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Heart and Soul by Vamillepudding
Fandoms: Taskmaster (UK TV) RPF, No More Jockeys (Web Series) RPF
28 Oct 2025
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“Now,” Greg purrs, stepping over the remnants of the salt and in the direction of Alex, who’s still watching him with big, guileless eyes, “for the record, I do have a heart, but I haven’t got a heartbeat. Any last words?”
“A few.” And then, without even glancing at the book, Alex loudly starts chanting, “Exorcizo te, immundíssime spíritus-“
“For fuck’s sake,” Greg says, for the second time tonight.
Or: After Greg is summoned and then unceremoniously sent back to Hell without striking a deal, all he can think about is how he's going to see the upstart little witch again so he can
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Hanguang-jun (32) has been fired from his job as Auror for the Ministry of Magic. Not deterred by this would-be end to a mediocre career at best, Lan Wangji has taken on a job as Hogwarts teacher for Care of Magical Creatures instead. Another brave choice in a series of brave choices by Headmaster Nie Mingjue, who has long been known for (…).
“He wasn’t fired,” Nie Huaisang says.
“Of course he wasn’t fired,” Wei Wuxian says confidently. “What would he get fired for? Lan Zhan is the best.”
“Apparently,” Nie Huaisang says, leaning in and continuing in a dramatic whisper, “he quit."
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Twice Over by Vamillepudding
Fandoms: Taskmaster (UK TV) RPF, No More Jockeys (Web Series) RPF
08 Aug 2025
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“Did you know Horne is dating Greg Davies?” Tim asks bluntly.
There’s a pause at the other end of the line. Then Mark says, sounding confused, “I- yes? That is to say, I did know that, and so do you. We went camping with them last month. Are you feeling alright, Tim?”
“No, I’m not fucking ‘feeling alright’,” Tim snaps. “I wake up to find out that my best mate has apparently been sticking his boy in another bloke behind my back, so excuse me that I’m not besides myself with joy here.”
There’s another pause. Eventually, Mark clears his throat. “Is this- sorry, are you being homophobic?”
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Tim dies taking a bullet for Alex, and if he had the time to make his final joke, he would have said he predicted this two years ago on Kathy Burke's podcast. What he didn't predict is that he'd wake up - in a world where Alex is dating Greg Davies.
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Not a Bad Beginning (By Far the Best Ending) by Vamillepudding
Fandoms: Taskmaster (UK TV) RPF, No More Jockeys (Web Series) RPF
17 Jul 2025
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Greg is getting irritated again. “I know I’m not one of Alex’s fifty closest friends, but that doesn’t mean I don’t care."
“Did he tell you that?” Tim asks. "That you’re not one of his five hundred closest friends or whatever?"
“I said fifty,” Greg says. “Now I’m thinking it’s five hundred and I feel even worse.”
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Or: Tim has known Alex for two decades and knows him better than anyone, and still thinks he would rather die than hear Alex say something nice about him.
Greg has known Alex for almost one decade now, but he still sometimes feel like he doesn't know him at all.
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“Fucking hell,” Greg groans. “I'm dead, aren’t I?”
“No,” Alex says quickly. “Absolutely not.”
“Dying?”
Alex hesitates.
“Fuck,” Greg says again, with feeling. “That’s bloody typical, isn’t it? On my fucking birthday, too. Christ.”
“He’s a little busy right now,” Alex says cheerfully. “You’ll have to do with me.”
Or: On the morning of his 56th birthday, Greg gets hit by a bus. Then, he wakes up. The man who saved his life insists he's utterly unremarkable and tells Greg to forget about him. Greg reckons he'd rather get run over again.
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Castiel being his melodramatic and pessimistic self by Vamillepudding
Fandom: Supernatural
29 Mar 2015
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The one in which Castiel is not the cute cuddly gentleman we see in most fics.
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look on down from the bridge by CivilBores
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Batman (Comics)
18 Apr 2025
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“You saw the body?” Jason asks. It’s a stupid question—of course Tim saw it. Tim was the one who found it, who rolled it into the carpet in the first place. But there’s a second question wrapped up in his strangled tone, which is: Are you okay after seeing the body?
Tim just purses his lips, almost indignant. “This isn’t the first time I’ve seen a corpse before, Jason.”
Right, Jason thinks, but it’s the first time the corpse has been your own fucking dad.
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Tim is desperate to keep his father’s death a secret from Bruce at all costs. Which is how he ends up hiding a body with Jason Todd, of all people.
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21 May 2025
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let fall the world by perfidiousalbion
Fandoms: Arcane: League of Legends (Cartoon 2021), League of Legends
09 Dec 2024
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Silco’s face is hard and he shoves his pick back in its holder; chucks his helmet noisily into his locker. ‘Well. Don’t want,’ he says, and leaves.
Don’t want. Impossible. Impossible, when Vander is next to Silco every day watching the lean flex of his muscles beneath his skin, watching him scrape his hair back into a rough knot, watching him crick his neck as he tips a glass of whisky back and forth in his clever, narrow-fingered hands. Don’t want. Easier said than done.
Or: before it all went wrong, Silco and Vander had something good.
Bookmarked by Vamillepudding
16 Jan 2025
Bookmarker's Notes
Silco’s not the kind to tempt people with honey; he goes straight for the whip. There’s one place he and Vander differ.
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"There are details in this document that absolutely no one should know unless they have inside information on us. There’s hints that they know our patrol schedules and regularly keep tabs on us. I don't know who's behind this, or what they want with Batman, but tracking the writer needs to be a priority."
"And this document is… a fanfiction?"
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(Tim Drake writes Batman fanfiction. He doesn't expect Batman to actually find it.)
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Bookmarked by Vamillepudding
18 Aug 2024
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A ghost sighting and a seance. Charles is a pro at handling this whole "your best mate's in love with you" thing.
"Right, so," Charles says. "Thing is, Edwin's already in love with me, so he's not gonna go out with you. Sorry. Just trying to warn you before you get too close, mate...It's making you look a bit pathetic, is all."
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Bookmarked by Vamillepudding
28 Jun 2024
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An encounter with an enchanted puzzle box locks up most of Charles’ memories and leaves him thinking he and Edwin are in love. With a recipe from Tragic Mick for a potion to counteract the spell and strict instructions to go along with Charles' delusions, all Edwin has to do is keep up the ruse for three days. He can make it three days. Right?
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Bookmarked by Vamillepudding
26 Jun 2024