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A Little Break from Paranoia by TooManyEyesandTeeth for PrincessRaptor
Fandoms: The Magnus Archives (Podcast)
17 Oct 2025
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Jon is very, very tired and hungry. Honestly, he just needs a mental break from all of this. However, in attempting to do so, the Archivist finds an opening, and doesn't much like the idea of the Lonely being in their halls...
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"Where you go, I go."
"That's the deal."
Two calamities collide and cancel eachother out, and also drop four people off in another world. A world where they must survive the hardships of learning to be human again.
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Martin get's turned into a cat, but honestly, it's not that bad. He just needs to get turned back and the Archives is the best place to find out how. Now he just has to let everyone know what happened, and hopefully no one else changes too... can't be to hard, right?
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Elias pays Jon an unexpected, and unwanted visit in his office. Martin comes to the rescue, and Jon's feelings blossom.
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Martin needs to take care of Jon, but is Jon too far gone?
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- Part 2 of Moth Eattin
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Jon and Martin work through a mutual fantasy.
Bookmarked by TooManyEyesandTeeth
30 Oct 2025
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“What if we make it stop?”
“What do you mean?”
“I mean like… a contest. Stop the whole carousel.” He was starting to slur his words. Martin was drunk too; he could smell the champagne on his breath. “Next time they come to me for a divorce, I’ll try to get them to stay together forever. Couples therapy, retreats, every trick in the book. And if that doesn’t work, when they come to you for their next wedding, you get them to stay broken up. Either way, they leave us alone.”
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In which Jonathan Sims is the very tired divorce attorney of serial (ex)-husbands Peter Lukas and Elias Bouchard. At their eleventh wedding, he meets head wedding planner Martin Blackwood, who is equally tired of the thankless work and the troublesome couple’s constant disagreements (as well as their frankly HORRIFYING displays of affection). The two hatch a scheme: Jon will try to get Elias and Peter to stay together forever, while Martin tries to get them to stay broken up.
Bookmarked by TooManyEyesandTeeth
29 Oct 2025
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A playful smile spreads across Martin’s face, and Jon feels the nervous tension draining from his shoulders.
“Jonathan Sims,” says Martin in a tone of faux shock. “Are you an exhibitionist?”
“I suppose you’ll have to watch and find out,” Jon teases back, and Martin laughs.
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Jon explores a new interest, with Martin's enthusiastic support.
Bookmarked by TooManyEyesandTeeth
29 Oct 2025
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Jon gets his heat late one night in the archives. Martin helps as best he can.
Bookmarked by TooManyEyesandTeeth
26 Oct 2025
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The safehouse is the first spot of relaxation that Jon has been given in a long time. It's where he has his first heat in even longer, much to his displeasure.
Bookmarked by TooManyEyesandTeeth
26 Oct 2025