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The Battleline Between Good and Evil (Runs Through the Heart of Every Man) by ThePoppyPress
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Spider-Man - All Media Types, The Avengers (Marvel) - All Media Types
18 Oct 2022
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Peter Parker was happy with his life. He was in college and acing his classes, he had a future at Stark Industries, he and Mr. Stark were getting closer, and Spider Man was officially in the Avengers Initiative. Everything was good.
Then Parker Luck had to fuck it all up.
Again.
Or, where Peter falls into another world where Batman runs the mob, he gains four sugar daddies, and is best friends with a clown's girlfriend.
He really needs a break.
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flying without a body by WHYISEVERYNAMETAKEN
Fandoms: The Amazing Spider-Man (Movies - Webb), Spider-Man - All Media Types, Batman - All Media Types, Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies)
03 Feb 2025
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The Riddler halts. Pauses.
“What the fuck, dude?” He finally exclaims, breaking all melodramatic pretenses and slamming his hands down on the table, “Either listen to the goddamn riddle or let me kill you so we can get this exchange over with!”
Peter nods, “Sorry, sorry, my bad on that one. I finally remembered the word I was thinking of. Here, let’s make a deal this time - cross my heart I’ll keep it - so if I can’t solve your riddle you get to…” Peter gestures, leaving it open ended, and the Riddler seems to perk up.
“Kill you in a blaze of glory,” he finishes, primly, and the melodrama returns as he crosses his legs and re-steeples his hands, “And if you win? I must be fair, after all.”
“Uhh… would you mind telling me where I am?”
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Peter's greatest enemy is time management and also maybe the hoard of superheroes that are crawling all over Gotham.
(The Amazing Spider-Man version of Peter Parker - don't have to watch the movies to understand, but there are references to the films.)
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20 Aug 2025
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The study of the spider man by IDKhow_iwrite
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Batman - All Media Types
01 Dec 2024
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Sexual dimorphism, the difference between different sexes of the same species. In spiders, the females are always larger. So when one quarter spider man sees red hood for the first time, every instinct in his little spider brain is screaming ‘mate’ at him.
Red Hood suffers the consequences for it and the batfam are laughing at his pain
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20 Aug 2025
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Into Gotham by Chronicly Ill Girl (lilithzebra)
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Batman - All Media Types
27 Aug 2022
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Peter Parker is not having a good day. He was just trying to buy a sandwich. But now he is stranded in a city that doesn’t exist in his universe, all alone, and he never even got his sandwich.
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20 Aug 2025
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Raised in New York by a Dominican witch with a gun license and zero patience, Harry comes to Hogwarts during the Triwizard tournament decked out in glittery boots and a pink bedazzled pistol.
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18 Aug 2025