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Stiles has had a thriving yoga practice for nearly six years. His pigeons are kings, his planks are two-limbed, and he can do headstands in his sleep (although he probably shouldn't). He absolutely does not need to attend a beginner's yoga class.
But Stiles does need to see Derek Hale arch his back like a Halloween cat with every fiber of his being. So.
Sign him up.
(For love.)
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Stiles Stilinski might look like nothing more than a mild-mannered engineering school drop-out. That's the story he tells prospective dates. But in reality, Stiles is the handler for a trio of kick-ass co-eds who happen to world-traveling super secret spies working for S.U.P.E.S., the Secret Undercover Something Something Syndicate.
(Or something. They'd told Stiles what it stood for once at orientation and it'd flown right out of his head.)
Fine-tuning gadgets, planning field missions, researching villains, and giving out the occasional piece of romantic advice - working for S.U.P.E.S. is a total dream job. Or at least it was, right up until the moment Stiles found himself forced to partner up with Derek Hale - his least favorite fellow agent and the hottest person Stiles has ever met. Hale's always had it out for Stiles.
And he's also the boss' son.
. . . Maybe it's time for Stiles to start sending out super secret resumes.
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A dead body is just another Tuesday for Stiles Stilinski, Necromancer Extraordinaire. So what if this particular corpse belongs to his childhood crush? So what if Stiles has to learn everything about all the ways Derek Hale has changed for the better over the last decade before he can even consider bringing him back to life? So what if most True Resurrections only have a one in a million chance of succeeding?
Stiles gets paid either way.
And it's not like he's going to (re)catch feelings for the guy.
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extra snowflake sprinkles for the nerd who has everything by Stout
Fandoms: Teen Wolf (TV)
16 Dec 2024
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Talia Hale hasn't let a single scrap of mistletoe onto the Hale property since the disaster of Christmas '96. The holiday rom-com economy is in shambles.
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a seduction guide for complete beginners (works every time) by Stout
Fandoms: Teen Wolf (TV)
07 Dec 2024
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Stiles is technically great at seduction, actually terrible at seduction, and eventually perfect in every way.
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He looked down. He was naked. Everything seemed the same as he scanned down. The same hairy chest. Arms and hands were the same. His sides looked like they hadn’t been bitten by Demobats at all. There was no pain. He looked further down. His dick and balls were still intact, thank God. His legs were fine, and his feet-
Well, shit.
One foot looked normal, while the other was purply-pink and slightly see-through. It was the right shape, and it moved with him as he thought about curling the toes and then flexing them, but he could clearly see through it, too. As he looked at it, it filled in and became as solid-looking as his other foot.
Okay. So that was new.
---Steve is turned into something a little weird in the Upside Down, saves Eddie's life, falls in love, and then fucks him. All while dealing with being whatever the hell he's turned into.
Written for the Stranger Things Monsterfucking May Challenge. For something that should be a pwp, it has a surprising amount of plot, romance, and world-building.
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- Part 1 of Gelatinous Cube Monster Steve Harrington
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13 Dec 2024
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Stiles is the reliable one. He has the plans and the ideas. He is the fixer of problems and the finder of solutions. He’s the one that is always there for everyone else. He is at the very top of the werewolf phone tree okay? Sometimes though, sometimes he just needs a break.
Or the story where Derek is a big faking faker. (And Stiles is kind of in love with him.)
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09 Jun 2025
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necro elysium (yuck!!) by flemeth
Fandoms: The Locked Tomb Series | Gideon the Ninth Series - Tamsyn Muir, Disco Elysium (Video Game)
27 Feb 2024
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"ALARM [Challenging: Success] — Something is wrong. Missing.
YOU — Your body vies for your attention in sudden, competing aches. And! Everything!! Hurts!!!
INDIGNATION — Ugh! What idiot invented the shoulder! What mega-idiot invented shoulder pain!!"
Or: Mercymorn and the terrible, horrible, no good, very bad day. A Disco Elysium AU.
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30 May 2025
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The next time he streamed, he had a black eye from lacrosse. Isaac had nearly wet himself when Stiles had hit the deck but at least Scott doubled up on the concern, rushing over to him and helping him back to his feet after taking a ball to the face sans helmet because practice had been over, okay, and Isaac was a dick. At least Jackson wasn’t here to make jokes about Stiles being a Wednesday Webcam Whore and how he should be used to having balls flying at his face.
He’d be worried about knowing Jackson so well, but he’d been bullied by him since kindergarten, so you know.
baseskill: i feel like we should be worried how often you log on beaten up
amazingauguastina: dude u okay??? what happened to your face??
Ginger_Gamer: Why’re you always injured?
TEAMIRONMAN: i’m telling you, this kid’s in the mob or something. that dude who came through the window that time?? totally in the mafia.“Oh my god, I took a lacrosse ball to the face, calm down."
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- Part 1 of dude, it's wednesday
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28 May 2025
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“No, seriously, I need to talk to you really quick,” Stiles interrupts. “Before Peter gets out here.”
Derek braces himself. “Okay.”
“I need you to make sure I can be alone with the body for a few minutes.”
Derek stares at him. “You get that that’s like…a really weird request, right?”
In the three months since Derek left the NYPD and joined the FBI’s Behavioral Analysis Unit, he’s gotten used to a lot of things: he’s learned to deal with seeing Peter every day, he knows how to hide his enhanced senses on the job, and he doesn’t mind the late nights and early mornings.
One thing he’s still not used to, however, is Stiles Stilinski.
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- Part 1 of Murder & Magic (FBI & Necromancy AU)
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28 May 2025