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    Dazai is going to Hogwarts—which is crazy because he doesn’t have magic. He has a nullifying ability, for goodness’ sake! Not that it matters. Dazai is still willing to stick around and cause trouble before he gets shipped back home and stuck in his room again.

    And this Quirrell guy is definitely up to something. So that’s a good place to start.

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    25 Nov 2023

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    CRAZY GOOD

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    Dazai's second year at Hogwarts starts with a bang!

    Between Mori's latest orders, Snape's investigation, and media-fire coming from all angles, Dazai certianly has his work cut out for him. But he isn't going down without a fight. With a steadily-growing gang of friends (subordinates!) at his back, Dazai might just stand a chance of making it through his second year alive.

    ...or maybe not. Honestly, Dazai isn't picky.

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    25 Nov 2023

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    FUCK YEAH I THINK THIS STORY JUST MADE ME OBSESSED WITH BSD

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    “We should let him go, I quite enjoyed the chase he gave us.” Siren said, as if this situation was a simple game. A game. This is his life! Out of anger he started thrashing, struggling to get out of the iron grip Siren had on him.

    “Relax” was the only thing siren had to say to stop his struggles. The words wrapped around his mind and fought their way into his brain, until he had no choice but to unwillingly slump into siren’s mind control.

    “We can’t let him go, that’s too much of a hassle.” Angel said, stepping closer to tubbo. “He’s not worth it.”

    Tubbo wanted to run. To leave. He wasn’t the brave one, that was Tommy! He couldn’t do this- he was going to die- he-

    “He’s spiraling. Honestly, by the way he acts you’d think he’s a child! Pathetic.”

    “Let’s just get this over with, we have more important matters to be dealing with then a small town vigilante.” Blade said, drawing a dagger and putting it to Tubbo’s neck.

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    Aka Tommy and tubbo are vigilantes and sbi are *actual* villains. I just took a bunch of ideas from other fics I like and mushed em’ all together lolz.

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    04 Sep 2023

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    YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES

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    “What’s going to happen to me now?” Tommy whispers quietly. He would rather spend eternity in that hellish limbo than go through being revived again. Being revived was worse than anything he’s been through since things first went to shit. He can’t imagine how much worse it would be a second time let alone again and again and again and-

    “I’m going to send you somewhere else,” Kristen responds. “Somewhere you can heal and be happy.”

    “Does a place like that even exist?” Tommy used to think that was possible. That he could find somewhere to heal from everything he’s been through where he could learn how to be happy again, but now that hope has been smothered to death and buried below bedrock. He’s tried over and over again to move on and heal and be happy, all he wants is to be happy, but the world has continued to fuck him over again and again and he’s lost hope.

    “It does. In another universe.”
    *****
    //TLDR; After Tommy is killed by Dream for the fourth time Kristen decides she’s had enough of watching her youngest son suffer and sends him to another universe that just so happens to have superpowers.

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    27 Aug 2023

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    dopamine is very good

  5. Rec 77

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    While laying under the press, Kokichi realizes he wants another chance at life, right as the press lowers and he is crushed.

    Kokichi gets a second chance in the form of sharing a body with Midoriya! How will the class react when they find out?!

    Meanwhile a sinister plan is forming in the background. How would our hero’s react to being in a killing game themselves?

    !!!BEING REWRITTEN LINK IS IN LAST CHAPTER!!!

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    27 Aug 2023

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    yes yes yes my dreams are coming true