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Safe by SuddenlySullen
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Deadpool - All Media Types
01 Aug 2021
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"You're pretty," Wade whimpers. He keeps his eyes firmly on the ground so that he doesn't look any more.
Spidey blushes. "You can't just kill yourself every time you see something pretty."
"But you're a kid," Wade says. "That's wrong."
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22 Jun 2025
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My Love is Easy by atimefeeler
Fandoms: Deadpool - All Media Types, Deadpool (Movieverse), X-Men - All Media Types, Deadpool and Wolverine - Fandom
03 Jun 2025
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Logan panted, “You’re an alpha.”
“Sorry, didn’t quite catch that; I was chewing.” He wasn’t. “Are you talking about a podcast or a documentary? And also… why?”
“You don’t know? You can’t tell?” Logan demanded, his hysteria thinly veiled.
“Know what? About alpha dude-bros?” Wade asked, voice rising with his own poorly concealed panic. “You know, usually, I can tell when someone gives off those vibes, but I’m kinda getting mixed signals here. Are you calling me an alpha-male?”
“Yes?” Logan said, almost desperately.
“Cool. Cool. Cool. Okay. So, why don’t you tell me what you think that means? I’ve read way too much fan fiction to react accordingly to that.”
...Or, When Logan discovers that secondary genders don’t exist in Wade’s universe, he can finally relax after centuries of omega hate. Things get complicated when Wade starts displaying signs of an alpha and Logan secrets risk getting exposed.
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22 Jun 2025
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bad timing (the clock ticks in spite of us) by the_wicked_child
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Spider-Man: Homecoming (2017), Deadpool - All Media Types, Marvel Cinematic Universe
29 Jan 2021
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Framed for a felony drug charge while vying for an internship at Stark Industries, Peter Parker loses his scholarship, job opportunities, six months of freedom, and faith in the criminal justice system.
Although Peter is still secretly Spider-man, he is now more commonly known as Mouse, a dishwasher at NYC's Hellhouse and Weasel’s unofficial messenger boy.
We do what we must.
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21 Jun 2025
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I, the forgotten by Docileroll
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Marvel Cinematic Universe, The Avengers (Marvel Movies)
21 Jun 2025
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Everything was fucked. Confused, betrayed, angry, hurt won’t even begin to cover how he felt, but Jason wasn’t going to stay put as they cart him off to Arkham for the simple mistake of being at the wrong place at the wrong time.
He wasn’t going back there, not to Arkham, never again.
Fortunately he wouldn’t have to try to run, the portal swallowing him whole did all the work for him, now he was in a completely strange house with a gun to his forehead and a man with a metal arm staring him down.
He was never going to be offered mercy, is he?
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- Part 1 of The forgotten
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Who’s Afraid of Little Old Me? (you should be) by Snoweylily
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
20 Jun 2025
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“No post on Sundays” Uncle Vernon announced happily, “No damn letters today-”
Something came whizzing down the kitchen chimney as he spoke and caught him sharply on the back of the head. The next moment, thirty or forty letters came pelting out of the fireplace like bullets.
“That does it!” he snapped, his beady little eyes focused solely on Harry, “It’s you that they want. And they won’t stop coming after us until you’re… gone”.
Harry didn't like the sound of that.
“But Vernon, we can’t! You heard what that- that despicable old man told us!”
“Don’t worry, pet” Vernon said, his nasty grin triumphant, “I’ll leave him someplace so far away that those freaks will never trace him back to us. There’s an institute up north, for these- these hopeless cases and whatnot - St Brutus's Secure Centre for Boys. I’ll leave him there, and then we can get back to our nice, normal life”.Or, the one where Harry doesn't attend Hogwarts in first year but finds his way to the wizarding world anyway, and this changes everything.