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    Butler Spider by

    Fandoms: Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies), The Avengers (Marvel Movies), DC Extended Universe, Marvel Cinematic Universe, Batman - All Media Types  

    23 Aug 2025

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    Just before the battle with Thanos, Dr Strange pulls together enough power to send one person to a different dimension. A chance for that person to be safe from the destruction that Thanos was about to wrought on Earth. The group about to fight agreed that Peter Parker, for sheer virtual of being the only person not an adult there, would get the dubious honor.

    Which is how Peter finds himself waking up in Gotham City, a place even crueler and darker than New York City. Peter has to try to find a way to fit into this new universe at just sixteen years old.

    "I am still just your butler, and I cannot simply tell you that you will be adopting a new son. But I truly am not getting younger. You have seven children now, even if you haven’t adopted all of them legally. There is much more work than when it was just you and I. There is perhaps too much work for just myself, and then providence dropped a starving young man into my pathway for me to mold into a new generation of caretaker,” Alfred tried to explain himself.

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    Alfred finds himself doing the adopting instead of Bruce, this time of a spider. Can Spider-Man become a first rate butler and keep his secret identity?

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    03 May 2024

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    Death Before Inaction by

    Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Marvel Cinematic Universe, The Avengers (Marvel) - All Media Types, Daredevil (TV), The Defenders (Marvel TV)  

    24 Jun 2025

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    “Fuck off, Nicky.”
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    “Hasn’t anyone ever told you spider-napping is illegal?”
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    “You can’t hold me here, I know my spider-rights.”
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    “God, you guys are so old. What are you? Like 27?”
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    “Scale of 1 to 10, how upset would you be if I told you I banged your mom?”
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    Or, I got my grubby little hands on the spider-man time line and fucked around a little bit. Not much (everything) changes.

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    17 Apr 2024

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    Dumpster Diving for Treasure by

    Fandoms: Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies), Batman - All Media Types  

    08 Nov 2024

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    After waking up from his own demise in an alternate universe, Peter's first course of action is to gather as much information and resources as possible to make his life easier. In doing this, he decides that dumpster diving at local playboy billionaire, Bruce Wayne's, manor would be the best place to find anything useful.
    Unfortunately for Peter, it's trash day, and a certain butler catches him mid-dive.

    Dedicated to Anna, Randy, Evan, and Coro.

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    15 Apr 2024

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    Peter Parker's Dimension travel to emo city(Gotham) Buffonafuckary! by

    Fandoms: Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies), Batman - All Media Types, DCU (Comics), DCU, Spider-Man - All Media Types  

    10 Apr 2024

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    Peter gets sent to the DC universe and de-aged to 13 so now the bats have to deal with an incredibly smart, 13 year old spider meta-human who is terrifying the shit balls out of everyone by crawling on the walls. Set after no way home.

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    a mishmash of the Tom Holland Spiderman and a sprinkle of my head canons
    (Discontinued mostly because it PHYSICALLY repulses me everytime I read it)

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    14 Apr 2024

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    I'm Way too Young to Die Forever by

    Fandoms: Dream SMP, Minecraft (Video Game), Video - Fandom  

    14 Jul 2023

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    The sinking realization that he hadn’t left that prison cell alive began settling in, because there was no other explanation for how he was back in his childhood home that he had long since left behind without a single regret.

     

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    In which Tommy finds himself eight years in the past after losing his life to Dream in prison. Now forced to face the family that is falling apart at the seams, Tommy desperately tries to hide the fact that he has knowledge of the future while simultaneously trying to prevent the same events from happening.

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    14 Feb 2024