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Lance McClain is content at home-- really, he is-- but when Keith shows up at his door, begging for help, he can't say no.
"They want to turn a property of mine into a museum, for some reason," Keith said.
“Which property?” Lance asked. He held his hand to shield against the bright sky as he looked up to Keith.
“The desert shack."
Now, Lance is on the universe's most exclusive weekend trip, forced to help Keith go through a musty pile of memories. Fabulous.
Here are the facts:
1. Keith is still the most smart-yet-stupid motherfucker Lance has ever met
2. Shiro and Curtis are disgustingly adorable
3. A twin bed is far too small for a grown man, and
4. He should have fallen out of love with Keith when he had the chance.Bookmarked by Vulppy
24 Jun 2025
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“What is wrong with your dog?!” Lance shouts, his furious blue eyes narrowed as soapsuds slide down his face. Keith tries his hardest to keep his gaze stuck on Lance’s face, to prevent it from slipping down the glistening, bare skin of his chest that melts into his abs.
“He’s a wolf, not a dog,” he replies. Beside him, Kosmo howls as though he’s agreeing with Keith. Lance shoots a glare at Kosmo and he shuts up promptly. Then his glare turns on Keith and he regrets ever opening his mouth.
“Your cosmic pet drops you into the middle of my shower and that’s what you’re arguing about? The semantics of his species?” he snaps, throwing up an arm in frustration and sending suds flying. One lands on Keith’s hair. “Get out!”
He shrugs, his gaze snagging on Lance’s broad shoulders. “It’s not anything I haven’t seen before.”
“Keith, get out!” he shrieks, grabbing a bottle of shampoo and hurling it at him. Keith manages to duck in time before it slams against the wall where he was standing seconds before.
Five times Kosmo spontaneously teleports Keith to Lance’s side, and the one time Lance returns the favour.
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23 Jun 2025
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5 times Lance didn’t know he was special, and 1 time he finally did.
-(Title) — from “Dark Red” by Steve Lacy.
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11 Jun 2025
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“So maybe Lance had a little, teeny tiny crush on Keith. So what? It was fine. He could ignore it and it would just vanish. Out of sight, out of mind, right? It wasn’t like anything else could happen to make it worse.
Oh, how wrong Lance was.
At this point, he was half-convinced the universe was simply throwing him middle fingers at every possible opportunity. A ‘you want to avoid your feelings for this long? Well, let’s see how you handle this, motherfucker!!’ kind of thing, he supposed. Maybe he deserved it.”
A four part documentation of Lance gradually discovering he has feelings, rather strong ones, for a certain fellow paladin, who is trying his best to show Lance he loves him in return.
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10 Jun 2025
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"So, you’re not interested in anyone currently, right?” Lance barrels on, because fuck Keith, apparently. “That’s okay! Because we’re gonna find a male species from one of these planets for you! But first, we have to figure out your type, and then we’ll go from there.”
“We’re not doing that,” Keith mutters.
“Oh, we definitely are,” Lance replies, absolutely thrilled and, apparently, suicidal. “It’s happening! It’s happening. Don’t fight it, Keith,” he says, as though Keith isn’t going to fight this kicking and screaming all the way. “I’m gonna be the best wingman you never wanted."
Lance takes it upon himself to be Keith’s personal wingman the moment he finds out he’s into guys.
The rose? They have the entire universe to find Keith a boyfriend, and so, not all hope is lost.
The thorn? Keith’s only interested in one guy and it’s the idiot dragging him into this matchmaking hell.
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10 Jun 2025