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    He can tell Shiro is struggling to remain collected. “And why do you think Keith is your…sex…god?” And geez, that would be so much funnier if this wasn’t so disturbing.

    The representative leads them to the back of the council room where she pulls aside a large curtain. Behind it, a huge mural stretches to the ceiling.

    It looks exactly like Keith.

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    09 Jul 2025

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    Actual, molten lava floods into Peter. It explodes into existence somewhere in his stomach and climbs all the way up to his ears. He’s on fire from the inside out, his ears ringing as his mortification mounts.

    “Hooh boy,” Wade says, for some reason still in the bathroom. “Super sorry about this, Petey-pie. I mean, I didn’t know what was going on in here when I walked in, and then when I did know, I couldn’t just walk back out—"

    “I’m going to kill you,” Peter hisses.

    Or: Wade keeps catching Peter in the act. Peter might seriously, actually die.

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    01 Jul 2025

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    The one where Peter gets exposed to a virus during a pandemic, so of course Deadpool wants to quarantine with him.

    A tale of tacos, hand sanitizer, and secret identities.

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    30 Jun 2025

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    He shoves himself up from his chair in a move that has me fighting not to flinch but he’s only holding out a big hand for me to shake.

    “I’m Wade. Welcome home, roomie.”

    My throat clicks as I reach out and watch my hand get engulfed in his. He’s warm and his callouses scrape over my palm and my spider sense feels like it’s on the verge of buzzing down my spine.

    “Peter,” I croak. “Peter Parker.”

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    Wade Wilson rents out his extra room to the kid that takes all those action shots of Spider-man. Peter something or other. He seems like he'll be an okay roommate and maybe an in with Spidey Cakes but why does everything about him seem so familiar?

    Peter Parker finds an unheard-of deal on a decent apartment. The only problem? He has to live with Meathead Jock, the kind of guy who looks like he's about to shove Peter's head in a toilet. But there's something about this particular jock that throws Peter's spider sense out of whack. What is this guy's deal?

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    28 Jun 2025

  5. Public Bookmark 83

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    Wade’s been trying to woo Spidey to no avail, and out of nowhere, he runs into this guy Peter Parker. He’s all sassy and cute and doesn’t make Wade feel too bad about his scars, so Wade's ready to finally give up lusting after Webs and go for this Parker kid.

    So why’s Spidey giving him bedroom eyes now?

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    27 Jun 2025