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    “He’s joining us earlier than we anticipated.”

    “He’s a flight risk. This way there should be no more risk of him getting away from you. I’ve killed his mother. He belongs to you.”

    “Six years old and already training in the Raven’s nest. He will be a player that won’t be rivaled.”

    Nathaniel lives a hard life in the ravens nest, choosing Jean and Kevin's safety and happiness over his own constantly. Like the martyr he is. Then one day he is given a chance. It's a fools bet, and Nathaniel is unlikely to win it.

    But he has one season to take the Foxes to championships and win.

    If he doesn't, well.. he doesn't like the other options.

    So he makes his own. Win or die.

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    19 Oct 2024

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    Neil the menace that you are <3

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    Day Two: Kid Fic

     

    Listen, it’s not Dream’s fault that the kids all look the same in their masks. And it’s not his fault that he has the same car as another parent. It just so happens that the kid he keeps accidentally kidnapping is a golden child. Unfortunately for the golden child’s parent, Dream’s daughter is a nightmare. Fortunately for Dream, the golden child’s parent is incredibly forgiving, and also incredibly adorable.

    Or, five times Dream accidentally takes home the wrong child, and one time he takes home the right one.

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    07 Feb 2022

    Bookmarker's Notes

    I- oh my god (≧∇≦)

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    The following story is an adaptation of the scripts of 4 streams intended for production on the Dream SMP. Due to all 4 scripts being written before Ranboo’s death it is best to take this story as being in it’s own timeline that is respective of the character of Wilbur Soot. The actors have signed off that the actions taken by the characters in this story are accurate and representative. It is up to audience interpretation which timeline is canon to the greater storyline. For all future lore based around Wilbur, this is canon.

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    26 Jan 2022

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    ʅ(◞‿◟)ʃ

  4. Rec 91

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    Day 6: DSMP AU


    "Seems like the hit to the head was one too much," Techno simplified. "I don't think he remembers anything."

    "What?" Sapnap's voice was barely over a whisper.

    "He doesn't remember anything," Techno concluded.

    "Tommy, L'Manberg, Doomsday, the Festival, what does he not remember Techno?" Sapnap asked in rapid succession. "What do you mean?"

    "Sapnap-" Techno sighed.

    Techno looked at Sapnap, holding back from what he knew would be devastating news. He didn't know how to deliver it if he even could. But Sapnap wasn't having any of it.

    "What is it? Tell me," Sapnap urged.

    "He doesn't even know who you are," Techno blurted out. 


    Dream and Techno escape prison, and the first place they go to for cover is Kinoko Kingdom. It seemed like the smart choice, since no one would've expected it, but Sapnap had a promise to keep. Sapnap was going to kill Dream if he ever escaped. Though, things are a little hard when they're not the person you think they are. Not anymore, at least.

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    03 Jan 2022

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    Day 1: Meet-Cute


    "You can keep letting him press the button for you," Quackity said, finally looking up from his work. "But fucking tell him that he's pressing the wrong goddamn floor."

    "I feel bad," Sapnap said. "It's not like it's his fault."

    "Yes it is," Quackity said. "He misheard you say seventeenth floor for the seventh floor like 4 weeks ago, and he's been pressing floor 17 for your stupid face ever since."

    "Yeah but I was nervous, and my voice was all wonky- So he misheard me-" Sapnap shrugged.

    "To be fair, any rational human being would just- oh I don't know," Karl took a stack of paper and whacked Sapnap on the shoulder. "Correct him."

    "It's not that big of a deal," Sapnap brushed off.

    "That's literally twice as long of an elevator ride, you-" Karl sighed exasperatedly.


    There's this really sure guy in Sapnap's office building right? He works on the 11th floor. Sapnap doesn't talk to him very much, but every morning without fail, this guy presses floor 17 for Sapnap. It's actually really sweet, if it hadn't been for the fact that Sapnap's office is on the 7th floor. But he's just too cute to correct, you know?

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    03 Jan 2022