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A Very Cheesy Meet-Cute by YouAreNeverTooOld for pectinouscube
Fandoms: Carry On | Simon Snow Series - Rainbow Rowell
17 Feb 2025
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"At this point another figure enters my field of view. An immaculately groomed man in a three-piece suit, who looks like he'd be more at home in the first class lounge than out here with us motley crew. He's staring at cheese guy, which, fair. But not in a "what a loud and obnoxious person" sort of way - which I might expect from someone who looks like he does. More in a flustered, stupefied, stopped-in-my-tracks-by-beauty sort of way. Well. This could get a whole lot more interesting."
An airport meet-cute featuring a delayed flight, an emotional support goat, a bottle of wine, and some cheese. Actually, a LOT of cheese...
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[Podfic] Bazlow's Hierarchy of Needs by YouAreNeverTooOld
Fandoms: Carry On | Simon Snow Series - Rainbow Rowell
18 Jun 2024
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Dev leans in and murmurs as sotto voce as he’s capable, “So, to recap. You come in with Gareth the nob. You meet Simon the beautiful barkeep. You somehow figure out Simon’s schedule…”
“Trial and error…” I mumble.
“Ever the empiricist,” he says fondly. “And then you haunt this stool and manage to, at the very least, exchange names and develop a usual. Am I missing any important details?”
Baz, in dire need of a wingman, has dragged Dev across town for a drink. But will he heed Dev's sage advice, or will he ignore him and trust in his own disasterously awkward flirting game?
I suspect you all know the answer to that ;)
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[Podfic] mon coeur qui bat by YouAreNeverTooOld
Fandoms: Carry On | Simon Snow Series - Rainbow Rowell
14 May 2024
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All Simon wanted was a safe place to sleep, so why is he suddenly with Baz? And why is Baz calling him Paddington?!
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Take a Walk on the Wild Slice by thatdisabledprincess, YouAreNeverTooOld
Fandoms: Carry On | Simon Snow Series - Rainbow Rowell
28 Mar 2024
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It's almost time to be heading back to school for their final year at Watford. Dev & Niall drag Baz off for a night out at a new pizza place as a treat, because it has, according to the internet, a Very Hot Mascot.
Meanwhile, Simon has managed to find himself a job to while away the tedious hours of summer. It's not ideal, but fortunately no-one from school will ever see him dressed as a ridiculous slice of pizza. Right?
Pizza, pining, and plotting ensue; all combined with a healthy side serving of friends helping you realise what's actually important.
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[Podfic] Where Did the Party Go? by YouAreNeverTooOld
Fandoms: Carry On | Simon Snow Series - Rainbow Rowell
02 Jan 2024
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Baz ducks into a quiet room to briefly escape the party, and finds something - or rather someone - much more interesting
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Baz has been hopelessly in love with Simon Snow for years, he thought it was killing him. Now it really is.
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28 Jun 2025
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Nothing Equals the Splendor by mostly_maudlin
Fandoms: Carry On Series - Rainbow Rowell, Simon Snow & Related Fandoms
28 Aug 2021
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There are no prophecies to follow, no destinies foretold. Where better to find purpose than a nationally televised baking competition?
A Great British Bake Off AU.
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24 Jun 2025
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Pull Yourself Together by Blackberry_Summer for RimesWithPurple
Fandoms: Carry On | Simon Snow Series - Rainbow Rowell
17 Jun 2025
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Simon is working on housekeeping magic for his eighth year spell, and things predictably go awry. He accidentally combines his bed and Baz’s into one, and they can’t ask for an extra bed for Reasons. Alas, no one wants to sleep on the floor, so it seems as though they have no option but to bunk up.
That’s when they discover Simon’s spell doesn't only affect the furniture :P
Bookmarked by YouAreNeverTooOld
18 Jun 2025
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Safe and Found by facewithoutheart for TheWholeLemon
Fandoms: 9-1-1 (TV), Carry On | Simon Snow Series - Rainbow Rowell
16 Jun 2025
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After the events of Wayward Son, Simon finds himself in El Paso trying to gather up the nerve to break up with Baz once and for all.
Meanwhile Eddie, driving an Uber in his home town, picks up a fare and somehow ends up a side character in one of those fantasy YA novels his son loves.
Aka Eddie convinces Simon he’s deserving of good things and accidentally ends up teaching himself the same lesson.
Bookmarked by YouAreNeverTooOld
17 Jun 2025
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The View from the Veranda by AliceLiddle, KrisRix for FoolofaBookWyrm
Fandoms: Carry On Series - Rainbow Rowell, Simon Snow & Related Fandoms
11 Dec 2020
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"I have spent the last five years modifying and expanding my familial home, and while I am quite certain I shall always have a desire to build and change, I am currently convinced that my estate would be the height of perfection, if only it were complimented by a veranda...
I have spent my entire life enjoying beautiful things, but in this moment everything else I have ever coveted suddenly seems to pale in comparison to the adonis standing before me.
Then, he turns to face me as I walk into the room, and his perfectly plain blue eyes deliver the final blow. Not only do I want a veranda; I want him."
Bookmarked by YouAreNeverTooOld
09 Jun 2025