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    A curse is spreading through the wizarding world, erasing memories of the war. Harry Potter is on the case!

    Where Draco is the DMLE’s most wanted dark wizard and Harry is the private investigator tasked with bringing him in. It goes as well as one might expect.

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    05 Nov 2025

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    Not many know the evil origins of a Philosopher's Stone. When Draco discovers that the Goblins found one and kept it, he'll stop at nothing to see it taken care of. Even if that means having to deal with Gringotts' very own resident twat: Harry Potter.

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    29 Oct 2025

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    So, it didn’t start out like this.

     

    Alfred would scoff at the statement, about how Bruce was trying to justify the whole situation to himself. It had started out as a simple design, black everything with black outlines and black hood. It got a little more intense as the world went on, got wind of his ghost on the streets, and became scared of The Bat . So Bruce got a little more creative with it, Alfred and him had a good laugh over the name, the scare, and Alfred had a vicious streak of humor that he had passed onto his ward-

     

    So now the suit had a visible bat-theme, an insignia to drape in the shadows and to paint across the streets of Gotham.

     

    It only took a year into the whole charade of heroism for Bruce to overhear a conversation between some goons- some low level thug hired by the Riddler this week- about nothing at all pertaining to what the hell the Riddler was doing in the sewers but instead:

    “ The Batman can fly, you know, I’ve seen his wings.”

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    A world where nobody has wings, but people think they do, and that changes everything.

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    19 Aug 2025

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    “The utility bill comes right out of your pockets, just so you know,” Lamb says. “What? Thirty years of life and you still haven't figured out how to wash yourself?”

    “Ever hear the one about pots and kettles?” River bites out through chattering teeth. He's hot-and-cold all over. “I don’t think I can stand.”

    Lamb starts unbuttoning his shirt. River watches him, a little dumbfounded, and he snorts.

    “You might like playing mermaid, but I’d rather not take a swim with all my clothes on.”

    “It’s not like they couldn’t use a rinse.”

    “Oh, but I've already washed them this month, I’m not due ‘till next Christmas.”

    He’s wearing a stained white vest underneath. River averts his eyes; it feels almost voyeuristic to see him without all the layers. Lamb reaches for the showerhead.

    “Are you trying to become an icicle? Jesus, it’s colder than a witch’s tit.”

    “It felt good,” River mumbles, drowsy. “You’re getting water all over the floor.”

    Lamb scoffs. “Hopefully I'll slip on it and save myself this whole trouble. Now stop squirming unless you want to give yourself more brain damage.”

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    15 Jul 2025

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    In the Department of Mysteries, Lupin arrives in the arch room a minute earlier and he recognises the threat Bellatrix poses. When Sirius doesn‘t die, everything changes...

    In which Harry discovers his sexuality, Ron throws a fit, Draco is crushing on the Boy Who Lived but tries to ignore it and when Harry confronts Draco about what he is up to in the Room of Requirement, it all gets way out of control.

    Written for a promt from vernie_klein who wanted sixth year Harry/Draco with lots of sex and alive!Sirius.

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    04 Jun 2025