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Jaskier stared at the solitary man in the corner booth. He was large and imposing, but his golden eyes were captivating even as they glared at Jaskier over the top of his beer mug. There was a red thread tied around his finger and out of habit, Jaskier followed it to see if it was connected to anyone in the pub. His breath caught when he found the other end tied to his own finger.
“Oh shit.”
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In which Crowley takes a lot of naps, Aziraphale is sad about it, and no one finishes their sentences.
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The Portrait of a Demon by XxmerthurcatxX
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
07 May 2020
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The world has been saved, wine had been drunk, and Aziraphale finally poses a question that's been on the tip of his tongue for six thousand years: "Is it true you've got your cock pierced."
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Aziraphale hears a rumor in heaven that while all angels are equipped with a gold ring, all demons are equipped with a--uh--well, something that any sexuality frustrated, very curious angel can't say out loud.
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Six Thousand Years of Supposed Solitude by XxmerthurcatxX
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
21 Apr 2020
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It's a bit overwhelming, realizing after six thousand years that you're in love with your best friend. Aziraphale doesn't handle it well...until he does.
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Steve wasn't sure why he let Robin drag him to their high school reunion. The last thing he wanted to do was spend an evening with the asshole they went to school with. And there was one asshole in particular, one Billy Hargrove, that he was less than eager to run into.
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Billy wasn't looking forward to having to cover the mail deliveries to the top floor of the office, but a chance encounter in the elevator might change his mind.
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Joyous Division of the Newest Order by XxmerthurcatxX
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types
29 Feb 2020
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Witcher contracts are few and far between these days and Geralt is low on coin. When Yennefer points him in the direction of a job as an armed escort, he accepts. Unfortunately, his new charge is a spoiled prince who can't seem to keep it in his pants.
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Billy can't sleep. Steve offers to help.
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When Max suggested that Billy and Steve carpool back to Hawkins from California, Steve didn't know what to expect. He definitely hadn't expected the two of them to wind up sharing a bed for the night.
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Steve finds Billy's Everlast crop top when he's helping Max clean out Billy's room. It brings back memories that are almost too much for him to remember because Billy was gone now...wasn't he?
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After an unfortunate run in with a mage, Jaskier finds himself without his voice, while Geralt discovers he's bound to answer every question he's asked with the truth. What else could go wrong?
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Five times Jaskier hated his nickname and one time he decided it wasn't so bad.
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Weak and Wanting And Yours by XxmerthurcatxX
Fandoms: The Witcher (TV), Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types
13 Jan 2020
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Jaskier and Geralt part ways after their fight, bent on never seeing each other again. Until Yennifer steps in and helps Geralt to remove his head from his ass.
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This was for two prompts I got on tumblr! The prompts were “Kidnapping them was the only way I was going to get them here,” and "it’s only a little bit illegal."
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Wake Me Up (Before You Go-Go) by XxmerthurcatxX
Fandoms: IT - Stephen King, IT (Movies - Muschietti)
27 Dec 2019
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Instead of Eddie getting impaled, it's Richie. But he survives and Eddie is there to nurse him back to health. Richie is forced to confront his feelings for his childhood best friend. For once, he can't joke his way out of it.
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Eddie survives the final fight, thanks to Richie. Now that Richie finally has the chance to tell Eddie how he really feels, he's not gonna waste it.
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Billy and Steve have an ongoing prank war. What happens when Billy takes it a little too far?
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Four months after the events of season three. Billy Hargrove is alive. Billy Hargrove has been found. Billy Hargrove is currently bunking with Steve while he recovers. When did this become Steve's life?
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Billy finds himself on a date with King Steve himself. It's been ten years since Billy high tailed it out of Hawkins and never thought he'd get a second chance with the boy he could never forget.
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- Part 2 of Blind Dates
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Steve eats a banana. Billy likes it. A lot.