TheWitchofStJohns
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A short biography of my WWDITS-adjacent original female vampire character. Hope to be featuring her in future fics!
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Nandor and Marwa's wedding is in two weeks. Guillermo just can't deal with it anymore.
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This has been banging around in my head for a while and I just had to get it out. I'm really sorry.
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Love Never Dies by TheWitchofStJohns for riskylatte
Fandoms: What We Do in the Shadows (TV)
26 Dec 2021
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For @riskylatte and the Nandermo Nerds Gift Exchange 2021!
It's Friday night and that means only one thing: Movie Night with Master. This one turns out a little bit different than others in the past, however.
This is slightly canon divergent in that Guillermo being a slayer is common knowledge in the vampire residence, but he was never imprisoned and he is still Nandor's familiar. Teeny-tiny bit of angst here and that's it folks - 99.99999% self-indulgent (and yet faithful to risky's prompts) swooning romantic fluff! Enjoy and thank you, dear risky, for being awesome! xoxoxo
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Floaty Hearts, Buzzy Bees by TheWitchofStJohns
Fandoms: Sherlock (TV), Sherlock Holmes & Related Fandoms
21 Nov 2018
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Based on an anonymous ask on Tumblr: "Can we talk about how often John will just call Sherlock 'sweetheart' out of the blue and how often Sherlock will call John 'honey'?" Why yes, lovely nonny, we can! Let's do! A wee bit of spun-sugar marshmallow fluff for your nerves.
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The New King of Baker Street by TheWitchofStJohns
Fandoms: Sherlock (TV), Sherlock Holmes & Related Fandoms
29 Oct 2018
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Welcome to my first fanfic ever! My cat Squeakers passed away recently and suddenly. In casting about for a way to honor him, the Muse beckoned and I decided to write a story about him. And naturally, it had to be a Johnlock story. I think I did him proud, and I hope he loves his new home and rules it (and Sherlock and John) with a velvet paw. I miss you, Squeaks. Please enjoy, everyone! Thank you for reading!
Uneasy lies the head that wears a crown.
- William Shakespeare, Henry IV, Part 2
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After a terrible accident leaves Guillermo on the brink of death, Nandor makes a tough decision.
Multichapter fic. Currently ongoing.
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04 Aug 2025
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5 more times the cameras got in the way.
+1 (more) time they weren't there.
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- Part 2 of Secret Relationship
Bookmarked by TheWitchofStJohns
31 Jul 2025
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After Guillermo confides in Nandor that he’s been turned, Nandor acts rashly and runs to the Djinn. His wish doesn’t go as planned, however, and now Nandor has to deal with the aftermath.
Bookmarked by TheWitchofStJohns
06 Jul 2025
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Screaming in the dark (I howl when we're apart) by SweetSyrupPie
Fandoms: What We Do in the Shadows (TV)
02 Jul 2025
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An alternate ending to Season 6
After taking in a strange woman who appeared to have had a run in with a wolf pack, Guillermo faces unfortunate circumstances designed to drive a wedge between himself and his master, or else endanger the existence of the Staten Island Lycanthrope Agreement.
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04 Jul 2025
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When Guillermo finally returns to the human world, Nandor feels lonely. Suddenly, he remembers that he has one last wish. He wants to become human but is afraid of becoming a victim of his housemates. So, he asks Djinn to turn them into humans as well.
Nandor, Laszlo, and Nadja have to live like this for a whole year, but they can't do it without Guillermo.
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27 Jun 2025