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Astarion is a successful wedding planner faced with the biggest crisis of his career. A high profile wedding where the cake has been lost by his go-to bakery. He is faced with only one choice, he must rely on his ex-husband, Gale the pastry chef.
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30 Jun 2025
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Gale was a beta. He only needed Astarion’s pillows and blankets because his body ached from sleeping on the ground. Surely it wouldn’t kill the vampire to part with a few comforts?
Alternatively: Gale has an uncharacteristic bout of thievery and Astarion, like a hypocrite, confronts him for it.
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29 Jun 2025
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It was supposed to be just the two of them. Why did HE have to be here?
Gale swore he'd behave.
(written for my friend groups Anonymous kinkdrink activity)
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- Part 1 of Dirty Dining
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29 Jun 2025
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Gale wriggled in a half-hearted attempt to free himself. A fang flashed at him, taunting him as the vampire leaned ever-so-closely. Did Astarion notice how he made little effort to escape? With one arm free, surely he was aware that all it would take was a firm yank to unbind his other arm and a simple spell to send him flying—
"So you haven't been gawking at me these past few days?" the vampire asked, leaning closer.
—But he didn't want to be free, did he? He enjoyed how his heart raced with Astarion looming over him. It was as though he was imbibed on a pleasant liquor; there was a certain enjoyable dizzying head rush, coupled with the pleasant tingle along his limbs as he stared down the vampire.
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27 Jun 2025
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A Very Blowmance Birthday by DickBaggins for Calolily
Fandoms: Baldur's Gate (Video Games)
20 May 2025
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For Astarion's first birthday in Waterdeep, Gale insists on a cozy little party with a specially prepared meal of elven delicacies and a big surprise.
Astarion's got a surprise of his own for everyone's favorite blow job queen.
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- Part 2 of Blowmance
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23 Jun 2025
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Astarion loves Gale, Halsin wants Gale, and Gale wants and loves them both. What's he to do about that besides let himself be wanted and give in to his heart's desire? While in Baldur's Gate, Gale does just that—though that overwhelming desire does come with an awful lot of thoughts and feelings that both Halsin and Astarion take in stride. Gale's a complicated man, but in the end, he's their complicated man, and they're gonna show him that. Separately, for now.
or: In which Gale Dekarios keeps tripping and falling ass-first onto elf dick while having so many thoughts about it.
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- Part 2 of Entanglement (Wants You All Over Me)
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22 Jun 2025
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He’d seen the man running by every morning.
A very excessive, bombastic walk. Speed walking, it was called. Or some version of it that involved flailing limbs and tiny pink weights.
Most often he could hear him before he could see him, that faint fsst fsst fsst signaling his impending arrival. He couldn’t remember when this trend had started, but it was like clockwork every single day.
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21 Jun 2025
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After a very intense rescue mission, everyone simply wants to wind down. Astarion can't stand the prattle in the first floor of the Elfsong Tavern so he calls it in early. He didn't take into consideration that Halsin and Gale had a different idea of winding down, one that he just so happened to walk into.
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03 Jun 2025
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A year since their journey to Baldur’s Gate and saving all of Faerún and Astarion was still a vampire. Still alone, still wasting away in the Underdark. Well, it wouldn’t hurt to hunt down some old friends, right?...Right?
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25 May 2025
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Gale is pent up after battle, and Astarion walks in on him taking a bath.
Filth ensues.
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25 May 2025
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(Perhaps it is no wonder that Astarion and Halsin have been in running circles around the track of Gale’s mind. Or, perhaps Gale is just gay and unlucky.)
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20 May 2025
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”Hello, my name is Gale Dekarios. Would you be so kind as to call me an ambulance? I appear to be having some kind of episode.”
”We do not have time to help this… ‘ambulance’. We must report directly to my Kith’rak.” asserted the green one.
“We are in need of aid ourselves, perhaps you can travel with us until we find a healer,” said the purple one.
Just his luck. He was stuck in some kind of nightmare trip with the most dedicated roleplayers in the world.
Gale’s life is quiet and predictable, spent working at the library and having quiet evenings with his cat- when he’s not dealing with his insufferable neighbor, Astarion.
That is until he wakes up in a world of magic and danger, where he knows nothing and no one, except for one constant: Astarion is still there, sharper, deadlier, and just as much of an asshole.
Now Gale has to survive a story he doesn’t belong in, with no plan, no knowledge of magic, and no idea how to get home.
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20 May 2025
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“I find that surprising considering how much you clearly abhor my dreadful clothes, as you described them.” Gale scoffs as he continues walking toward the breakroom. He pauses at the end of the bar when Astarion speaks.
“Abhor? Well…I wouldn’t say that. They’re dreadful, that much is true.” the bartender tosses the rag over his shoulder, grabs a cleaning spray and walks forward until he’s side by side with Gale like cars passing on the street, “It’s dreadful-ly cute.”-
Lonely divorcee Gale Dekarios gets a second job working at his friend Wyll's karaoke bar where he learns self love can be more than just jerking off in the shower.
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19 May 2025
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“I can hear your mind working,” Halsin said. “Do you ever shut it off?”
“Of course not.”
Halsin drew him closer. “Why don’t you try? Just for a while.”
or: gale's always been clever, built a life and staked his future on it. halsin makes him want to be just a bit more.
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18 May 2025
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Spending a year alone in a tower with just the company of a tressym bids for a lonely existence. So too does a long century of leadership through crisis where what friends you had all perished with cruel haste and what little opportunities for new connections you get are limited to the cold dynamic of leader and subordinate.
One pulled from his tower by extraordinary forces and the other broken from his physical and metaphorical chains. On the road to moonrise towers and beyond, Gale and Halsin find themselves surprised to note one or two more commonalities between themselves than they could’ve anticipated despite their stark differences.
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18 May 2025
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When Gale sneaks off on what he thinks could be the last night of his life, right before reaching Moonrise Towers, all he wants is one last night where he can feel at peace. Despite his propensity towards verbosity, he seems to have trouble asking for what he wants.
Luckily, Halsin has had many years to learn how to ask the right questions.
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12 May 2025
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Birth in all its Glory by oldmanyaoilover, Voxolotl
Fandoms: Baldur's Gate (Video Games)
16 Jun 2024
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In which Gale has very bad food poisoning. Named Sylvia.
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12 May 2025
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Gale has been lost in The Annals of Karsus for days now, and his companions decide to hold an intervention.
Halsin is in charge of keeping Gale still to hear it.
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12 May 2025
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Astarion discovers Gale's secret kink and decides, apparently on a whim, to indulge him in it. Even though Gale doesn't trust Astarion, he finds the rogue quite impossible to resist.
Immediate smut, slow burn romance
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12 May 2025
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How to end a dryspell and get accidentally knotted.
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- Part 5 of gale gets good dick anthology
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11 May 2025