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  1. Rec 4

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    “Oh there's, uh, there's no need. We packed light.” More like they don't own anything worth taking with them, having pared their lives down to sad, metal rooms. “Nice to meetcha.”
    Newt holds out his hand, but Karla hugs him. This is not how he'd expect to be greeted by a Gottlieb.
    “I've heard so much about you,” she says when she pulls away.
    “Some of it good, I hope.”
    “You'd be surprised.” Karla laughs, crow's feet alongside her eyes matching her younger twin's perfectly. “Come on in, we're having drinkies and waiting for Bas.”

    in which Newt meets the siblings of his rival/situationship/admittedly best friend

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    03 Jun 2025

  2. Rec 67

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    Hermann cleared his throat and adjusted his grip on his cane, which, in an effort to stop people (read: Newton) tripping over it, was tucked neatly under the table. With the smallest of nudges, one end found itself in the path of one unlucky jaeger pilot. His tray went flying, and he hit the ground hard, and though Hermann was sure nothing had been broken by the fall, he still fought back a grimace in sympathy at the loud thud that echoed through the mess hall.
    Chatter at the surrounding table went silent, and several pairs of indifferent eyes landed on Hermann, who was pulling his cane closer to himself, placing it safely in his lap.

    Or: Hermann defends Newt's honor (like, a bunch of times)

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    27 May 2025

  3. Rec 8

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    Dale Arbus is seventeen, and he’s trying to convince his friends that getting a haircut isn’t a bad idea.

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    17 May 2025

  4. Rec 14

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    The red-blue-red-blue of the police sirens cut through the fog of Charlie's fatigue, though he wishes it would stay for when this is all over. At this rate, he'd never get back to sleep. Not that what he's doing now, eyes three-quarters lidded, could be called awake.

    Dennis definitely is, though. His eyes wide and glassy, he watches Luther struggle against the two officers with his spine straight, frozen in position like a soldier.

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    or, 4 things you said at 1 am, and then one the next morning

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    16 May 2025

  5. Rec 13

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    Five times Charlie and Mac tried to tell the gang about their relationship, and the one time everyone finally believed them.

    Episode title: Mac and Charlie Get Married

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    04 May 2025