WhatTheHeckHaveIDone
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Glancing around the room he’d been led to, he marveled at the stonework and beautiful decorations of the room, even as the dwarf led him to a cot, and he sat down, wrapping the coat tighter around himself. It wasn’t hard to do, the thing was massive on him and he felt like he was drowning in fabric and fur. Altogether the most comfortable he’d been in years.
An older dwarf bustled into the room, setting things down on a table before coming over to look at him. “Right. What’s happening- they said you were found in the orc camp, eh little halfling?”
Bilbo bristled at the term, and the older dwarf tried to look him over, poking and prodding at him even as Bilbo tried to swat him away.
He didn’t want to be looked at, and he wasn’t half of anything!
Or: After destroying a pack of orcs, crown prince Thorin finds that they'd kept a hobbit slave, whose curse prevents him from speaking.
This is only the first mystery that this hobbit presents to him.
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13 Jul 2025
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A Second Chance at Happiness by Wildpoet
Fandom: The Hobbit (Jackson Movies), The Hobbit - All Media Types
02 Mar 2025
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A time travel series, where Thorin is sent back after his death to do things over again.
This series is updated as I get inspiration, so the fics aren't going to be in chronological order. I'll do my best to make it clear when each fic happens though.- Words:
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12 Jul 2025
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He wasn’t dead.
Or, if he was, the halls of his fathers were gone completely, replaced with this strange afterlife.
But he doubted it.
And if he wasn’t dead, and this was the quest once more… he had to make sure nothing changed.
In battle, two simple seconds could be the difference between life and death, and they had narrowly escaped death far too many times.Or:
After dying on Ravenhill, Thorin gets sent back in time to the start of the quest, and is determined to do things right.Series
- Part 1 of A Second Chance at Happiness
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12 Jul 2025
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inevitable by piceuscelus for Twisted_Mind
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types
26 Jun 2023
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When Renfri’s heats don’t arrive as expected when she reaches twelve, it feels like a gift.
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“It’s a curse,” the mage says, interrupting the king’s lunch apparently without regard. “You don’t need a mage, or a doctor. You need a curse breaker.”
Renfri’s father finishes chewing, looking pensive as his eyes flicker between the mage and her, where she’s standing slightly behind and probably looking as confused as he feels.
“A Witcher, Your Majesty,” the mage continues, after a moment. “You need a Witcher.”
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11 Jul 2025
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between a rock and a hard place by piceuscelus
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types
20 Dec 2023
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Ciri realizes she’s probably a bit out of her depth.
And then the first troll grabs her.
Ciri ends up the plaything of a few rock trolls for the night, except eventually the sun has to come up.
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11 Jul 2025