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    Pitch-a-friend night is a bonkers concept.

    There’s something genuinely horrifying about having your best friend who knows every single humiliating thing you’ve ever done hold a PowerPoint presentation about you at a bar. Let alone with the goal to convince people to date you. Henry has no explanation for why he’s here, except his best friend is Pez, and he supposes that’s explanation enough.

     

    Or the one where Alex and Henry are introduced to each other through PowerPoint presentations.

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    22 Jun 2025

  2. Public Bookmark 68

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    On set, everything is meticulously planned. The script is tight, the intimacy coordinator is thorough, and Henry is completely at ease.
    Meanwhile, Alex is internally spiralling. What if his “O face” is cringe? What if his movements aren’t in character?
    And worst of all—what if Henry, an actual gay man, thinks he’s terrible at faking it?

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    21 Apr 2025

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    Because that’s what this was. A game. One they’d been playing for months now. The pretense, the public charades, the unbearable, delicious tension of keeping it all hidden — it was like walking a tightrope with no safety net. Henry loved it. Henry loathed it.

    Or, the age gap, smutty fic that was missing from my catalog.

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    26 Feb 2025

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    Alex has walked out of his loft just in time, once, twice, three times now, to see Henry standing at his own door, saying goodbye to some nameless guy with a quiet laugh, the soft brush of fingertips, a door clicking shut.

    The sour taste in Alex’s mouth is completely unrelated.

    (Or, Alex finds out that Henry gives candy to his hooks up, has a whole crises over it, and it leads to them finally hooking up.)

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    25 Feb 2025

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    Alex should have his license revoked. Alex should be locked up—imprisoned, for the rest of his fucking life.

    His Royal Highness, Prince Henry of Wales is on his massage table, innocently praising his massage techniques—if he sounds like a fucking pornstar doing it, that's all on Alex. Stripped of context, most massage-induced moans could probably be passed off as something a lot more explicit—it’s just that he’s already on his metaphorical knees for this man, and he’s so beautiful, and he’s giving him so much—the moans have been continuous for a while, and now, so are the words, and his praise kink is rearing its ugly head to the point where his head is getting just a little bit cloudy—and the dimmed lights completely erase any clinical atmosphere—it’s all so cozy, and so warm, and so… pornographic.

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    22 Jan 2025