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  1. Public Bookmark 22

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    Almost two years after the Battle of the Five Armies, Thorin asks Bilbo to return to the mountain with the excuse of needing a "Hobbit-Dwarf Relations Advisor." What that entails, the king has no clue, but he is willing to make up a fake title and job just to get the chance to make amends with the hobbit and, in time, make his deep affections known. Unbeknownst to Thorin, Bilbo is already madly in love with him. Through a series of ridiculous cultural miscommunications, Bilbo finds himself engaged to the King Under the Mountain, while at the same time, Thorin is heartbroken that the hobbit, his heart's desire, has found love in another.

    ~ A subverted version of the "Bilbo is married/engaged to Thorin in the ways of dwarves and doesn't know it" trope. Inspired by the omitted information from The Hobbit that reads, "curious habit in [hobbit] weddings. They kept it (always officially and very often actually) a dead secret for years who they were going to marry, even when they knew. Then they suddenly went and got married and went off without an address for a week or two (or even longer)." ~

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    04 Nov 2025

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    It is unheard of for an omega of Bilbo's age to be living unmated, unmarried and alone. It is even more unheard of for an omega to go off adventuring with a hoard of dwarves, but that's exactly what Bilbo does.

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    04 Nov 2025

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    Erebor falls to the dragon. Only that this time, it is not a red dragon named Smaug, but a green dragon named Bilbo that claims the mountain as his home.

    And with it all the dwarves inside.
    He doesn't kill them or hold them hostage - oh no. He will protect them, from anything and everything. He devotes his life to Erebor, swears to serve them until his last breath. Even if it means forsaking himself. Even if it means to die for them. Just who exactly has taken up residence in the mountain?

    Or: how Erebor ended up with a personal guard-dragon.

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    29 Oct 2025

  4. Public Bookmark 10

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    When middle-earth froze over in a mysterious climatic event, Bilbo Baggins had to leave the Shire to avoid freezing to death.
    On his travels he finds the heavily injured Thorin Oakenshield and brings him along on his journey to a city that is whispered to possess the ability to keep everyone in it warm.
    After finding the city, it is different than talked about and Thorin is near death.
    Will Bilbo be able to nurse the dwarf back to health and will both of them survive the Great Ice?

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    17 Oct 2025

  5. Public Bookmark 30

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    Long ago, a sacred alliance was forged between the Kingdom of Erebor and the Shire, in which the Dwarves swore to protect the hobbits. But what could the small, peaceful Shire possibly offer in return? What was the true nature of this alliance?
    And now that it has been broken... can it ever be restored?
    A hobbit must marry a dwarf.
    But what happens when that hobbit refuses to fulfill their duty?

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    16 Oct 2025