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happiness is no mystery (here and now, you and me) by lastroseofsummer for NandaStanix
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, Spider-Man: Homecoming (2017)
19 Mar 2019
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In hindsight, it's pretty obvious.
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25 Apr 2025
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Lie still and break (For a dream’s sake) [Podfic] by kaisicle-podfics (kaisicle)
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia (Anime & Manga)
16 Nov 2024
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Death Before Inaction by hppjmxrgosg
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Marvel Cinematic Universe, The Avengers (Marvel) - All Media Types, Daredevil (TV), The Defenders (Marvel TV)
20 Mar 2025
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“Fuck off, Nicky.”
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“Hasn’t anyone ever told you spider-napping is illegal?”
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“You can’t hold me here, I know my spider-rights.”
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“God, you guys are so old. What are you? Like 27?”
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“Scale of 1 to 10, how upset would you be if I told you I banged your mom?”
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Or, I got my grubby little hands on the spider-man time line and fucked around a little bit. Not much (everything) changes.
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23 Jan 2024
Bookmarker's Notes
“Spider-Man, how nice of you to join us,” Fury called loudly. Several heads in the room snapped up at Fury’s voice. Peter ignored the stares.
“Care to share with the class what you were doing?” Fury asked, eyebrow raised and unimpressed. Peter just shrugged.
“Spiders have eight legs, Nick. I don’t know how you expect me to stretch them in here.” Captain Roger’s looked a little put off by Peter’s joke, like he expected new sets of legs to suddenly sprout from his torso.
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“Why,” he started, hesitance heavy. Daredevil never finished his sentence, swallowing it in a way Peter was too familiar with. Daredevil, despite probably being almost twice Peter’s age, was new. New at this, new at what it took, new at what it cost. Didn’t yet know what it was going to cost. Peter sighed.
“This thing you’ve signed up for it’s…It’s hard. I’ve done it alone; for a long time I’ve done it alone. Nobody’s ever ready for this. I don’t know. I guess I don’t see the sense in you doing it alone too.”
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“Why,” Tony cleared his throat, “why do you fight so long range? I mean, you have the strength to be a brawler, why distance yourself?” It wasn’t the question he wanted to ask. Wasn’t the one he needed to . This wouldn’t give him answers about Chitauri tech loose in New York or what was going to happen to all those guns or even why Spider-Man was keeping things from Nick Fury. But it was the one he asked anyway, if only to sate his one curiosity. Why would a man with strength that had to be on par with Captain America fight like Black Widow? Spider-Man looked him up and down, the blank look in his masked eyes seeming to ask ‘ are you dumb?’. Spider-Man looked around for a moment before settling on the brick wall to his left. Spider-Man made a quick jab at the wall with his left hand.
The brick crumbled like it was made of twigs, a jagged hole forming where his fist had made contact, cracks emanating outward.
Before Tony could get a word in edgewise, Spider-Man was already swinging away.
So definitely stronger than Captain America then…
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“I should report you to MENSA or some shit. I can see the headlines: Spider-Man Shocks World with IQ Score of 195, Despite Being a Total Idiot.”
“Lowballing me is crazy.”
“ What? ”
“Bye, Stark,” Peter stands, stretching to head off into the night.
“No, no, no, sit back down , what do you mean lowballing? What’s your actual score?”
“No, you already guessed,” Peter teases.
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Last read ch. 21
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The Unsteady Retirement of One Mr Peter Benjamin Parker by aestorian
Fandoms: DCU, DCU (Comics), Batman - All Media Types, Spider-Man - All Media Types, Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies)
05 Feb 2025
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After the world forgot him, Peter kept fighting. He was Spider-Man after all. But as the villains get worse and the heroes dwindle, Peter finally grows tired. Hasn't he done his time? He's never once shirked the responsibility forced upon him. Never once has he put himself first.
Eventually, the straw breaks the camel's back. Peter finally hangs up the cape.
Unfortunately the universe seems to disagree. When Peter wakes up in Gotham he knows he should probably find a way home. But what's the point? Normal people don't find their way home across the multiverse, and Peter is normal now. He refuses to be anything else.
So why do unfamiliar heroes keep ending up on his doorstep? And can he really turn them away?
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In which Peter Parker just wants to retire but instead he becomes a mentor for young dcu heroes and his home becomes a vigilante halfway house
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- Part 2 of Batfam fics
- Part 1 of DCU WIPs
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16 May 2024
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Ocean: You're coming with us
Peter: Am I being kidnapped?
Ocean: No, no
Peter: Can I not go?
Ocean: No--
Someone: Never have I ever
Everyone else: Fuck you!--
Zach: We don't play truth or dare since the Incident™
Priya and Ocean: Or do we?
Zach: We do nOT
Priya and Ocean: ...
Priya and Ocean: We could though--
Peter: Oh nice! A museum of my death place! Cool!
Peter: Oh. A museum of heroes. Fuck this.--
Peter: *has a good day*
Parker Luck: hA you thOUGHT--
Kon: You look gay, send help
Peter: What the fuck?
Kon: *kicked puppy look*
Peter: *sighs*
Peter: *gives basic advice*
Kon: You're my favourite person ever
Peter: I'd rather not be--
Peter looks straight up at Coffee Corner’s one functioning security camera. “Sorry.” He points at his badge, aware that it currently says he's someone called Nina. “But I'm not Peter.”
“You're telling me your name is both Edward and Nina?” If a mechanical voice could sound amused, then this one does.
Peter's eyebrows fall into an unimpressed look, “Yes. Do you have a problem with that?”
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So many characters to keep track of but they're all beautiful, Ocean Priya Zach Maddie and Bernard are all sooo good along with the newer younger crew, sweethearts the lot of 'em, Pete's got a friends with benefits going on with Kara and Ryand R, Nastya is rooming with Pete, Crazy Corner burned down, Roy Harper crashed into his apartment, Hood picked him up and we'll be seeing him again (I'm so excited for that) and Robin finally got Pete to agree to training, his assignment is to make popsicles with the sticks he broke in training (I love their mentor/mentee friendship)
.....Last read ch. 11
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Peter and the Jailbirds [Podfic] by farkenshnoffingottom for beautifullights
Fandoms: Spider-Man: Homecoming (2017), Captain America (Movies), The Avengers (Marvel Movies)
15 May 2025
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“If you did play chess," Ross said, "you’d remember that a pawn can become a queen. The most powerful piece on the board, Parker, remember that? But—” Ross smiled— “only if it obeys.”
He adjusted his tie, stood, and looked down at Peter. “I’ll ask you again,” he said. “Eventually. You may feel differently after you’ve been living in a six-by-six cube without sunlight or fresh air for a few years.”
“What pawns do,” Peter said, voice shaking slightly, “is sacrifice themselves for the greater good. I have no regrets.”
He had a lot of regrets.
Like, a lot. A crapton. A shitload. An overloaded dumpsterful.
“When I visit you on the Raft,” Ross said, “you’ll be old enough to grow a beard.” The cell door clicked shut behind him.
A podfic of beautifullights' fic "Peter and the Jailbirds"
~~ 3/28/25 - still off hiatus but I can't keep up with the two week schedule I set, so I'm posting a new chapter every month ~~
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- Part 7 of farken's MCU podfics