alligatorinnocence
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Stanley had a good life
Sure, his family wasn’t the richest, he didn’t have the best education, and he was lucky if his dad spoke to him once a day, but he was happy.
In the morning, his mother would get him and Ford up, make them a delicious breakfast, and kiss their foreheads before sending them to school. School was a drag, but hanging out with his twin was always fun. After school, (as long as they didn’t get detention), they would work on the Stan’ O’ War or roam the boardwalk. Then back home to watch some TV and have supper, then bed.
A simple schedule, but comfortable and predictable.
Everything changed when his ma died on his and Ford’s 8th birthday.
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Winter Winds and Snowmelt by Damatris
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types, The Witcher (TV)
01 Jan 2024
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Jaskier wasn't exactly sure what he had expected Kaer Morhen to be like but the keep was everything and nothing like it. The place was a dichotomy. Magnificent and sad in equal measures in its derelict state. Silent but full of noise. Cold yet filled with warmth.
But most importantly, it was Geralt's home. Seeing him so relaxed, the sharpest edges rounded down with the knowledge of being safe and surrounded by his family was a beautiful sight to behold.
Jaskier wished he too would relearn what safety felt like.
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- Part 6 of A song you know's begun
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26 Jul 2025
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[Podfic] and the right to call it home by Chancy_Lurking by SnakeOilSalesDepartment
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types
26 Jan 2025
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Geralt has only ever talked about one nuisance bard, the one that wrote the fucking song that has people throwing coppers at him when he walks into bars. Jaskier something or other, who gives a shit, “Why the fuck is he here?”“To winter with me,” Geralt snaps, a warning in his tone Lambert readily ignores. “Problem?”
“Yeah, the problem is the strange prostitute you brought to The Keep!!” Lambert exclaims, because he’d had a feeling Geralt was smitten, but apparently, he’s an idiot and doesn’t know a bad idea when he sees one if it smiles at him pretty enough.
“Hey, I’m at least a strange courtesan!” the bard calls.
(Lambert is extremely protective of the very little he has, including his brother. Jaskier is a threat to all of them, he doesn’t get why everyone doesn’t see that.)
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14 Jul 2025
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Kill Me Slowly by safiraneo
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types, The Witcher (TV)
26 Jul 2022
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Jaskier isn't exactly happy to dig himself out of his own grave. In fact, he'd very much like to go back in it. Unfortunately, Destiny has other plans.
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06 Jul 2025
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Maybe this was what hell was. Reliving all your worst memories, over and over.
A sharp whine left his throat as Rience forced his head back with a hand in his hair.
“So resilient. Are you immune to torture? Or is there simply nothing to learn? Did he not value you at all?”
“I don’t know,” Julian sobbed. “I don’t know anything, please don’t do this!”
AKA: Jaskier's stuck in a groundhog's day type loop with no memory of who he is, or what he's supposed to be doing. And things go very badly for him.
(Summary edited as chapters were added)Series
- Part 1 of All hell and its fire waits for us
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02 Jul 2025
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Thomas the Rhymer by Bouncey
Fandoms: The Witcher (TV), Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types
18 Jul 2020
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Jaskier, heartbroken and banished from his Witcher's side, finds himself employed by the Fae Queen for seven years. In return for teaching music lessons and performing for guests of the Seelie Court, she promises the bard a longer life, knowledge of the Faerie Tongue, and an escape from the pain that haunts his shattered mortal heart.
After seven years of searching the world over for his bard, Geralt stumbles upon a familiar face in a clearing. A man with cornflower blue eyes, wavy brown hair, slightly pointed ears, and absolutely no memory whatsoever of the White Wolf.
(Based on a mix of several medieval ballads and Celtic folk-tales)
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28 Jun 2025