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Don't Follow Healers Into the Woods (They get Lost Easily) by Identity_Theft
Fandoms: Cookie Run (Video Game)
26 May 2025
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“…We’re lost, aren’t we,” Shadow Milk said under his breath.
“I never said that.”
“You didn’t have to.”
Oops. My fingers slipped and suddenly there was shadowvanilla smut in front of me...
Now what are the odds of that?Series
- Part 5 of Identity_Theft's ShadowVanilla Works <3
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“You did all this?” Pure Vanilla asked, voice quiet but filled with awe.
“Surprise!” Shadow Milk did a little spin, then leaned in close with a mischievous grin. “I may have also commissioned a flock of butterflies, but they chickened out. Cowards–”
The hero huffed a small laugh, but he held a soft expression. “It’s… breathtaking. Thank you.”
Hughhhh cookie pornn 😫
...with plot? Oh no. I didn't ask for plot! Why do I always give them plot and feelings!? NOOOO(Hell yeah I stole that title from the game!)
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- Part 4 of Identity_Theft's ShadowVanilla Works <3
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We'll Meet Again (Don't Know Where, Don't Know When) by Identity_Theft for Icemice24
Fandoms: Cookie Run (Video Game)
02 May 2025
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Pure Vanilla regretted touching that orb. Admittedly, it was beautiful. A bright, cerulean blue orb. It looked like the ocean – no, like space. Both? It didn’t matter; it was breathtaking. And oh, the way it was wrapped in shimmering gold, adorned with delicate little flowers. It was mesmerizing. Pure Vanilla couldn’t help himself–
He had to touch it.
Pure Vanilla Cookie finds himself back in time time, in The Spire of Knowledge. The Fount of Knowledge takes interest in his pretty little time-anomaly.
Aka 23k+ words of porn with lots and lots of plot. You're welcome!ALSO, GUYS!!! GUYS PLEASE LOOK AT THIS FANART! IT WILL BLESS YOUR EYES
It’s so so good thank you so much TokuYuuWrap <3 <3
https://bsky.app/profile/kastel3l.bsky.social/post/3lqlf3mkjgc2zSeries
- Part 2 of Identity_Theft's ShadowVanilla Works <3
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Falling for you was Anything but a Mistake by Identity_Theft
Fandoms: Cookie Run (Video Game)
28 May 2025
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Shadow Milk Cookie is not soft. He isn't kind, and he doesn’t tell the truth.
Pure Vanilla Cookie would beg to differ.
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A sappy story following our favorite cookie duo, from redemption and patience, to love and understanding. And then of course, let's spice it up ;)
Top Shadow Milk Cookie in this economy!? Wow, that's insane!
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- Part 1 of Identity_Theft's ShadowVanilla Works <3
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Naturally, when the kids at school started playing “Alpha or Omega” a silly little game in which they squeezed the backs of one another’s necks to see a reaction, Kojiro kept his neck stiff and extended, always called an alpha by his cooing classmates who were very impressed with the way he didn’t let his neck scrunch up like the majority of them. Truthfully, Kojiro didn’t even have to fight it too hard, it didn’t bother him much unless one of his classmate’s hands were sticky.
Kaoru, too, kept his neck straight despite the way he would grimace and dig his nails into his palms in an effort to prevent himself from drawing his shoulders up to his ears and hissing like an angry cat.