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A cover piece for "the doves are dead" series which consists of multiple images arranged in a collage...
For the MCYT Recursive 2025 exchange!
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Sapnap and Karl exchanged a horrified look across the center console as Quackity ducked under their garage door. The very same door they’d watched shut halfway before the man came running out and sent it shuttering right back up and open.
"Dude," Karl said in a whisper, hardly moving his lips. He'd gone stiff as a petrified cat in the passenger seat. Neither of them dared a backwards glance toward the infortunate rear end of the car.
The plan to relocate the junk in their trunk meets an unexpected hitch.
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- Part 1 of Nos Bebemos Agua
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Fair Weather Foes by Small_lizard for Apocynaceae
Fandoms: Dream SMP, Minecraft (Video Game)
13 Apr 2024
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“The hotel is under construction,” Quackity explains as he finally comes to a halt. Sapnap can feel Karl’s violent flinch when he reaches back and draws the axe.
Quackity only drops the blade to the ground and leans against it. His hand wrings the handle, a nervous little fidget that’s completely oblivious to how Sapnap’s fingers had twitched open and ready inside of Karl’s hand.
Kinoko burns to the ground. Luckily, Las Nevadas has room for two more.
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Quackity comes across Wilbur leaning against one of the dividers, his taller face staring at him, taking a drag off his joint. It feels unreal. It feels precisely out of a bad dream.
Pogtopia was prone to cave-ins.
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- Part 3 of racehorse: get married!
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As 2012 California sizzles under an unprecedented drought, two offbeat stagehands concoct a scheme against their partner’s ex-mentor, taking justice into their own hands.
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"It is well to remember that God hates peace in those who are destined for war, and so are we all."
(Fulton J. Sheen)
A collection of Quackity-adjacent relationship studies that all take place in the canon dsmp universe (in chronological order of oldest to newest).
Series title from the song "Racehorse: Get Married!" by Jordaan Mason & The Horse Museum.
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Schlatt decides to have a little fun on the train.
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25 Jun 2025
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if I'm lucky enough (I'll have the courage to leave and go) by moebiusdoublereacharound for paradoxalriven
Fandoms: Dream SMP
10 Aug 2024
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“Just curious,” the cowboy drawls after him, “if you’re not planning on going to the hospital, where do you think you’re headed? If you don’t mind my askin’.”
“I do mind, actually,” Sapnap snaps over his shoulder. Then he says, for no fucking reason he can fathom, “I’m going to knock on every door from here to town and see if they need a ranch hand.”
“In the middle of the night,” says Technoblade.
Sapnap’s not an idiot. He’ll camp outside a barn until morning, fend off however many mobs he has to, then talk to the ranchers. This fucker doesn’t need to know that. “Yes.”
“What if they don’t need a ranch hand?”
“Then I’ll be whatever they do need.”
“You got any ranching experience?”
“What’s it to you?”
“Well. You could work for me,” says Technoblade.
Sapnap draws up short. He spins on his heel. “What?”
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Myrna's plan goes well enough at the start, but it begins to fall apart when they reach the judge's house.
At least they find a consolation prize.
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12 May 2025
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There is usually no trouble with the orphans; they are very carefully examined before admission to the Home. But every now and then one will present a little later than usual, which creates problems with the licensing bureau.
How fortunate for the Board of Directors that public-minded individuals like Miss Robinson are available to help.
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11 May 2025