_Smeargle_DX
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types
14 Apr 2025
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Bruce does not love Timothy Drake. There are times when it’s much harder to remind himself of that: that no matter how many small and large acts of kindness the 11-year-old performs for no reason other than he’s a kind young man, Bruce does not love him.
Sometimes, it’s a little easier to remember that. Such as now, as his groggy, mildly encrusted eyes crack open to the notification that Tim has input his specific security code to enter the manor through the side door, uninvited. Not that coming over uninvited is itself an offense. Bruce (and more forcefully, Alfred) had let him know he is welcome whenever he wants for whatever reason (or lack thereof entirely). However, seeing that it is 2:42 A.M. during the middle of a hailstorm on a Saturday morning, which would be annoying on any weekend anyhow but quickly escalates Tim’s behavior from quirky to irresponsible considering it is the Saturday of Tim’s placement exam into Gotham Academy, Bruce allowed himself a level of indignation.
In which Tim brings a wagon full of ingredients to Wayne Manor in the middle of the night/morning to cook breakfast and make a birthday cake for one Alfred Pennyworth
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Cheat-ahs never Win by Sad_Smeargle_DX
Fandoms: DCU, Batman - All Media Types, Wonder Woman - All Media Types
28 Oct 2022
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Cheetah has marked 9-year-old Robin as her prey, and it's up to Wonder Woman to save him
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Tim: Chef, short king, and horrible name-maker extraordinaire by Sad_Smeargle_DX
Fandom: Batman - All Media Types
21 Jul 2025
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A quirk mishap makes a 14-year-old clone of Izuku! The one left at the edge of the roof, told he could never be a hero. He meets Deku! Provisional Hero!
Their adventures!These aren't like, immediate sequels, just stories set in the same canon. You can skip fics here and there if one is outside your interests.
Also, each individual fic has its own ratings and plot separate from the others, so these fics won't follow the same themes from one to another.
Next one planned: F L U F F- Words:
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Always in the Wayne! by Sad_Smeargle_DX
Fandom: Batman - All Media Types, Batman: Wayne Family Adventures (Webcomic)
22 Jan 2022
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Whumptober Randomized: 2021 by Sad_Smeargle_DX
Fandom: Batman - All Media Types, Justice League - All Media Types
21 Oct 2021
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Behind the Big Painting in the Second-Story Corridor by I See With Soundwaves (JustAWinterGuardian)
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types
10 Jul 2025
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Tim’s pelt was supposed to stay in the safe behind the big painting in the middle of the second-story corridor. Close enough to him that he wouldn’t get shaky and lightheaded as long as he stayed in Gotham.
He was supposed to keep it in the vault, hidden and secure. He was not supposed to pull it on and actually use it.
Because a selkie skin wasn’t meant to be worn and Tim wasn’t meant to take the shape of an animal. His pelt was just an unfortunate side effect of his genetics.Or.
Tim uses his pelt in ways his parents and Bruce would not approve of, and things go sideways real fast.
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11 Jul 2025
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Wounds of the Present by TimDrakeIsMyPatronus
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Batman (Comics)
20 Mar 2025
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"Of all the ways his first day of school could have gone, this was not what he would have imagined. Not even in his wildest dreams. Or nightmares."
Tim is targeted by a teacher. He feels trapped.
OR how a horrible situation leads to Tim finally getting the family he deserves
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- Part 3 of Scars of the Past
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04 May 2025
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Bruce almost having a heart attack seeing his baby growing or Jason getting a high school girlfriend
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02 May 2025
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I'm not a higher power, I just live in the ceiling by Chemical_Processes, GalaxyThreads
Fandoms: DCU, Batman - All Media Types, Superman - All Media Types
13 Apr 2025
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“I—” Batman starts, fumbles. “Don’t hurt him, he’s just a child, he doesn’t have anything to do with this.”
Clark looks between them. The alley. The way that Batman has been skirting in the shadows the entire night, trying to get away, before realizing that he couldn’t. He only confronted Clark when he gave up. Oh, Clark realizes, and feels all the anger drain from his body in one sweeping blow, the kid. He thought I was going to hurt him and the kid.
His kid.
AKA: After Lois gets hurt because of something Batman did, Superman goes to Gotham to talk. Bruce, however, is convinced that Superman is here to hurt him. To hurt Robin.
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01 May 2025
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The Chance to Yell at Midoriya Themselves by KageNekem
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia (Anime & Manga)
08 Jan 2025
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Going off on his own to try and stop All for One, take down Shigaraki, the League of Villains, and save Japan? Piece of cake.
Having to sit down in front of all of the friends he’s made over the course of a year and tell them he hasn’t exactly been truthful about his quirk? Kill him now. Ugh, they’re teenagers, can’t he just do this by text?
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What if, after Class 1-A were successful in bringing Midoriya back home during the Dark Deku arc, they all actually sat down together and talked about the huge secret they learned? About One for All?
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