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“Does it matter which eye?” Brian asked, anxious.
“I mean.” Robin directed him around the corner, then through another door. “Do you remember which eye you used?”
“No.”
“Then we’ll try both.” Robin seemed to think about it for a moment. “I’m glad you mentioned that. We wouldn’t have taken both eyes in Plan A, and then we would’ve had to backtrack. Would’ve fucked the plan.”
“I feel like Batman probably doesn’t want you saying that word,” Brian said.
“Fuck Batman,” Robin said. Brian winced.
“Oh, yikes. Okay.”
or, a Gotham jailbird goes on a ride-along with Batman and Robin to save the day, and everyone has a better time than expected.
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- Part 18 of DC outsider POV
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23 Jul 2025
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Those irritatingly polished shoes meandered up to him until they stood right in front of his nose, and Zoro got an up close view of tapered, pale ankles and flash of hairy legs where his trousers ended just short.
"Oi, marimo," Sanji drawled, "wanna fuck?"
Zoro blinked. Lowered himself on his fingers again.
"The hell you going on about, curly-brows?" He grunted. Maybe his mind had wandered for a moment, because there was no way he'd clearly understood what that asshole had just said.
"Tch. Even a monk like you must get the urge sometimes, hmm? You know, hand on dick, dick on dick, dick in hole. It's not as brainless as swinging swords around but it should be simple enough for you to get."
A flash of irritation shot through Zoro at the condescending note in Sanji's voice.
"You blind, ero-cook? I'm not a woman."
"You deaf, grass-stain? Never said you were!" Zoro grunted as a kick - mild and restrained though it was - lodged itself in his shoulder. "I wouldn't desecrate a lady with something as crude as a fuck anyway."aka Sanji's fascinating pretzel logic that allows him to fuck guys
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20 Jul 2025
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Alex has been assigned to community service on the hottest day of the year. He hates the uniform, the heat, and - probably - Yassen. Yassen likes the sun, the view, and definitely Alex. It’s a problem, but not an intractable one.
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19 Jul 2025
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How a rumour fixed everything and ruined Crocodile's life by ValleyOfKings
Fandoms: One Piece
02 Jun 2024
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What if the One piece theory that Crocodile is Luffy's mother was in-world?
Right before Marineford, a newspaper article theorising that Sir Crocodile was in fact Monkey D. Luffy's mother is published. Everyone seems to believe it. And somehow, this single article manages to change the tides of the war and save Ace and Whitebeard.
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19 Jul 2025
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The Bright Green Taste of Soap by ladyhoneydarlinglove
Fandoms: One Piece (Anime & Manga)
26 Nov 2024
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“Cook,” Zoro said, in a voice filled with what could only be described as childish glee, “what does cilantro taste like to you?”
Sanji attempted to scoff, but his discomfort over how utterly thrilled Zoro looked right now made it come out more like a pouty huff. “What the fuck do you think, mosshead?” he asked. “It’s cilantro. It tastes like soap. Or can you not tell that because the algae in your brain has spread to your taste buds?”
In which Sanji is mildly devastated to learn he can’t properly taste cilantro, and Zoro proves surprisingly helpful in the kitchen.
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19 Jul 2025