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    “...do they serve venomous bats?”

    “No! Why would they sell bats??”

    “But it sells bat burgers.”

    “They are called batburgers, but are not made of actual bats. You are aware of this, as if Batman?”

    Behind her, a disappointed Hong says, “...too bad.”

    Raon asks, “What the fuck is a batman?”

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    On, Hong and Raon the kids who now average 13 years of age, accidentally teleport to Gotham. Cue their caretakers beating up the God of Death due to a misunderstanding and the Batclan thinking a bunch of aliens have decided to hide out in their little hellhole of a city for some reason.

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    18 May 2025

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    “What do you want from me, Nedzu?”

    “I would like you to study under me, Henituse-san.”

    ‘Hm? What?’

    “Of course, I would still want you to be safe from the villains targeting you, so you would need to stay here most of the time.”

    ‘This fucker.’

     

    Or, after falling unconscious, Cale wakes up in UA's infirmary, confused with a mission to somehow get home. Along the way, he unwillingly becomes a teacher assistant? Cale never signed up for this.

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    17 May 2025

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    Cale Henituse has done it. After three years—ones of battle, planning, and beating the White Radish into oblivion—Cale has achieved his slacker-life. Now, his days only consist of lounging around, eating, and playing with the children. He couldn’t ask for anything more.

    "My Child… I must ask you for one more request."

    Cale just had to go and jinx it didn’t he!

    “And since when did I become your child?! You stupid God of Death!”

     

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    Our favorite red-haired “slacker” joins the world of Harry Potter to protect Hogwarts, adopt some kids, and beat the living daylights out of a no-nose, Dark Lord. Watch out Mr. Long-Name-Who-Apparently-Must-Not-Be-Named! You are the only thing standing in the way of an overworked, ex-commander’s “slacker-life!”

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    13 May 2025

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    in the 1800's, Douxie accidently became a single father, but over the years he lost track of his descendants. Jim and Claire offer to help him find them again, turns out they're a little closer to home than Douxie ever could have expected.

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    01 May 2025

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    Batman wants answers. Jim wants to be left alone, so he can go back to his not so normal life. Too bad those two things aren't at all compatible with each other. At least Jim gets some new friends out of all of this. Probably. Maybe.

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    28 Apr 2025