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  1. Public Bookmark 14

    Company is Never an Interruption by

    Fandoms: Moral Orel  

    23 Jan 2022

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    With the Lonely Man dinner slid to a forgotten corner, 2 hot bodies sandwiched a certain priest against his own desk, in his own church, in his own office. It all started with an "Orel told us you were pretty lonely tonight."

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    24 Nov 2024

  2. Public Bookmark 98

    Sugar, We're Going Down Swinging by

    Fandoms: It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia  

    12 Mar 2024

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    Mac McDonald and Charlie Kelly are roommates. They're both 27, near-starvation broke on the edge of eviction, and somehow Charlie is the only one really managing to hold down a job as a janitor at a shitty bar nearby. Mac has goals, of course he has goals, but while he ruminates on them, stuck between jobs, he takes what he has to his advantage: free alcohol from his roommate who works at a bar and unlimited streams of women to choose from every night. If he sleeps with enough of them, he's bound to find one attractive enough to be tolerable, right?

    Enter: A man with money and a proposition for Mac.

    (It's a MacDen Sugar Daddy AU)

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    02 Nov 2024

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    self-taught learner by

    Fandoms: It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia  

    28 Aug 2018

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    Dennis tries to teach Mac how to pleasure a woman by demonstrating on Charlie.

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    25 Oct 2024

  4. Public Bookmark 66

    Mac & Dennis: Amateur Artists by

    Fandoms: It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia  

    25 Nov 2019

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    Sometimes it only takes six days, your stupid sister's stolen camcorder, and a bit of light persuasion to create a masterpiece. And sometimes, you can do it in the comfort of your own home. (Alternately: Mac and Dennis makes porn)

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    “Do you think Ryan Gosling cares, when he makes a sex-scene, that there are cameras? No, of course not, he respects the art of filmmaking,” Dennis continued.

    “Ryan Gosling made a sex-scene?”

    “No. I don’t know. That’s not the point, Mac.”

    “I guess I see what you mean. It’s just for the ladies.”

    Dennis smiled. “Just for the ladies,” and he put the camera back up to his eye. Mac undid his pants.

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    18 Sep 2024

  5. Public Bookmark 38

    It seems I saw you in some teenage wet dream (I like your get-up, if you know what I mean.) by

    Fandoms: Scott Pilgrim - All Media Types, Scott Pilgrim (Comics)  

    17 Dec 2023

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    Scott has a particularly vivid dream about his bed-sharing roommate. Based on the Valentine's Day artwork by Bryan.

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    01 Jun 2024