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    Ebott was a city that promised a fresh start after breaking all ties with your family. It still is, almost a decade later, as you find yourself having to land on your feet again after a particularly heart wrenching breakup. But you’ll pull yourself up, always have, unexpectedly helped along the way by a gang of skeleton Monsters who are no strangers to the pitfalls of negativity.

    A non-linear short story collection about our reader-insert Addison and the bad guy bone-heads that have taken up residence in her life.

    Now with a table of contents!

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    04 Feb 2025

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    xero reccommended this. said it was the best utmv fic it knew of

  2. Public Bookmark 7

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    Lunar is brought back from space, everything’s fine and dandy but something’s wrong. Lunar has started uncomfortably tugging at his fingers, arms, complaining that everything just feels too compacted; too tight.
    As time goes by it gets worse.
    To the point where it becomes chronic pains; him laying in bed for sometimes days at a time sobbing because everything just hurts, like he’s too big for his body and it’s all sore and it feels like his body is crushing him. Everyone’s worried.

    Then, they meet two (technically one) space person (people?)
    Surely nothing could go wrong. right?
    ....
    Right?

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    08 Aug 2024

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    The day the commission assigned the infiltration of the LOV, Hawks saw it for what it was: a death sentence. Keigo wants to get out. He needs to get out, before he slips up, or worse, before he is no longer useful, because if they’ve given him a suicide mission... If he's useless... then they'll make him “disappear”, like the others.
    Hawks saw this assignment for what it was: An opportunity. He’s been going around in circles trying to find a way to escape, and everything leads to the same thing: recalibration training at best, and a slow death at the hands of the commission at worst. They are not expecting him to survive, he just needs to play that to his favor. He has never given the Commission a reason to doubt his loyalties, he can’t afford to unless he knows he’ll come out on the other side. So until then, he'll keep pretending everything is fine, that the food he eats doesn't taste like saw dust, that everything isn't dull around him and that he isn't so achingly lonely that he would do just about anything to feel like he belonged.

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    18 Jun 2024

  4. Public Bookmark 34

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    A perfect trio of celestial siblings consist of a Sun, Moon, and Eclipse.
    It was about time they got a turn with the Sun of the family.

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    This takes place around the time when Ruin remade Blood Moon
    In this, the Blood Moon twins actually do consider Ruin as a brother, however they also seem to be set on dragging Sun into the family after his impressive show of power when he was enraged.
    And Ruin is more than happy to bring another sibling into their messed up family

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    12 Jun 2024

  5. Public Bookmark 39

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    Request anything
    Follow the rules, ask questions if you don't know if I'll do a certain smutty thing.

    Can be from my own stories or the characters from SAMS

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    22 Mar 2024