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• In the Hall of the Mountain King by scaraDOUCHE (anyarepreh29)

  Fandoms: 原神 | Genshin Impact (Video Game)  

  • Not Rated
  • Choose Not To Use Archive Warnings
  • Gen
  • Work in Progress

  11 May 2023

  Tags

  • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
  • Albedo & Impostor Albedo | Subject Two
  • Impostor Albedo | Subject Two & Original Character(s)
  • Imposter Albedo | Subject Two
  • Original Male Character(s)
  • Albedo (Genshin Impact)
  • Genshin Impact Ensemble
  • Self-Indulgent
  • Canon Divergent
  • Canon Compliant
  • Crack Treated Seriously
  • Reincarnation
  • or tbh its more of transmigration
  • not that the MC is aware of that lmao
  • Unreliable Narrator
  • Language Barrier
  • MC uses He/Them pronouns
  • Nonbinary Impostor Albedo | Subject Two
  • The Author is Sleep Deprived
  • no beta we die like durin’s dreams
  • Other Additional Tags are to Be Added
  • author is also not an expert in anything so take the facts presented here with a grain of salt

  Summary

  Slay him! The Christian man's son has seduced the fairest maid of the Mountain King! Slay him! Slay him!
  May I hack him on the fingers?
  May I tug him by the hair?
  Hu, hey, let me bite him in the haunches!
  Shall he be boiled into soup and broth?
  Shall he roast on a spit or be browned in a stewpan?
  Ice-water to your blood!

  The MC would like the world to stop fucking with him for a second, please. It’s bad enough that he got stuck in this situation - the situation being a weird adult-bodied baby ejected from a weird glowing, magenta egg in a cave - but apparently, his dad (maybe??) lives in a mountain. A cold ass mountain. In a world where magic is a thing.

  Goddamnit, the midnight snack run was not worth it.

  Or in which the MC is incredibly confused and so is everybody else.

  Language:

  English

  Words:

  1,246

  Chapters:

  1/?

  Comments:

  1

  Kudos:

  24

  Bookmarks:

  8

  Hits:

  194