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    Anastasia AU. When Nami convinces him to embark on a trip to fleece someone like Dracule Mihawk for a hefty sum of berries, Sanji didn’t expect anything much of it. Then they find him: a doppelgänger that they can pass off as the only surviving Shimotsuki.

    If only the green-haired bastard isn’t so fucking rude.

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    24 Sep 2025

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  2. Public Bookmark 87

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    “Marimo,” he said flatly, “just because you’ve never had good oral doesn’t mean that it doesn’t exist. Which I could fucking prove to you if you’d just let me.”

    “Why should I?” Zoro asked, crossing his arm with a scowl. “Give me one good reason. Other than saying it’ll feel good, because quite frankly, I don’t buy that.”

    For a second Sanji’s expression went so thunderous Zoro thought he might actually start a fight, but then a second later it morphed into a crooked little smirk that Zoro didn’t like one bit.

    “What’s the matter, mosshead?” he said slyly. “Too chickenshit to let me try?”

    In which Sanji finds out Zoro's never had good oral, and—much to Zoro's annoyance—insists on reciprocating all the recent blowjobs he's been getting by properly eating him out.

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    22 Sep 2025

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    It starts with one book, then two, then Sanji brings home a whole pile of schlocky romance novels from every bookstore at every port, and Zoro doesn’t know why it’s pissing him off. Maybe it’s the men on the covers of some of them, because why is it necessary, really, for a straight man to read gay romance?

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    22 Sep 2025

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    “Cook,” Zoro said, in a voice filled with what could only be described as childish glee, “what does cilantro taste like to you?”

    Sanji attempted to scoff, but his discomfort over how utterly thrilled Zoro looked right now made it come out more like a pouty huff. “What the fuck do you think, mosshead?” he asked. “It’s cilantro. It tastes like soap. Or can you not tell that because the algae in your brain has spread to your taste buds?”

    In which Sanji is mildly devastated to learn he can’t properly taste cilantro, and Zoro proves surprisingly helpful in the kitchen.

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    22 Sep 2025

  5. Public Bookmark 24

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    Somebody write down the recipe
    Been tryin' hard not to overeat
    You're just so sweet...

     

    tags and so on: Trans Roronoa Zoro, Zoro has a vagina, Sanji might have a touch of internalized homophobia & transphobia, but they work it out, Sanji is written as a pathetic french man and I will not apologise (yeah, he's cool but come on)

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    17 Sep 2025

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